See, all those who doubted me, I’m ALWAYS right. Just don’t go and tell girls that they smell like a trash can full of dead cats or anything, but I guess being a wiseass CAN be a sign of confidence and intelligence. I like the challenge of being even more of a wiseass back.
I’m going to have to try the wiseass thing… I can testify to the ineffectiveness of saying “hi” and attempting conversation. I’ve never yet ended up with a date that way… just another girl telling me about the guy she just went to california to see.
But then, I go to loser College Park, where all the women (don’t) suck, unless of course you’re a fratboy.
I’ve never ever seen a real relationship start when a guy just walks up to a girl and starts talking… that includes in bars, on beaches, pools, or whatever. I think the reality is that to really find a girl that you can date, you need to meet through mutual people or already be friends in some way. You can definitely hook up that way, but as far as meeting somebody that you’ll actually start dating, i doubt it.
I must say there is some PRICELESS stuff on here.
ok, if you’re really shy or can’t think of anything, run up to her, say “hi” and I think you’re good looking then ask her for her number and then say “sorry but I have to go im in a hurry”, add an excuse if you can, then take off. make sure you exchange names too tho. otherwise she’ll have no idea who is going to call her. its quick and it won’t work that great, but it’s better than nothing
Princess, you sound like my kind of gal. I can’t seem to find too many female wise asses lately. However, we still need to get you to like Vans! The shoes rock … so dump your pink Reabok aerobic sneakers from '89 and do some heavy squats!
Ok, it’s up to me to tell how it really is:
Ugly don’t get no girls, no matter how cool the conversation.
And I should know! 
i’m a 20 year old fratboy as some people call it…2 things ive learned so far in college…one what almost always works for me is just saying hi, whats up? with a smile and two go up to a woman, in college though they are all girls, and ask them to buy u a drink, if they dont they arnt worth talking to anyway…if they do ur in…at least u find out right away and sometimes even get a drink out of it…
You’re ALWAYS right (in capitals, no less)? Nah, I’m not detecting any ego at all…
Hey you. Where did you buy those boobs? KMart? <Now waiting for the lovely and very curvacious, but sometimes elusive and squirelly, Princess to jump my bones>
Last time I tryed the friendly casual hey whatsup approach, she looks me up and down and immediately says “what kind of car do you drive?”
I say “what difference does it make… you need a ride someplace?” she says well since you won’t tell me I’ll assume its a piece of garbage… why the f*ck should I talk to some poor boy like you?" (I was well dressed and groomed btw)so I said … why? how much DO you charge per hour? and walked away.
Nice gal
Vans are dumb.
I agree with whoever said that most relationships don’t start through random meetings, but it can lead to meeting other people, etc. Also, I don’t think being a wiseass to me on this page is going to win you any points.
Sorry, but I’m always interested in the kind of car a guy drives. It just tells me something about them. It wouldn’t make or break a guy by any means, maybe it’s just since I like cars.
Point to your groin and say “respect the cock”.
Hey princess nothin’ to be sorry for, I like Cars too… I had a few nice ones at the time, it was the way she said it… it came off more like "HI, I don’t know you but, your a looser, give me your money right now, or piss off.
So I thought ok… shes honest, if she only wants money, I only want sex… even trade.
that make more sence or am I missing something critical here?
I usually get falling down drunk and walk around pants less. If she’s not interested ask her if she would like to take a drive in to the ocean. Try it, it works for me.
Coyote, That is fucking funny. Damn bitches! I get the same shit out here I love that. WC fields used to walk up to a woman and ask them if they would sleep with them for a million bucks most would say yes. He would then ask them if they would sleep with him for a buck. They would get very offended and he would respond we have already established what kind of woman you are we are now just haggling price. Haa haa. I have done this with success however you have to be a fast talker after they get pissed. It is funny just to watch their expressions change though. I had one walk up to me ask what do you drive, what do you do, where do you live. I said "Your ass into the headboard, I am a pimp, I live out of my car. Now backup off me hooker.
hey, where can I get that CIA interregations tatics book. That sounds sweet as hell!
Gee Princess, with my opening line asking about KMart boobs, you should have been jumping my bones by now. Well, I guess I will have to go back to treating people with respect. This wiseass crap obviously doesn’t work…even on those who profess it is the way to a woman’s heart.
if you can dance, you CAN romance…have any of you guys seen that Usher video “You remind me”? If you can pull it off (ie. dance/strut with confidence), this can work without saying a word. Most girls do like to be pursued, and body movements can often say a lot more than words. Real guts - try this at the mall or beach :P…just kiddin
Whomever said to be just happy and out going, that is my opinion too. I’m much more attracted to the guy that seems like a lot of fun to be with. I also like when guys are creative - like on my first date with my (now) husband. When he came to pick me up, he had a grocery bag in his hand. He asked to come in and made rootbeer floats for my whole family. He had my heart that first night. We went out afterwards, and had a blast, but the best part of the evening was chit chatting with my family over rootbeer floats. Needless to say, my family still thinks he’s awesome.