Crap Inventions

[quote]Fuzzyapple wrote:
Iron Dwarf wrote:
Crocs.

I know a woman who has her 3 young sons wearing these faggy things.

I guy I know has them in orange because he love the colour orange. He buys everything in orange.

I would have to go with those huge ass sunglasses that women wear in the summer. They just make you look more retarded, it’s not style. [/quote]

It’s also like someone said about the push-up bra, it’s false advertising, a chick may look decent with them on, but then they take them off and it’s like, WTF just happened to your face?

I’d have to say half of the ab machines out there.

Obviously those crazy asians top the list of crappy inventions.

Exhibit A.


Exhibit B.

[quote]bluefingas wrote:
Segway.
very gay.[/quote]

Have you ever used one, its fucking awesome, they have an offroad one.

[quote]ucallthatbass wrote:
bluefingas wrote:
Segway.
very gay.

Have you ever used one, its fucking awesome, they have an offroad one.[/quote]

Well, Pres. Bush disagrees. It’s neither GAY, nor AWESOME.

The Menstrual Cycle…Women should be good to go all the time. I mean men get erections in our sleep, ready to go at a moments notice, always in the starting line up. Women go on IR once a month…slackers.

[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
Crocs.

I know a woman who has her 3 young sons wearing these faggy things.
[/quote]

I wear crocs!

Theyre my house shoes. And I have a pair for doing yard work/wearing to baseball games before I have to put cleats on.

They’re probably the most comfortable pieces of footwear ever made.

[quote]BONEZ217 wrote:
Iron Dwarf wrote:
Crocs.

I know a woman who has her 3 young sons wearing these faggy things.

I wear crocs!

Theyre my house shoes. And I have a pair for doing yard work/wearing to baseball games before I have to put cleats on.

They’re probably the most comfortable pieces of footwear ever made. [/quote]

Yeah, walking around your house naked in summer is very comfortable as well, but you don’t do that shit in public!

[quote]BONEZ217 wrote:
Iron Dwarf wrote:
Crocs.

I know a woman who has her 3 young sons wearing these faggy things.

I wear crocs!

Theyre my house shoes. And I have a pair for doing yard work/wearing to baseball games before I have to put cleats on.

They’re probably the most comfortable pieces of footwear ever made. [/quote]

Uh… I’ve seen your profile pics, Bone. You’re a big dude, so you can wear whatever the fuck you want. Oh, your Crocs match your Tutu and tights? I’m cool with that.

lol

[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
Ugs.
An otherwise beautiful girl just reduces herself to looking like a redneck Eskimo wearing those stupid things. [/quote]

Totally. My wife has this one pair she “had to buy” because it was on sale. They are at least one size too big and are purple. Her feet look like Barney the Dinosaur when she wears those things.

On the other hand, I actually have a pair of uggs that just look like normal work boots, but have the fuzz on the inside. When I lived in North Dakota and it was 80 below, they were AWESOME.

[quote]ouroboro_s wrote:
WolBarret wrote:
Condoms. I might as well fuck plastic.

But it’s okay when she’s your inflatable girl friend?[/quote]

At least she doesn’t talk back.

[quote]rrjc5488 wrote:
postholedigger wrote:
rrjc5488 wrote:
postholedigger wrote:
I’m gonna go out on a limb here and list the bosu ball…

Clearly you’ve never had sex on one.

Why go there when there’s “the wedge”? :smiley:

Because titties don’t bounce in your face on the wedge.[/quote]

Her titties bounce even when she walks, no need for a bosu ball to make that happen… But I do appreciate the topic of bouncing titties coming up. Always makes my day!

The BCS poll

I dunno… the people that curl in the squat rack are pretty bad inventions…

[quote]masonator wrote:
Blu-tooth earpeices.
I always end up responding to a stranger in public who wasn’t talking to me. Then They get rude and I have to stare at them until their legs break from the awe of my rage. It’s pretty inconvenient to be getting arrested so often.[/quote]

Not to mention they make you look like a low-rent douche. If you’re wearing a bluetooth earpiece, you’re somebody’s bitch.

[quote]mallen5 wrote:
If you’re wearing a bluetooth earpiece, you’re somebody’s bitch. [/quote]

LOL! Totally!

[quote]chimera182 wrote:
Sanitarium wrote:
Pet steps/ramps to get up on the bed. I have no words.

Doggy treadmills.[/quote]

My grandparents have a treadmill for their dog. How else is German Shepherd going get 20 miles of exercise in the city with elderly owners?

[quote]Rattler wrote:
Neons lights on cars.

Ugg boots

Pointy bras

1lb dumbbells[/quote]

My grandad got me 1lb dumbbells when I was 6. You could screw on attachments up to 3 lbs.
I was a fit 6-8 year old until my impoverished immigrant parents discovered frozen mini pigs in a blanket were cheaper than eggs and meat.

My vote goes to corn. I would rather die hunting and gathering then live eating processed garbage.

[quote]postholedigger wrote:
I’m gonna go out on a limb here and list the bosu ball…[/quote]

Ankle rehab for my clients. It’s a lifesaver.

[quote]limitatinfinity wrote:
Rattler wrote:
Neons lights on cars.

Ugg boots

Pointy bras

1lb dumbbells

My grandad got me 1lb dumbbells when I was 6.
[/quote]

I had the hulk hogan dumbbells.