Congress Pushes to Silence Israel Critics with "Antisemitism Awareness" Bill

[Brant_Drake]

[zecarlo]

@Brant_Drake

Why can’t suicide bombers or mass shooters just go to a field and end themselves in a void?

Because they want virgins.

Family Guy | 72 virgins

[darnell_becker]

Why are you replying to him in a serious manner?
I thought we were done with that.

Your time would be spent in a more productive manner if you taught a dog how to drive a motorcycle.

Or you could wack one off with a whisky and heroin dick. Still more productive, while still masturbatory.

[Brant_Drake]

@darnell_becker

whisky and heroin dick.

Are you spying on me?

[darnell_becker]

It was my dick, so yeah. I didn’t close my eyes.

[darnell_becker]

Serously, though, edit your Reply and sub it for a meme before he sees it and thinks someone took him seriously.

[Brant_Drake]

[Brant_Drake]

@darnell_becker

edit your Reply and sub it for a meme before he sees it and thinks someone took him seriously.

Done.

[zecarlo]

@Brant_Drake

I’ve never understood why this has such appeal.

Hmmmm….

@Brant_Drake

Each time post coitus it’s blood on your dick and crying.

I think you answered your own question.

[Brant_Drake]

@darnell_becker

edit your Reply

Dammit. I got caught!

Mitch Hedberg Catch and Release

[darnell_becker]

@Brant_Drake

I’ve never understood why this has such appeal. Each time post coitus it’s blood on your dick and crying. Plus they have no idea what to do - it’s uncharted territory.

Give me a confidant, experienced woman anyday.

I agree with you.
I actually met a 24 year-ol virgin a couple years ago. She was atractive enough but the virgin thing kind of threw me off. Now, I don’t mind that she was twenty years younger than me, but I didn’t wanna be the one to ‘deflower’ her. It should be something special. It won’t be. But it should.

She kind of Iooked middle-eastern (even though she claimed she wasn’t) so I joked that allah was saving her for a terrorist.

[darnell_becker]

@Brant_Drake

I’ve never understood why this has such appeal.

You didn’t had to edit everything, buddy. You can still converse with the rest of us, the rational and fully functional posters.

I agree with you here too, I think part of it is that they’re incels who feel intimidated by experienced women.

Besides, how long would those virgins last anyhow? Couple weeks? Maybe a month, if you ration them carefully. Then what? They’re no longer virgins now, so what are they?
They’re a bunch of sluts, that’s what they are now.

[zecarlo]

why are you gay?

[zecarlo]

@darnell_becker

Besides, how long would those virgins last anyhow? Couple weeks? Maybe a month, if you ration them carefully. Then what? They’re no longer virgins now, so what are they?

This has been addressed in Islam: they magically go back to being virgins. They’re fair skinned and are hairless but for their heads and eyebrows and lashes.

[Brant_Drake]

[darnell_becker]

@zecarlo

This has been addressed in Islam: they magically go back to being virgins. They’re fair skinned and are hairless but for their heads and eyebrows and lashes.

How about their age? Will they forever stay twelve years old, or do they age?

[darnell_becker]

Is it gay that I’m a bit confused here?

[darnell_becker]

@Brant_Drake

Lol. Castoli level of intelligence here.

I love that we’re able to turn threads started by a lunatic rambling incoherently into highly productive ones.

[Brant_Drake]

@darnell_becker

turn threads started by a lunatic rambling incoherently into highly productive ones.

Best way to deal with amateurs who don’t realize they are helplessly outgunned.

[cyclonengineer]

Catching up here - I am insulted by the sheer stupidity.