Chuck Norris punched out of the womb 10 months early.
I think the funniest part about the link posted is that chuck says, of the internet phenomenon, “Boys will be boys”.
[quote]Brant_Drake wrote:
Chuck Norris punched out of the womb 10 months early.[/quote]
Haha, I never heard that one.
Isn’t this an old thread?
Chuck Norris isn’t lactose intolerant, he just refuses to put up with lactose’s shit.
“Chuck Norris doesnt believe in Germany.”
Well, chuck used to be cool.
[quote]TKOWKD1 wrote:
Doesn’t TShaw the OP kinda look like Chuck Norris?
Are they related?
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On casual Fridays at the high school where I work, when I wear jeans and a T-shirt, kids DO call me “Chuck.” But there’s no relation.
(How did anyone even find this thread to be able to respond to it? Who the hell searched for “Chuck Norris” on T-Nation?
In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris.
[quote]TShaw wrote:
TKOWKD1 wrote:
Doesn’t TShaw the OP kinda look like Chuck Norris?
Are they related?
On casual Fridays at the high school where I work, when I wear jeans and a T-shirt, kids DO call me “Chuck.” But there’s no relation.
(How did anyone even find this thread to be able to respond to it? Who the hell searched for “Chuck Norris” on T-Nation?[/quote]
You don’t search for Chuck Norris. He finds you.
I admire Norris. Not only is he a good sport, but he’s also not afraid to stand up and be counted as a Christian. And in this world it’s getting increasingly more difficult to do that without incurring harsh criticism. He’s obviously not afraid of losing fans for his true beliefs
What an idiot.
Chuck Norris won the world series of poker holding a joker and the red 4 from an uno deck.
Oh yeah, and he can drown a fish
[quote]Inner Hulk wrote:
Well, chuck used to be cool.[/quote]
Well, taking a position that you have to know will have people turn their back on you is kinda cool. Chuck is a believer, and not afraid to let the world know it. In a way, cool is doing and saying things that you will catch shit over without blinking.
In a past Atomic Dog, TC wrote of the coolest guy he knows. The guy wasn’t coolest because he followed every trend, he was cool because he did not give a shit.
Chuck is a believer in a time that it is not exactly “cool” to be one, a kick ass ass kicker, made some cool action flicks, promotes a silly-ass exercise machine, but still gets to hang with Christie Brinkly while doing so, I’d say Chuck is still cool.
As for Christie Brinkly, I’d still tap it.
Remember
Outer space exists because it’s afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
[quote]ZEB wrote:
I admire Norris. Not only is he a good sport, but he’s also not afraid to stand up and be counted as a Christian. And in this world it’s getting increasingly more difficult to do that without incurring harsh criticism. He’s obviously not afraid of losing fans for his true beliefs[/quote]
I couldn’t agree more.