Calisthenics for 6 Months, Progress Slower Than What is Normal

Okey dokey.

I wanna know what article that was.

Not every T-Nation writer is some shit.

ReallyNotReally

Almost? No, not almost.

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I’m curious why this bothered you?
Genuinely curious, enough to even delete any jokes or bite back I may have written.

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Oh hey, cool, you’re finally replying to me again.

While you’re doing that, you mind answering this question I asked you a while back?

It looked like you missed it the first time, so I actually asked you again

And then it seemed like you were actually not seeing my posts (it’s a common bug on the t-nation forums for some reason), so I brought that up

But then other people were seeing my post, so I brought up the question again

I even bumped the topic one final time, using a quote you had (ironically) provided in another topic that was relevant.

I’m so glad you can see my posts again. Would you mind answering that question?

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Oooh! Shots fired!

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So, let’s assume for the sake of this conversation that in reality, JMaier’s femurs are, empirically speaking, average length. Is it not still possible that he BELIEVES that they are longer than average, even if it’s not factually accurate? And if that’s the case, is this still worth pursuing? You’re clearly invested in Jmaier being honest, for some reason that I can’t deduce, but it doesn’t seem to occur to you that he’s being honest, and incorrect, at the same time.

I dunno man. How incredible would it be to see a front squat rep challenge eliminate ANOTHER forum member? I’d legitimately pay 50 bucks to see both of these guys post up a front squat rep contest at, say, 315 lbs. I would feel as if I got my money’s worth out of that.

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I dont think he’d get a single rep tho

I honestly have no idea how strong his legs are. but yea, a video of him completing zero reps would be fine.

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“Hey do you have kids?”
“WAT? HOW MUCH DO YOU WEIGH?” :angry:

Well, since you don’t have a training log, I don’t really know. But if you did, I wouldn’t read it anyway.

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what’s the strongman video he brought up?

Well, my effort would yield zero reps. But if you read an earlier post of mine, you’d see that I think front squats are worthless, too. :wink: :laughing:

Oh, man… my lower body training is a train wreck these days. Rear foot elevated split squats for the win!

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no worries I was talking about soul fighter and carbiduis. you don’t have to do it :wink:

I’d honestly hate doing it myself, my wrist flexibility is terrible right now.

I use the SSB to mimic the training effect of front squats. I’d hit that for max reps any day.

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Fyi Chris just suspended his ass.

Isn’t it obvious lol?

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*Granted his request for a suspension. But he’s certainly welcome to continue reading the forum (zero doubt he is) and I’m sure he’ll address each and every direct question upon return.

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So it’s not sexual tension?

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Man I’d be down for that - but could I use an SSB instead of front racking it? :lol:

I can’t believe he actually adopted this logic:

“I don’t want to be on my death bed and think, ‘I wish I’d been a dick to more people’.”

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