Ct. Rockula, How Do You Train?

[quote]Protoculture wrote:
Mr.Purple wrote:

This seems silly to me. If tribunaldude is really some skinny dweeb taking his book-knowledge and applying it to people who post here, it would be worthy of some kind of award. His posts doesn’t come off that way at all. He appears to have hands-on experience with all aspects of bodybuilding, so if it’s some kind of never ending troll job, all I can say is; I am impressed.

Really? Because to me it comes off like he’s doing exactly that.

Considering the amount of effort and dedication it takes to build a good body I have a hard time believing anyone who has paid their dues would not want to show their gains or “don’t give a fuck what others think”.

i) We’re not people at the office - we’re supposed to be a community who understands the ups and downs of this shit.

ii) If you don’t give a fuck what anyone thinks - then why give a fuck to give advice?

Other bullshit excuses include:

i) I’m on “supplements” and don’t want the feds ringing my doorbell. haha

It makes no sense at all if you are the size he is claiming to not want to show it.

Sorry, but the internet has made me HIGHLY skeptical. I’ve been on other forums (not BB related) where posters have kept up online persona’s for years. This would be far from the first time it happens.[/quote]

There are others on the board who’s pictures I haven’t seen, but seem to know what they are talking about. MODOK for one, all I could see from his former avatar was an arm… still I had no doubt he knew what he was talking about. Cephalic_Carnage hasn’t posted pictures, nobody doubts his advice I think. I’m just saying… holy shit, what kind of disturbed person would come in here and pretend to be something as fucking boring as a bodybuilder :stuck_out_tongue: If I was going to pretend to be something I’d go… well I don’t know. Somewhere else.

[quote]Protoculture wrote:
Mr.Purple wrote:

This seems silly to me. If tribunaldude is really some skinny dweeb taking his book-knowledge and applying it to people who post here, it would be worthy of some kind of award. His posts doesn’t come off that way at all. He appears to have hands-on experience with all aspects of bodybuilding, so if it’s some kind of never ending troll job, all I can say is; I am impressed.

Really? Because to me it comes off like he’s doing exactly that.

Considering the amount of effort and dedication it takes to build a good body I have a hard time believing anyone who has paid their dues would not want to show their gains or “don’t give a fuck what others think”.

i) We’re not people at the office - we’re supposed to be a community who understands the ups and downs of this shit.

ii) If you don’t give a fuck what anyone thinks - then why give a fuck to give advice?

Other bullshit excuses include:

i) I’m on “supplements” and don’t want the feds ringing my doorbell. haha

It makes no sense at all if you are the size he is claiming to not want to show it.

Sorry, but the internet has made me HIGHLY skeptical. I’ve been on other forums (not BB related) where posters have kept up online persona’s for years. This would be far from the first time it happens.[/quote]

soooooooooooooooooooo
If TD tells you to do something that makes sense your going to do the opposite because he’s a skinny teen?

[quote]Mr.Purple wrote:
Protoculture wrote:
Mr.Purple wrote:

This seems silly to me. If tribunaldude is really some skinny dweeb taking his book-knowledge and applying it to people who post here, it would be worthy of some kind of award. His posts doesn’t come off that way at all. He appears to have hands-on experience with all aspects of bodybuilding, so if it’s some kind of never ending troll job, all I can say is; I am impressed.

Really? Because to me it comes off like he’s doing exactly that.

Considering the amount of effort and dedication it takes to build a good body I have a hard time believing anyone who has paid their dues would not want to show their gains or “don’t give a fuck what others think”.

i) We’re not people at the office - we’re supposed to be a community who understands the ups and downs of this shit.

ii) If you don’t give a fuck what anyone thinks - then why give a fuck to give advice?

Other bullshit excuses include:

i) I’m on “supplements” and don’t want the feds ringing my doorbell. haha

It makes no sense at all if you are the size he is claiming to not want to show it.

