Looks like Chuck doesn’t realize why he is so funny.
I can see where this thread is going so let me be the first to say:
Real loss is only possible when Chuck Norris kills your entire family
Chuck Norris jokes stopped being funny more than a year ago.
What a loon.
Chuck obviously views his fan base as a horde of Godless, lobotomized cement blocks, as evidenced by him actually considering it necessary to write an article refuting some of his “facts.”
Congrats, Junior Texas Rangers, your idol thinks you’re all a bunch of brainless heathens.
But, OK, I’ll bite (but only because I’ve got a bulletin board full of them directly outside my dorm room):
Helen Keller’s favorite color is Chuck Norris.
I’m really not a fan of that Jesus stuff, but I like Chuck. He seems like a good guy who cares about stuff aand contributes to things he thinks are important.
Seems like a stand up kind of guy to me.
I always liked this one.
Chuck Norris is so fast he can run around the world and kick himself in the back of the head.
You can tell a joke is really funny when it’s still funny years later.
You gotta hand it to someone who stays true to their beliefs no matter how unpopular.
I liked this one.
If at first you do not succeed, then you are obviously not Chuck Norris.
Chuck is the man. Great at everything, and humble to. Who wouldn’t want to be Chuck fan?
George
“And in the history of this planet, there has only been one real Superman.”
…Jesus Christ, I don’t like where this is going.
[quote]MrCritical wrote:
You can tell a joke is really funny when it’s still funny years later.
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I can’t tell if this is a criticism of Chuck Norris jokes or not.
We can listen to Rosie’s opinion, but not Chuck’s?
If you believed you knew something that would change eternity for someone; what kind of person would you be if you didn’t share it? Chuck is just doing his job.
“I am not ashamed of the gospel, for it is the power of God to save everyone who believes”
I think chuck is pissed off that he is the butt of everyone’s jokes and he is stuck playing a texas ranger on the conan o’brien show(i am not even sure if walker texas ranger still comes on).
This whole god deal is probably just keeping him from going ape-shit and roundhouse kicking people in crowded places, terrorist style.
I wouldn’t be suprised if it actually did get to him more than he lets on.
I like Chuck. He had an awesome career, was tight with Bruce Lee and seems like a genuine decent guy.
But the jokes crack me up.
He can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.
[quote]conner wrote:
What a loon.
Chuck obviously views his fan base as a horde of Godless, lobotomized cement blocks, as evidenced by him actually considering it necessary to write an article refuting some of his “facts.”
Congrats, Junior Texas Rangers, your idol thinks you’re all a bunch of brainless heathens.
But, OK, I’ll bite (but only because I’ve got a bulletin board full of them directly outside my dorm room):
Helen Keller’s favorite color is Chuck Norris.[/quote]
I think he really used it as a means to spread his message about God. I don’t really follow that sort of thing, but I respect people with good intentions. Some might call it preaching, but I think his head is in the right place.
The Helen Keller one is good btw!
That’s funny, I remember hearing some audio file with him on Letterman (I think it was Letterman) and he was laughing at the jokes too. That article is a year old so who knows what’s true?
“There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard, only another fist.”
Doesn’t TShaw the OP kinda look like Chuck Norris?
Are they related?
As a kid growing up in Europe I learned about America from the movie The Delta Force. Sadly to this day I can’t grow facial hair like Chuck can, and I’m a grown man now.
Chuck is a LB, Lucky Bastard.
The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain.
From the article:
If your soul needs healing, the prescription you need is not Chuck Norris’ tears, it’s Jesus’ blood.
And Chuck is just the guy to get you some.
Now we know why Jesus hasn’t come back yet.