I agree with the kick and the steel toes, that would certainly take someone down if implemented correctly. I’d suggest a kick to the shin/knee/thigh area OR the ribs. He WILL go down. Then just get real close to his face and be like “You’re lucky I’m in a good mood today.” And slam his face off the sidewalk. Gosh I’m so tough on the internet. This place is fun.
Pass him a note and tell him you’ll meet him out behind the school palyground, then when he shows up get all up in his grill and head-butt him.
Or you can grow up and quit acting like children. Call the cops if you feel that threatened.
[quote]zackL wrote:
Clearly, not one of you has actually fought anyone. It doesn’t matter if you have 500lbs of muscle or look like Adrian Brody. Be fast, hit him in the nose, mouth, or bottom of the jaw. He isn’t going to keep going if his teeth are all over the ground or he’s blinded by the pain of a well placed punch breaking his nose. Most street fights end on the ground because people are too dumb to just lash out fast. If you end up on the ground, get in the advantage position and dont stop pumping your arm until he decides he lost.
Or just go on with your life because fights don’t solve anything in the real world. [/quote]
Clearly people use an opener like this to put themselves in a position of authotity.
Clearly this poster is not taking in to consideration psychological state or drug use, because if he was, he would know that in certain circumstances like that, the old punch to the nose might as well be a mosquito bite.
Don’t be so presumtuous, man. My schnauze has been busted so many times, it just snaps out of the way and doesn’t even bleed.
Then, there’s the strategy of Letting the person swing a few times to see how they move…
Or taking it to the ground, because you are good on the ground…
Clearly this poster doesn’t have nearly the experience or skill he imagines.
…“Ooh! I’ll just bop that ruffian on the nose! Whon’t even have to ruffle my knickers!”…
Found this when I logged onto AIM…
Bas Rutten, obviously everything you need to know. He could probally take ken shamrock in a street fight. :-p
i say just avoid him at all costs… stay in your bedroom coated with david hasselhof posters and massage your labia.
nooge
Ok every bit of advice here from ignore him and avoid him, to hit him or shoot him and blow him up with explosives. Probably best just to forget it.
maybe get some friends like this
Next time you do a drive-by, try using one of these:
That way no one will hold a grudge afterwards…
Hey thanks for that youtube on Bas … he teaches the real stuff. I’ll point everyone at that youtube whenever they ask where to start. Because if you just say “check out Bas” they won’t because people by nature are lazy bastards. Bas’s stuff is good because it is the main principles of streetfighting - reaction, tying them up so they can’t continue to attack, and beating the crap out of them at all stages and especially, incapacitation (take to ground, lock up, disabling strikes).
Solutions to original problem:
Hit the guy with another waterbomb. But fill it with urine. Alternatively, freeze the bombs first.
Go right up to the guy. Then SMASH! punch in the face. But don’t hit him. Hit someone next to him. Then yell “I’m a crazy fucker!” and run off.
Or, go up to him in front of his mates, and yell out “look, I love you, but we can’t go on like this, here’s your stuff” then storm off after handing him some intimate apparel
Seriously, you wouldn’t want to fight if you can help it, and your training should not be aimed at revenge, but protecting yourself in the future against people who might attack you (and this time, for no good reason).
Dude, you squirted the guy with a water gun, and he kicked your ass. He got his revenge. He’s over it.
It doesnt look like youre going to be squirting anybody, any time soon, does it?
He taught you a lesson.
I dont think this guy is gonna kick your ass again, that is, unless you try to start shit with him, and its obvious that youre not really prepared to do that at this point.
Its over, man.
If you do decide to initiate a fight, watch out for the girlfriend, if she does get involved dont forget how Jesus would handle it…
Your heavier and taller, so unless your a complete pussy then he realllllly caught you off guard.
Solution: Next time he tries shit bear hug his ass and use your advantages size wise, get close enough that he cant punch hard and manhandle him.
this is good because:
-you dont have to hit him, just hold on till he stops.
-there is nothing as imbarassing as being
manhandled/controlled physicaly when your in a fight.
-you have the control when you do this and therefor can be the bigger man at the end.
thats your best bet…