homosexuals
[quote]mallen5 wrote:
masonator wrote:
Blu-tooth earpeices.
I always end up responding to a stranger in public who wasn’t talking to me. Then They get rude and I have to stare at them until their legs break from the awe of my rage. It’s pretty inconvenient to be getting arrested so often.
Not to mention they make you look like a low-rent douche. If you’re wearing a bluetooth earpiece, you’re somebody’s bitch. [/quote]
Or it’s not fucking comfortable to lift an oak branch to your ear for five minutes while cutting off the circulation to your hand and switching every 30 seconds.
[quote]horsepuss wrote:
homosexuals[/quote]
You realize that lesbians are homosexuals, correct?
[quote]limitatinfinity wrote:
chimera182 wrote:
Sanitarium wrote:
Pet steps/ramps to get up on the bed. I have no words.
Doggy treadmills.
My grandparents have a treadmill for their dog. How else is German Shepherd going get 20 miles of exercise in the city with elderly owners?[/quote]
Plus they are good for conditioning the dogs for contest during the winter.
[quote]limitatinfinity wrote:
Rattler wrote:
Neons lights on cars.
Ugg boots
Pointy bras
1lb dumbbells
My grandad got me 1lb dumbbells when I was 6. You could screw on attachments up to 3 lbs.
I was a fit 6-8 year old until my impoverished immigrant parents discovered frozen mini pigs in a blanket were cheaper than eggs and meat.
My vote goes to corn. I would rather die hunting and gathering then live eating processed garbage.[/quote]
I don’t know what fucked up country you come from but corn is not processed, and corn is about 15% of my income so you can suck a dick. Plus it explains my enormous fucking size.
[quote]limitatinfinity wrote:
chimera182 wrote:
Sanitarium wrote:
Pet steps/ramps to get up on the bed. I have no words.
Doggy treadmills.
My grandparents have a treadmill for their dog. How else is German Shepherd going get 20 miles of exercise in the city with elderly owners?[/quote]
Do they also give him a doggie sweater in the winter? Those things are REALLY ghey inventions…
[quote]rrjc5488 wrote:
horsepuss wrote:
homosexuals
You realize that lesbians are homosexuals, correct?[/quote]
yeah I thought about that when I posted that but i think most folks on here know i meant gay dudes and bull dikes.
Wall-mounted toothpaste dispenser
[quote]ouroboro_s wrote:
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Was anyone else laughing uncontrollably when you saw two people on that thing? Holy hell that was hilarious.
The BMI.
Who said Croc were confortable?!?!?!?!?
It’s probably extremely UNcomfortable to have to tell your parents that you’re gay.
[quote]BONEZ217 wrote:
Iron Dwarf wrote:
Crocs.
I know a woman who has her 3 young sons wearing these faggy things.
I wear crocs!
Theyre my house shoes. And I have a pair for doing yard work/wearing to baseball games before I have to put cleats on.
They’re probably the most comfortable pieces of footwear ever made. [/quote]
I dont wear them but they are comfortable as all hell.
Still doesnt change how gay they look.
[quote]HG Thrower wrote:
Iron Dwarf wrote:
Ugs.
An otherwise beautiful girl just reduces herself to looking like a redneck Eskimo wearing those stupid things.
Totally. My wife has this one pair she “had to buy” because it was on sale. They are at least one size too big and are purple. Her feet look like Barney the Dinosaur when she wears those things.
On the other hand, I actually have a pair of uggs that just look like normal work boots, but have the fuzz on the inside. When I lived in North Dakota and it was 80 below, they were AWESOME.[/quote]
Agreed. When it is cold, only an idiot cares about fashion. I swear by Sorels. Best thing out of Canada. (Before I get torn apart by the resident Canadian Powerful Women, may I point out you’re still in Canada. (Except Court and she’s really a big softie;-))
[quote]TQB wrote:
HG Thrower wrote:
Iron Dwarf wrote:
Ugs.
An otherwise beautiful girl just reduces herself to looking like a redneck Eskimo wearing those stupid things.
Totally. My wife has this one pair she “had to buy” because it was on sale. They are at least one size too big and are purple. Her feet look like Barney the Dinosaur when she wears those things.
On the other hand, I actually have a pair of uggs that just look like normal work boots, but have the fuzz on the inside. When I lived in North Dakota and it was 80 below, they were AWESOME.
Agreed. When it is cold, only an idiot cares about fashion. I swear by Sorels. Best thing out of Canada. (Before I get torn apart by the resident Canadian Powerful Women, may I point out you’re still in Canada. (Except Court and she’s really a big softie;-))
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This confused me. I’m pretty certain there aren’t enough of us to create an angry mob and we really aren’t all that scary. Or are we? Sorels are good boots though and when your eyes are freezing shut, fashion doesn’t matter.
Converse canvas Chucks.
I wore them when I was 8 back in the 60’s. They’re kid shoes.
They look especially fucking stupid on large men, and they offer shit support (arch and lateral).
Uggs are the trend here for sorority girls. They were them with nike athletic shorts and either a big t-shirt or a northface jacket. It’s like saying, “My feet and shins are cold, but the rest of me is not.”
…It’s also like saying, “I’m fucking retarded.”
[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
Converse canvas Chucks.
I wore them when I was 8 back in the 60’s. They’re kid shoes.
They look especially fucking stupid on large men, and they offer shit support (arch and lateral).
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You’re high. The flat soles are great for squating and pulling. They allow you to keep your weight back on your heels, where other shoes with even small heels put you too far forward. $45 for a pair of high-top Chuck’s or $200 for a pair of specialty PL shoes. If your large enough you can wear stupid looking shoes and nobody says a word…
[quote]TylerPK4L wrote:
Uggs are the trend here for sorority girls. They were them with nike athletic shorts and either a big t-shirt or a northface jacket. It’s like saying, “My feet and shins are cold, but the rest of me is not.”
…It’s also like saying, “I’m fucking retarded.”[/quote]
I always wondered why people would bundle up and wear boots, only to be wearing shorts that go about 2 inches down their thighs. Not that I’m complaining…
[quote]reddog6376 wrote:
Iron Dwarf wrote:
Converse canvas Chucks.
I wore them when I was 8 back in the 60’s. They’re kid shoes.
They look especially fucking stupid on large men, and they offer shit support (arch and lateral).
You’re high. The flat soles are great for squating and pulling. They allow you to keep your weight back on your heels, where other shoes with even small heels put you too far forward. $45 for a pair of high-top Chuck’s or $200 for a pair of specialty PL shoes. If your large enough you can wear stupid looking shoes and nobody says a word…
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No, I’m far from high, and quite lucid, Clifford.
There are still far better looking and stable shoes than Chucks. And if flatness and thriftiness are your desire, go barefoot or socks.
And nobody - no matter how large- is exempt from looking dopey. Go ahead and wear a Speedo and tights to the gym, or even food shopping. Perhaps no one will say a word, but that doesn’t mean you don’t look dopey.
lol
[quote]Nards wrote:
Who said Croc were confortable?!?!?!?!?
It’s probably extremely UNcomfortable to have to tell your parents that you’re gay.[/quote]
You’re 36. You grew up in the 80’s. You are NOT the authority on heterosexual looking clothing/footwear.