[quote]OctoberGirl wrote:
fightingtiger wrote:
Resort to? No, I wasn’t “resorting” to calling you a bitch. I was calling you a bitch because you are being a bitch.
I am glad that you can deduce my entire mental construct based entirely on what…4 posts on an internet message board? You should really market that. I am sure that there are many marketing executives in corporate America that would love to have such incredible analytical powers on their side.
Please, oh might one, tell me all about myself. Tell me all of my unoriginal thoughts.
Well Sparky it didn’t take that much to deduce you are boring, it came across rather evidently. And you just aren’t interesting enough for me to spend any more time considering. If you don’t know who you are it doesn’t suprise me. Do you bore you too?
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Im glad you missed the sarcasm once again.
[quote]conner wrote:
See, it wasn’t that you didn’t pull of sarcasm with that remark, it was that you did just a shit poor job of doing so. I mean, Dweezil was doing remarkably awesome by himself (from an entertainment standpoint, at least), whereas you tried to imitate…and instead came across as a shitty knockoff. You showed up at the Tour de France with your Big Wheels and were, for some reason well beyond me, Octobergirl, and left field, surprised when you were told you probably shouldn’t be racing.
My recommendation would be for you to first pull the training wheels off of your bike, to keep up with Dweezil, and then to pull them off of your fucking brain, to maybe make a valid argumentative point every blue moon or so (stranger things have happened). And, also, to please not go about embarrassing yourself by resorting to calling a woman a bitch within 3 posts ever again. It shows you’ve run out of creativity (and at 3 posts- oh, how pathetic), as well as a distinct lack of class.
Lack of class? Hey- just like a wrestling fan! (oh, and you can toss in the drum roll/cymbal if you know it’s gonna be a weak one). It doesn’t help too much, reaction-wise, but self-deprecation is an easy form of humor- and you are chock full of material in that regard.
Hell, I can deduce from your few posts that you’re a douche- think maybe Octobergirl and I should go into business together, or do you suppose that, based on your conduct so far, that one was kind of a ‘gimme’?
In either case, I’m sure I’ll get more than a second chance.[/quote]
Sorry if my posts didnt come across as grade A comedy, I was at work at the time and somewhat distracted. Maybe you dont get that concept, maybe you do. Thats none of my business though. My original posts were not meant to be entertaining. I could really care less if they werent as funny as Dweezils. My point was that Dweezil was making outlandish and ignorant statements, and that was all.
And just so you know, I do not watch wrestling, however, several of the ladies who work in my office were talking about the situation and it peaked my interest.
One more thing: I dont give a fuck about the Tour de France. The last 90 guys to win that all look like theyve been lifting weights “since October 2006”. Thats nice that they can ride bikes for miles and miles, but its not my thing.
Yes, I know you were speaking figuratively.