By a skinny tall guy that shows off his skinny belly thinking he’s the shit for being into soccer and having very low body fat percentage? By the way the abs weren’t even buff. He obviously doesn’t know what bulking is for. I hate that sob.
Obviously anyone who isn’t “chisled” is “fat”…
It’s how skinny twigs make themselves feel superior.
Thanks for sharing
hey fatty.
[quote]moester wrote:
By a skinny tall guy that shows off his skinny belly thinking he’s the shit for being into soccer and having very low body fat percentage? By the way the abs weren’t even buff. He obviously doesn’t know what bulking is for. I hate that sob.[/quote]
Throw a 55lb DB at his face next time you see him.
I doubt he’ll speak to you ever again.
Huh? Um… so?
Shit happens… but this doesn’t even qualify as “shit” yet.
Quit whinning fatty…eat, and lift something heavy, seriously if you’re bulking why worry about what somebody else thinks??
did you know that if you added an “L” to your name you would be molester?
Oh yea, givem tha finga
Hey Fatty Fatterson,
The sooner you can block out what everybody else thinks of you, the better. No sense in putting any energy toward that BS. Re-focus it into your next workout.
Welcome to negative inspiration.
B.
Very nice but how about some comebacks.
I say hey fatty! and grab your gut while you’re sitting on the bench and show you my sexy twiggy belly. You say:
[quote]moester wrote:
Very nice but how about some comebacks.
I say hey fatty! and grab your gut while you’re sitting on the bench and show you my sexy twiggy belly. You say: [/quote]
“Wow man! Do they make these in men sizes?”
or
“Hey, weren’t you the guy dressed up as a pencil last Halloween?”
or
“Way cool! I can see your spine from the front!”
or
“Don’t look now, but someone left some dried up jizz in your belly button…”
or
“Are those your ovaries?”
or
“If you had any muscle, that’d look great.”
or
“Hey, you look just like Paris Hilton. You don’t mind if I call you Paris, right?”
[quote]pookie wrote:
moester wrote:
Very nice but how about some comebacks.
I say hey fatty! and grab your gut while you’re sitting on the bench and show you my sexy twiggy belly. You say:
“Wow man! Do they make these in men sizes?”
or
“Hey, weren’t you the guy dressed up as a pencil last Halloween?”
or
“Way cool! I can see your spine from the front!”
or
“Don’t look now, but someone left some dried up jizz in your belly button…”
or
“Are those your ovaries?”
or
“If you had any muscle, that’d look great.”
or
“Hey, you look just like Paris Hilton. You don’t mind if I call you Paris, right?”
[/quote]
Those were great! I particularily liked the ‘spine from the front’, and ‘jizz on the belly button’.
moester, pick one and use it. Or use them all, one for each day.
[quote]pookie wrote:
moester wrote:
Very nice but how about some comebacks.
I say hey fatty! and grab your gut while you’re sitting on the bench and show you my sexy twiggy belly. You say:
“Wow man! Do they make these in men sizes?”
or
“Hey, weren’t you the guy dressed up as a pencil last Halloween?”
or
“Way cool! I can see your spine from the front!”
or
“Don’t look now, but someone left some dried up jizz in your belly button…”
or
“Are those your ovaries?”
or
“If you had any muscle, that’d look great.”
or
“Hey, you look just like Paris Hilton. You don’t mind if I call you Paris, right?”
[/quote]
Awesome, “Are those your ovaries?”. That’s my fav. Thnx
[quote]moester wrote:
Very nice but how about some comebacks.
I say hey fatty! and grab your gut while you’re sitting on the bench and show you my sexy twiggy belly. You say: [/quote]
that’s not a gut, I just haven’t finished digesting the last guy who called me fat yet.
or
It’s not a gut, it’s a protective barrier between me and my penis.
or
don’t worry man, if you keep at it, yours’ll be as big as mine some day.
or just scream
raja nabadua gola wookie nipple pinchie
(family guy jaba the griffin quote)
Is this some kind of self-justification, to your self that you are not “fat”. Look in the mirror - if the comment bugs you you apparently have issues, and most likely are a little fat or chubby.
Just because you lift hard and eat healthy does not mean you aren’t fat.
Are you fat and just in denial?
No one on this board has called me fat today. What the fuck is the deal with that? Mutherfuckers better do their damn jobs.
Someone with a six pack called me fat the other day too! We can start a support group. I’ll start:
Hi! I’m Joe and I’m a fatass!
[quote]Professor X wrote:
No one on this board has called me fat today. What the fuck is the deal with that? Mutherfuckers better do their damn jobs.[/quote]
Shut up fatass. Your presence is scaring away all the skinnies.
DD
[quote]Professor X wrote:
No one on this board has called me fat today. What the fuck is the deal with that? Mutherfuckers better do their damn jobs.[/quote]
FATTY
Maybe you’re fat.