I shit you not… check out the left delt.
http://www.bastardly.com/archives/2007/07/23/caption-this-bitches-carrot-top-edition/#more-9334
odd dude.
Why would you use synthol in only your left delt and nowhere else on your body? I don’t but it.
He’s been fairly muscular for a while.
So he’s built up a bitchin’ set of delts? Alert the media!!!
Some people build different parts better.
It’s an angle that seems to highlight the fact, as well.
Angle means everything, ask people who actually know how to pose (read: very few of the people who post pictures here.)
I think I barfed in my mouth a little when I saw that pic. He looks like a female bodybuilder that used too much juice.
[quote]Ghost22 wrote:
He’s been fairly muscular for a while.
So he’s built up a bitchin’ set of delts? Alert the media!!!
Some people build different parts better.
It’s an angle that seems to highlight the fact, as well.
Angle means everything, ask people who actually know how to pose (read: very few of the people who post pictures here.)[/quote]
You’re joking, right? You are actually going to imply this douche knows how to “pose” ?
Please - his left delt is clearly swollen, unnaturally so in comparison with the right delt. It’s not “posing”… it’s probably synthol.
It definitely looks like synthol. His face looks like he’s been on GH as well.
I’m not so sure. Once, I seriously overreached in a workout and my chest swelled to double it’s normal size. It was just edema, but it looked like I had tits. They were large and misshapen for at least two days. Could this have happened to his delts? Dunno, but Synthol isn’t the only explanation.
Eh…for all we know he had a shoulder injury, but continued to lift with the healthy one. Or maybe I’m reaching…
I don’t like pointing fingers if there’s a chance that someone actually worked hard to get to where they’re at…but I have to admit it’s not looking good for good ol’ Carrot Top…
Wow, when I first heard Mr. Garrisons theory of evolution, I was skeptical. But, after seeing that photo, that man is the offspring of a fish-frog fucking a squirrel. We’re scissoring.
[quote]Addicted wrote:
Wow, when I first heard Mr. Garrisons theory of evolution, I was skeptical. But, after seeing that photo, that man is the offspring of a fish-frog fucking a squirrel. We’re scissoring.[/quote]
scissor me timbers!
-dizzle
Synthol, no. Angle, yes.
[quote]OARSMAN wrote:
Ghost22 wrote:
He’s been fairly muscular for a while.
So he’s built up a bitchin’ set of delts? Alert the media!!!
Some people build different parts better.
It’s an angle that seems to highlight the fact, as well.
Angle means everything, ask people who actually know how to pose (read: very few of the people who post pictures here.)
You’re joking, right? You are actually going to imply this douche knows how to “pose” ?
Please - his left delt is clearly swollen, unnaturally so in comparison with the right delt. It’s not “posing”… it’s probably synthol.
[/quote]
Of course not, I wasn’t implying he knew how to pose.
I was making note of how important angles are.
This thread proves the point that, "If your an ugly looking @#&!stick before you do steroids, you will only be a bigger, uglier, @#&!stick when your done.
Carrot Top.
What a douche.
Dudes been working out for the past 10yrs or so. I have the same respect for him as anyone else in the gym. I’ve never really been into Carrot Top, but actually I’d go see his stand up now that we share a common interest in bodybuilding.
I don’t see why people bash him, atleast he’s in the gym when he could be lounging around in the Bahamas all day downing Pina Coladas. How many other comedians do you see that look like they’ve lifted anything other than a beer and a gut that shows it?
But then again the wise Dave Tate says “Critics rant, because they can’t.”
Besides steroids or not, you can’t just take them, not put in work, and get huge. The guy is definitely putting in gym time to get where he is.
Carrot Top also said he wasn’t on drugs anyway on BB.com’s Fit Show. So until someone can show me the injection spots or his supply, I give him the benefit of doubt. Its not like the guy is insanely huge, if you think it takes steroids to get where he is then you’d better re-evaluate your training and eating.
I can agree with the angle on the delts but his face doesn’t look like it used to. The person who said he looks like a female bodybuilding that used too much juice was spot on.
[quote]A-Dizz wrote:
Addicted wrote:
Wow, when I first heard Mr. Garrisons theory of evolution, I was skeptical. But, after seeing that photo, that man is the offspring of a fish-frog fucking a squirrel. We’re scissoring.
scissor me timbers!
-dizzle[/quote]
best south park ever
Angle my arse! What kind of angle makes your shirt bunch-up on one side and not the other?
[quote]Whey Man wrote:
I don’t like pointing fingers if there’s a chance that someone actually worked hard to get to where they’re at…but I have to admit it’s not looking good for good ol’ Carrot Top…[/quote]
He obviously worked hard regardless of anything else.
Yeah, looks like synthol to me.