Carrot Top on Roids/Synthol??!!??

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Looks like the guy has a good set of side delts and some average muscle …nothing too drastic on him. Does he even weigh 200 lbs? He’s always been built, this isn’t news.

The weird thing about him is the fact that he may be the ugliest guy in the world with a better body than half of it. Weird combo!

I just wonder who the girl is that gives it up to Carrot Top. Wow, getting banged by the Carrot. Some chic is baging him. He has to get laid. Wow ladies, could you imagine the Carrot drivin’ it into you. You better stare at his abs, one look at his mug and doo and your stomache might turn.

Worse thought… imagine the TOP cumming, he must make some God awful faces.

merlin

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merlin, I did NOT need to read that. I threw up a little in the back of my throat with that picture…gotta find something to remove the picture fast!

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Fuck Carrot Top. What the god damned hell is wrong with Merlin? :wink:

That was sick. Thanks.

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[quote]merlin wrote:
Looks like the guy has a good set of side delts and some average muscle …nothing too drastic on him. Does he even weigh 200 lbs? He’s always been built, this isn’t news.

The weird thing about him is the fact that he may be the ugliest guy in the world with a better body than half of it. Weird combo!

I just wonder who the girl is that gives it up to Carrot Top. Wow, getting banged by the Carrot. Some chic is baging him. He has to get laid. Wow ladies, could you imagine the Carrot drivin’ it into you. You better stare at his abs, one look at his mug and doo and your stomache might turn.

Worse thought… imagine the TOP cumming, he must make some God awful faces.

merlin[/quote]

Woah… dude… I nearly lost all of my respect for you there. Ha ha ha.

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[quote]merlin wrote:
Looks like the guy has a good set of side delts and some average muscle …nothing too drastic on him. Does he even weigh 200 lbs? He’s always been built, this isn’t news.

The weird thing about him is the fact that he may be the ugliest guy in the world with a better body than half of it. Weird combo!

I just wonder who the girl is that gives it up to Carrot Top. Wow, getting banged by the Carrot. Some chic is baging him. He has to get laid. Wow ladies, could you imagine the Carrot drivin’ it into you. You better stare at his abs, one look at his mug and doo and your stomache might turn.

Worse thought… imagine the TOP cumming, he must make some God awful faces.

merlin[/quote]
Maybe to top looks normal when he nuts?

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LOL to Merlin. VERY funny! And disturbing.

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[quote]Der Candy wrote:
merlin wrote:
Looks like the guy has a good set of side delts and some average muscle …nothing too drastic on him. Does he even weigh 200 lbs? He’s always been built, this isn’t news.

The weird thing about him is the fact that he may be the ugliest guy in the world with a better body than half of it. Weird combo!

I just wonder who the girl is that gives it up to Carrot Top. Wow, getting banged by the Carrot. Some chic is baging him. He has to get laid. Wow ladies, could you imagine the Carrot drivin’ it into you. You better stare at his abs, one look at his mug and doo and your stomache might turn.

Worse thought… imagine the TOP cumming, he must make some God awful faces.

merlin

Woah… dude… I nearly lost all of my respect for you there. Ha ha ha.[/quote]

hahaha… In the end respect is all lost anyway. All we really have is our word and our balls. Like Scarface said …don’t break them for anybody.

It was a rather ugly thought. I’m sure I lost a few IQ points for thinking of it. Or maybe I gained one.

I still wonder who his LADY is. I’m curious what a man that looks like that can bag.

I always wonder what kind of guy gets to bang the fitness models we see on the side of the page everyday. I usually just answer a “a rich one”. they probably all have different levels of looks, but I bet most of the beautys have a rich guy banging them. They’re selling, and I know who’s buying. Capitalism baby! Its right in our face. I want to know who buys Carrot act…

merlin

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[quote]merlin wrote:

I always wonder what kind of guy gets to bang the fitness models we see on the side of the page everyday. [/quote]

Probably nobody… They only look that way for a couple of days around a contest - that’s usually not a maintainable state of bf% for most women.

And they’re probably so carb-depleted and bitchy, they aren’t in the mood anyway! :smiley:

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[quote]Jillybop wrote:
merlin wrote:

I always wonder what kind of guy gets to bang the fitness models we see on the side of the page everyday.

Probably nobody… They only look that way for a couple of days around a contest - that’s usually not a maintainable state of bf% for most women.

And they’re probably so carb-depleted and bitchy, they aren’t in the mood anyway! :smiley:
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Jilly, would you hit it? (Carrot Top)

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I vote carrot top’s curling picture be submitted as a Powerful Image.

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[quote]Jillybop wrote:
merlin wrote:

I always wonder what kind of guy gets to bang the fitness models we see on the side of the page everyday.

Probably nobody… They only look that way for a couple of days around a contest - that’s usually not a maintainable state of bf% for most women.

And they’re probably so carb-depleted and bitchy, they aren’t in the mood anyway! :smiley:
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If that’s the case …can someone please send them my way and to the rest of us who work hard to maintain a really nice physique. I’m no Brad Pitt or Arnold Schwarzenegger, but I am eye candy and get little play from the super hot ladies. They only ones that will approach me are the ones with extreme confidence. I have to do all the work to really make things happen (go out of my way really).