Sorry, but the internet has made me HIGHLY skeptical. I’ve been on other forums (not BB related) where posters have kept up online persona’s for years. This would be far from the first time it happens.

There are others on the board who’s pictures I haven’t seen, but seem to know what they are talking about. MODOK for one, all I could see from his former avatar was an arm… still I had no doubt he knew what he was talking about. Cephalic_Carnage hasn’t posted pictures, nobody doubts his advice I think. I’m just saying… holy shit, what kind of disturbed person would come in here and pretend to be something as fucking boring as a bodybuilder :stuck_out_tongue: If I was going to pretend to be something I’d go… well I don’t know. Somewhere else.[/quote]

Personally I’d pretend to be a porn star.

[quote]Mr.Purple wrote:
If I was going to pretend to be something I’d go… well I don’t know. Somewhere else.[/quote]

I’d pretend to be a porn star.

“And this chick was like ‘Aw yeah, you’re nailin’ me.’ Man, her tits were nice. Felt like bags of sand.”

I can’t believe I’ve delayed looking at the recent pics pm’ed to me of naked T-Vixens to read this.

[quote]Mr.Purple wrote:

There are others on the board who’s pictures I haven’t seen, but seem to know what they are talking about.
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Again, I’m not saying his advice is bad. I’m saying he has never given proof which is suspicious for someone at the level he claims to be at.

[quote]Mr.Purple wrote:
MODOK for one, all I could see from his former avatar was an arm… still I had no doubt he knew what he was talking about. [/quote]

Surprise, surprise! He’s since posted pics!

[quote]Mr.Purple wrote:
I’m just saying… holy shit, what kind of disturbed person would come in here and pretend to be something as fucking boring as a bodybuilder :stuck_out_tongue: If I was going to pretend to be something I’d go… well I don’t know. Somewhere else.[/quote]

Dude, I’m not taking about any poster now, but there are countless fucked up people on the earth (of the millions that currently inhabit it) - don’t think there aren’t a few hundred people in that entire bunch that would pull something like this.

Go to any bar in america and I’m sure you’ll find some loser claiming to be an underground no holds barred champion. This shit happens way more often than you think.

Shit - the movie “blood sport” is based on just this type of delusional fool.

[quote]Airtruth wrote:
Protoculture wrote:
Mr.Purple wrote:

This seems silly to me. If tribunaldude is really some skinny dweeb taking his book-knowledge and applying it to people who post here, it would be worthy of some kind of award. His posts doesn’t come off that way at all. He appears to have hands-on experience with all aspects of bodybuilding, so if it’s some kind of never ending troll job, all I can say is; I am impressed.

Really? Because to me it comes off like he’s doing exactly that.

Considering the amount of effort and dedication it takes to build a good body I have a hard time believing anyone who has paid their dues would not want to show their gains or “don’t give a fuck what others think”.

i) We’re not people at the office - we’re supposed to be a community who understands the ups and downs of this shit.

ii) If you don’t give a fuck what anyone thinks - then why give a fuck to give advice?

Other bullshit excuses include:

i) I’m on “supplements” and don’t want the feds ringing my doorbell. haha

It makes no sense at all if you are the size he is claiming to not want to show it.

Sorry, but the internet has made me HIGHLY skeptical. I’ve been on other forums (not BB related) where posters have kept up online persona’s for years. This would be far from the first time it happens.

soooooooooooooooooooo
If TD tells you to do something that makes sense your going to do the opposite because he’s a skinny teen?
[/quote]

Sooooooooooooooooo

That’s the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard. Do the opposite? Do you think I do the opposite of what all internet “unprovens” (for lack of better word) suggest?

No, actually I would direct my question specifically to someone I had 100% faith in. Sorry if it bothers you that I attribute different levels of importance to the thousands of online posters.

[quote]Protoculture wrote:
Mr.Purple wrote:

There are others on the board who’s pictures I haven’t seen, but seem to know what they are talking about.

Again, I’m not saying his advice is bad. I’m saying he has never given proof which is suspicious for someone at the level he claims to be at.

