Yeah, I’m in the ‘fat ass’ crowd too. But on the plus side, it acts as a counterbalance for what I’m packing up front.
[quote]Brother Chris wrote:
Hold the phone, stop the fucking gravy train, put grandma to bed. Did you just fucking say “toning,” son?[/quote]
O_o ???
What did I type… “son”?
[quote]fauxophone wrote:
[quote]Brother Chris wrote:
Hold the phone, stop the fucking gravy train, put grandma to bed. Did you just fucking say “toning,” son?[/quote]
O_o ???
What did I type… “son”?[/quote]
[quote]fauxophone wrote:
I like them, they just need some toning
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He even bolded and italicized it for you (I don’t know how to do this, but go check it, it’s there)
He’s used “toning” twice.
I’m still waiting for booty pics.
[quote]themumbler wrote:
He even bolded and italicized it for you (I don’t know how to do this, but go check it, it’s there)[/quote]
I know what I typed… I just don’t get what point he’s trying to make.
never say “toning” and expect to be taken seriously. It’s like going full retard. you never go full retard.
Haha I remember in elementary school I was called bubblebutt.
My mom said when I get older women will like it.
I guess she will be right?
i hope so 
Has your trolldar been dysfunctional lately?
1.He said his lowzer body is thick while his upper is not, so to make them match…he makes his lower body thinner rather than thicken up his upper body.
2.He wants to “tone” his ass/legs.
[quote]Professor X wrote:
[quote]fauxophone wrote:
Whoa there buddy… I’m not mentally/psychologically disturbed. I’m not suffering from some form of anorexia/manorexia/etc. Just because you wear 44in jeans doesn’t mean that 36in is tiny That’s like a 500lb guy tellin a 400lb guy he’s skinny (crappy example but u get my point, lol). It’s all about proportions. My torso isn’t thick, so I’d like my lower body to match as well.
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I didn’t say you were disturbed…but if your goal is to gain more overall muscle mass, could there be a bigger waste of time and energy than worrying about how your ass looks in pants?
Is this a “white guy” problem? I have NEVER heard anyone else of any other ethnicity who acts like this about how their ass looks.
cue angry mob[/quote]
If you have the upper body to match,then likely yes.
But if you’re a pencil necked bird chested, noodle armed guy with a big ass and skinny shanks, you’ll probably be posting pictures of your disproportionately huge ass on this forum.
[quote]strongaaron15 wrote:
Haha I remember in elementary school I was called bubblebutt.
My mom said when I get older women will like it.
I guess she will be right?
i hope so :D[/quote]
[quote]Professor X wrote:
Is this a “white guy” problem? I have NEVER heard anyone else of any other ethnicity who acts like this about how their ass looks. [/quote]
I always thought this was a FEMALE problem… Maybe it’s the younger generation of white guys.
[quote]jasmincar wrote:
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
I might go home and take a picture of my ass tonight, just for this thread…
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Excellent idea, I think all the men with big asses should do the same.[/quote]
Whilst changing for the gym I looked, my shit looks proportional, so a picture wouldn’t really do my buttocks justice…
And also, I’m not going to be the first to post a butt pic.[/quote]
If you do it I’ll do it
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This was me about 1.5 years ago. It’s the most recent butt pic I have, and it’s one sexy man ass if I’ve ever seen one.
AccepiterQ will be in here momentarily to show us his “pulled my shorts up into a manthong” progress picture.
8 pages of a thread about man ass and no man ass pics?! Shame on the starter. I couldnt stand idly by.
[quote]LankyMofo wrote:
This was me about 1.5 years ago. It’s the most recent butt pic I have, and it’s one sexy man ass if I’ve ever seen one.[/quote]
motherfucker, now I’m going to have to post one or PMPM is going to have my balls.
[quote]lock_solid wrote:
8 pages of a thread about man ass and no man ass pics?! Shame on the starter. I couldnt stand idly by. [/quote]
I’m am not going nude either…
shit dude.
[quote]red04 wrote:
AccepiterQ will be in here momentarily to show us his “pulled my shorts up into a manthong” progress picture.[/quote]
That shit was hilarious and disturbing, all in one.
backs slowly away from thread
[quote]Professor X wrote:
backs slowly away from thread[/quote]
If you didn’t know any better, you’d be interested. Don’t lie.
I win.
[quote]Professor X wrote:
backs slowly away from thread[/quote]
x 2… this is getting weird…