But I thought he'd be taller.....:)

Dave, I’ve had to remind myself of that many times. I don’t know if I’m just getting old and can’t tell age anymore, or if these girls are just looking older and hotter now!!! But I’ve met and seen some high school girls that have been smoking. I remember when I was at the Biotest Seminar in February. We were at the gym waiting for everyone to arrive so we could begin learning some training techniques from Ian King. There was a little hottie working at the front desk, so I began talking to her. Thigns were going well until I learned that she was only in high school! I swear, she looked older! D’oh! And then I had hit on some other girls and found out they were in high school in the months that followed. And most recently, I was hit on by some high school girls while I was working the haunted house. Oh, to be young again! LOL!

C’mon, you gotta show a little skin. At least a tank-top shot! Think of all the T-Vixens you’ll be disappointing if you don’t…

Chris, I hate talking about the whole joints thing. It’s partially a holdover - the excuse I made to myself for being a fatass all these years, and partially because I’m trying to find every avenue I can to get around this damn thing and get big and lean.

And Don’t let Chris fool you. He was wearing a string tanktop to show off his oiled tan-booth bod. Err, no wait, that was the hooter’s girl. Nevermind.