Either they are intimidated which is what people have told me or I’m just not rich enough. I downplayed my looks and that helped a little. But still there are guys on T-Nation much like myself who wonder why we don’t get the beauties and some smuck that looks 10 times worse than us does.

This is just a post for all of us well kept men that have put together a great appearance, and have built a really appealing physique …and havn’t gotten what we think we should. I feel I should get a woman at least as attractive as I am, not worse. Hoping they are better looking than me is a constant. I think I’m not rich enough to get the super beauties.

I’ve been intimidated to talk to certain women before, I think I understand where they are comming from. I’m that type of guy that if I don’t do everything possible to let her know I’m interested and she’s well worthy of me of course(i’m down to earth) …but i don’t think i’m percieved as down to earth, then they will just assume I’m a player or I don’t like them.

I know there are really good looking and well built guys on this forum that arn’t getting as much play or caliber women as they should or would like. Then there are those guys who look like hell and have a beauty under each arm to help carry the bags of money.

Just an observation & experience from an intimidating guy(so i was told anyway, I’m nice— not intimidating to talk to)

I don’t see how men are intimidating, women really have the looks in the end. the best looking man in the world don’t even compare to the beauty of the best looking woman …now that’s real intimidation.

Forget the psychology of personality and all that B.S. That’s there for plenty of great looking men that can’t afford the beauty queen. Am I wrong for assuming I’m not rich enough yet?

merlin

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[quote]Zap Branigan wrote:
Jillybop wrote:
merlin wrote:

I always wonder what kind of guy gets to bang the fitness models we see on the side of the page everyday.

Probably nobody… They only look that way for a couple of days around a contest - that’s usually not a maintainable state of bf% for most women.

And they’re probably so carb-depleted and bitchy, they aren’t in the mood anyway! :smiley:

Jilly, would you hit it? (Carrot Top)[/quote]

Definitely -----> NO

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[quote]merlin wrote:
Jillybop wrote:
merlin wrote:

I always wonder what kind of guy gets to bang the fitness models we see on the side of the page everyday.

Probably nobody… They only look that way for a couple of days around a contest - that’s usually not a maintainable state of bf% for most women.

And they’re probably so carb-depleted and bitchy, they aren’t in the mood anyway! :smiley:

If that’s the case …can someone please send them my way and to the rest of us who work hard to maintain a really nice physique. I’m no Brad Pitt or Arnold Schwarzenegger, but I am eye candy and get little play from the super hot ladies. …_[/quote]

They probably think you are arrogant and don’t bother with you.

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[quote]OARSMAN wrote:
I shit you not… check out the left delt.

http://www.bastardly.com/archives/2007/07/23/caption-this-bitches-carrot-top-edition/#more-9334

odd dude. [/quote]

def synthol,it causes such odd shaped muscles,if it goes i wrong.

def steroids too,he looked great before,really funny,now he is just a freak and less funny…

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Check out this pic…still think he’s not on synthol?

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I hate it every time this topic comes up. The guy works out. Is it impossible to believe that someone can get big without drugs. Maybe the reason people insinuate drug use is because they need an excuse for themselves being a 98 lb pussy.

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[quote]tveddy wrote:
I hate it every time this topic comes up. The guy works out. Is it impossible to believe that someone can get big without drugs. Maybe the reason people insinuate drug use is because they need an excuse for themselves being a 98 lb pussy.[/quote]

You’re beefy so it’s different, beefy people can get big without drugs. Carrot top SHOULD be a 98lb bitch, but instead he used drugs to become a 198lb bitch. When I look at that douchebag and someone says he could be natural all I have to say is “don’t tell me…”

Oh, and synthol isn’t a drug. It’s basically like injectable silicone tits but for muscles.

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[quote]Diana Bolann wrote:
tveddy wrote:
I hate it every time this topic comes up. The guy works out. Is it impossible to believe that someone can get big without drugs. Maybe the reason people insinuate drug use is because they need an excuse for themselves being a 98 lb pussy.

You’re beefy so it’s different, beefy people can get big without drugs. Carrot top SHOULD be a 98lb bitch, but instead he used drugs to become a 198lb bitch. When I look at that douchebag and someone says he could be natural all I have to say is “don’t tell me…”

Oh, and synthol isn’t a drug. It’s basically like injectable silicone tits but for muscles. [/quote]

OP said roids/synthol, I know what syn is, and if CTop ever did try syn its not apparent in those pics. Next, how do you know that he didn’t just figure out how to eat, and work out. He has the money to pay a trainer. What pisses me off is that it seems like everyone who is little blames the reason that other people are bigger than they are solely on steroids or genetics.

and i’m not beefy, I’m just big boned.

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[quote]Diana Bolann wrote:
tveddy wrote:
I hate it every time this topic comes up. The guy works out. Is it impossible to believe that someone can get big without drugs. Maybe the reason people insinuate drug use is because they need an excuse for themselves being a 98 lb pussy.

You’re beefy so it’s different, beefy people can get big without drugs. Carrot top SHOULD be a 98lb bitch, but instead he used drugs to become a 198lb bitch. When I look at that douchebag and someone says he could be natural all I have to say is “don’t tell me…”
… [/quote]

I agree. It is impossible to know for sure but it looks likely.

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[quote]tveddy wrote:
and i’m not beefy, I’m just big boned.[/quote]

He meant Beefcake.