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Frickin Canadians and their inferiority complex…did you guys ever notice how you’re the only ones making a case for who is better? You can tell when you’re the best because everyone else is trying to drag you down. When Donovan Bailey was running the only important medal at the Olympics was the 100m sprint and it was headlining every newspaper[in canadia] because that was the only gold canada won…what are you guys celebrating now? Remember when we won the first world cup of hockey? Nothing but tears from you beatches. Don’t hate us for being better.

[quote]slimjim wrote:
Frickin Canadians and their inferiority complex…did you guys ever notice how you’re the only ones making a case for who is better? You can tell when you’re the best because everyone else is trying to drag you down. When Donovan Bailey was running the only important medal at the Olympics was the 100m sprint and it was headlining every newspaper[in canadia] because that was the only gold canada won…what are you guys celebrating now? Remember when we won the first world cup of hockey? Nothing but tears from you beatches. Don’t hate us for being better.[/quote]

According to the US Center of Statistics, Americans are also twice as likely to get really angry when presented with factual evidence. (1)

[quote]Professor X wrote:

I’m easy to figure out? What was your previous post referring to? You simply didn’t put it directly into words. It was clear as day, I simply helped you out. If you can make generalizations, the rest of us can too.[/quote]

I apologize for not picking up on how dense you are - I should have given your history of wild misses.

My point was that the ‘therapeutic’ class of folks in society - ie, those that would rather the world fall apart rather than run the possibility of hurting someone’s feelings somewhere - are part of the problem of encouraging obesity because they don’t want to tell someone that being obese is not ok. As in, political correctness trumping straight talking.

Your point - whatever it was, presumably that some direct nexus exists between perpetuating obesity and lower to middle class white folks that go to church - makes no sense.

Oh and by the way, you are doctor, right? Like a medical doctor?

Talk about making a mountain out of a molehill.

Your own prejudices show up when you make assumptions about what the good Prof was trying to say.

He simply reversed the direction of your own biased generalizations… and you ran with it in a whole other direction.

Congrats.

[quote]slimjim wrote:
Frickin Canadians and their inferiority complex…did you guys ever notice how you’re the only ones making a case for who is better? You can tell when you’re the best because everyone else is trying to drag you down. When Donovan Bailey was running the only important medal at the Olympics was the 100m sprint and it was headlining every newspaper[in canadia] because that was the only gold canada won…what are you guys celebrating now? Remember when we won the first world cup of hockey? Nothing but tears from you beatches. Don’t hate us for being better.[/quote]

Top 10 causes for celebration by Canadian beatches.

  1. Live longer, happier lives (for less cash, too) than southern neighbors: http://www.commondreams.org/headlines04/0223-01.htm

  2. Language not yet diluted with Ebonic idioms such as “beatch”, eh? French forever safe, s’ti.

  3. Fox News now available on cable under “Humor” category.

  4. Canadian Stupid War Detector™ in good working order: avoided Vietnam and Iraq.

  5. Céline Dion not here anymore.

  6. Laughing at Americans claiming to read “every Canadian newspapers.”

  7. Lovingly send US president bags of pretzel as tokens of affection.

  8. New Jersey not part of Canada.

  9. Laughing at Americans claiming to read any newspaper.

…and the top cause for celebration by Canadian beatches:

  1. Two words: Canadian beer.

[quote]vroom wrote:
Your own prejudices show up when you make assumptions about what the good Prof was trying to say.[/quote]

Here is a challenge for you, Vroom - try not to be cryptic and vacuous and explain exactly what ‘prejudices’ you think I showed.

I knew exactly what he was saying. Go back and read my response.

Wow, Vroom - how long did you have to stare at your navel to come up with that one? My point was that there is a certain attitude that encourages obesity, and it always doesn’t stem from Pookie’s stock epithets about the red-state, McDonald’s-whoolfin’ stupid American. Part of the problem stems from the hyper-sensitive politically correct impulse that doesn’t originate in Pookie’s fictional red-state fatso land.

On what? Being unimpressed with you yet again?

[quote]thunderbolt23 wrote:
Part of the problem stems from the hyper-sensitive politically correct impulse that doesn’t originate in Pookie’s fictional red-state fatso land.

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Gee, where would this other place be?

Thunder, you still don’t see it do you? Sorry about your vision problems.

[quote]Professor X wrote:

Gee, where would this other place be?[/quote]

The point was - obesity, as a problem, as an epidemic, is not the result of some sham caricature of one side of the social aisle, per Pookie’s posts (although, in fairness, he may have been joshing a little).