Mr.Purple wrote:
MODOK for one, all I could see from his former avatar was an arm… still I had no doubt he knew what he was talking about.

Surprise, surprise! He’s since posted pics!

Mr.Purple wrote:
I’m just saying… holy shit, what kind of disturbed person would come in here and pretend to be something as fucking boring as a bodybuilder :stuck_out_tongue: If I was going to pretend to be something I’d go… well I don’t know. Somewhere else.

Dude, I’m not taking about any poster now, but there are countless fucked up people on the earth (of the millions that currently inhabit it) - don’t think there aren’t a few hundred people in that entire bunch that would pull something like this.

Go to any bar in america and I’m sure you’ll find some loser claiming to be an underground no holds barred champion. This shit happens way more often than you think.

Shit - the movie “blood sport” is based on just this type of delusional fool.
[/quote]

There are millions of people on the earth? Shit, now I’m scared… are all of them as paranoid as you? :wink:

It’s the same as it always has been.

We get people that come in here talking all sorts of shit, never post a pic, come up with a million different excuses…get called out and finally leave.

It is the nature of the beast. You will find that the guys who know what they are talking about don’t feel like they need to tell you unless you ask.

As the quote goes…It is better to be well done than well said.

[quote]Mr.Purple wrote:

There are millions of people on the earth? Shit, now I’m scared… are all of them as paranoid as you? :wink:
[/quote]

Yeah, but they’re just xXcRaZYXx!!!

dude when you post elaborate stories, driving hurses, orgies, opening a club, being 300+ pounds etc, etc people are going to call you on it ESPECIALLY when you dont even have a picture of yourself.

this is the internet, people bullshit constantly so excuse me for being skeptical in all the outlandish stuff you post.

all you have to do is post some pics or whatevs and people will shut up.

[quote]Cephalic_Carnage wrote:
Protoculture wrote:
LiveFromThe781 wrote:
Rockula is a fraud

this dude was a virgin 6 months ago with some picture of what looked to be a white guy doing cable crossovers

now he’s some vampire wannabee, entrepreneur, girls gone wild party guy… and black. not buying it.

Wait - did this guy go by the name of meganewb for a while?

Newb can put up some serious numbers… Actually haven’t heard anything from him in a while.
[/quote]

Last thing I remember he was talking about some crazy training cycle he was going to undertake to get the record in his age division. He probably died of over training, you know because his volume was going to exceed 10,000 pounds a week or something.

Ct. Rockula,

you claim your brother is 23, 6’2, 285lbs while you are 19, 5’10, 320lbs.

could you please post pictures of either of you?

[quote]stringer wrote:
Ct. Rockula,

you claim your brother is 23, 6’2, 285lbs while you are 19, 5’10, 320lbs.

could you please post pictures of either of you?
[/quote]

and please post a video of these chicks you know who are so crazy they are knocking dudes out left and right in street fights.

Its funny how he is totally ignoring this thread dedicated for himself and is posting everywhere else on T-Nation.

[quote]Fuzzyapple wrote:
Its funny how he is totally ignoring this thread dedicated for himself and is posting everywhere else on T-Nation. [/quote]

Clearly it’s not worth his time because:

a) He doesn’t give a fuck what others think (yet cares enough to participate in discussions)
b) Is a perfectionist and only want to show the final product
c) Has no digital camera
d) Doesn’t want to get stalked by all us “homos”
e) Doesn’t want the feds ringing his door because of his possible association with “supplements”.

Am I missing anything?

ya 7)He’s fugly?

i am pretty sure he is really a 120lb white chick pretending to be this 320lb black man

[quote]LiveFromThe781 wrote:
Rockula is a fraud

this dude was a virgin 6 months ago with some picture of what looked to be a white guy doing cable crossovers

now he’s some vampire wannabee, entrepreneur, girls gone wild party guy… and black. not buying it. [/quote]

I forgot this till now, but I actually remember when it was a little white guy doing cable crossovers.