The soft-left culture encourages the problem of obesity just as much as lazy hyper-consumerism. The politically-correct relativism of “it’s ok to be fat” is just as bad as our “instant gratification” culture in trying to combat obesity across broad sections of society.

No more, no less.

[quote]pookie wrote:

Top 10 causes for celebration by Canadian beatches.

  1. Live longer, happier lives (for less cash, too) than southern neighbors: http://www.commondreams.org/headlines04/0223-01.htm
    [/quote]
    How much happier could you guys be with all your chicks running down to America to get banged on casting couches in Hollywood?

I’ll take ebonics over having to say “ay” after everything, ay.

[quote]
8. Fox News now available on cable under “Humor” category.
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not much to say about that

Yet you fools are willing to fight with Finland over some stupid little island…congrats on your moral superiority.

bastards

Who did that? More importantly who would want to?

but Montreal is

Yet you still important Coors light…

[quote]vroom wrote:
Thunder, you still don’t see it do you? Sorry about your vision problems.[/quote]

Here is the thing, Vroom. This is a discussion board. If you think I need to see something, well, then show me. Discuss it. Tell me what I am not getting. Maybe I’ll learn something.

Instead, per the usual, you hide behind a smug curtain of self-congratulations and cryptic rubbish.

You’ve turned into a cheap pedant.

Thunder, pot meet kettle.

Hahahahahahah! Priceless!

Why I’m glad I’m not Canadian:

  1. If I was on the ground during a war an F-15 would not bomb me.

  2. We don’t have a national pastime dominated by our neighboring country who we are insanely jealous of. When did the last Canadian team win the Stanley cup?

  3. Canadian beer.

  4. We may be fat, but at least we’re not pasty white and fat.

  5. We don’t spend all our time watching Canadian television and then decrying what is shown.

  6. Mr. Bean(I know he isn’t canadian but you fuckers love him anyway)

  7. All your chicks jump ship and come down here anyway, so what would be the point of trekking it up there? I mean the only one you got to stay was Alanis Morrisette for christ’s sake.

  8. I miss out on Pookie, Vroom, and Orbitalboner sitting around beating off to a burning picture of GW while lathering up each other’s asses with Mayonaise and pounding a few Molsons.

  9. http://www.goyk.com/video.asp?path=1213

  10. I’m American, we’re already better than you.

[quote]slimjim wrote:
pookie wrote:

Top 10 causes for celebration by Canadian beatches.

  1. Live longer, happier lives (for less cash, too) than southern neighbors: http://www.commondreams.org/headlines04/0223-01.htm

How much happier could you guys be with all your chicks running down to America to get banged on casting couches in Hollywood?

  1. Language not yet diluted with Ebonic idioms such as “beatch”, eh? French forever safe, s’ti.

I’ll take ebonics over having to say “ay” after everything, ay.

  1. Fox News now available on cable under “Humor” category.

[\quote]
not much to say about that

  1. Canadian Stupid War Detector™ in good working order: avoided Vietnam and Iraq.

Yet you fools are willing to fight with Finland over some stupid little island…congrats on your moral superiority.

  1. C?line Dion not here anymore.

bastards

  1. Laughing at Americans claiming to read “every Canadian newspapers.”

Who did that? More importantly who would want to?

  1. Lovingly send US president bags of pretzel as tokens of affection.

  2. New Jersey not part of Canada.

but Montreal is

  1. Laughing at Americans claiming to read any newspaper.

…and the top cause for celebration by Canadian beatches:

  1. Two words: Canadian beer.

Yet you still important Coors light…[/quote]

Ewwwww. You are one sick motherfucker, I’m glad you aren’t up here too!

lalala

[quote]vroom wrote:
Thunder, pot meet kettle.

Yet you fools are willing to fight with Finland over some stupid little island…congrats on your moral superiority.

Hahahahahahah! Priceless![/quote]

I don’t get it Vroom…Pookie is allowed to make fun of us, yet when we respond in kind it is because we are serious? Lather up and meet me in the toolshed.

Oh well, at least you are funny.

[quote]slimjim wrote:

  1. I miss out on Pookie, Vroom, and Orbitalboner sitting around beating off to a burning picture of GW while lathering up each other’s asses with Mayonaise and pounding a few Molsons.

[/quote]

You jerked off after you wrote this didn’t you?

The Canadian television part is true, CBC should definitely be shut the fuck down.

What part of “hahahahahaha” doesn’t sound like laughter?