[quote]assbuster wrote:
If you’re girl friend leaves you because your BF goes above 10% then no big loss. I say good riddance if she’s that shallow.
Good luck.
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My new girlfriend LIKES my bulk belly. heheh… life’s been good lately.
[quote]Professor X wrote:
kroby wrote:
This just got Brokeback.
It was brokeback way back.[/quote]
Your avatar could be interpreted as brokeback, too. Who’s standing behind you in that shot?
I keed . . . sort of . . . .
[quote]kroby wrote:
Zap Branigan wrote:
So if a dude with 20% BF can see his schlong he would have a 10" cock if he leaned out?
I think most of the dudes here are going to start cutting.
Bingo! Bulking isn’t just for the muscles, it’s for the schlong, too!
Sweet.[/quote]
I’m confused. Does the bulking process make for a bigger cock or does leaning out just making it look bigger in comparison?
If it makes for a bigger one, you can stop bulking now, you’re good.
This was brokeback before there was brokeback.
This is like when schooly D talks about the “old school” rappers. It’s like “dude, you are the old school rappers.”
It would be like eliteballa3 talking about all the other kids that post ‘what’s my BF%’ pics. “dude, you are THE BF% kid.”
This idiocy made me so aggitated. But it’s ok, I’ll get over it. My previous post did involve taking a poo from a man-vagina, so it’s understandable you know?
-chris
[quote]Professor X wrote:
kroby wrote:
This just got Brokeback.
It was brokeback way back.[/quote]
Are you even for real?
Dewd, bottom line:
YOU ARE POSTING NUDE PICS OF YOURSELF ON A BODYBUILDING FORUM!!!
Does the gravity of your actions not make itself apparent??
think about what you are doing here.
-chris
[quote]jimmylegs wrote:
Professor X wrote:
kroby wrote:
This just got Brokeback.
It was brokeback way back.
Your avatar could be interpreted as brokeback, too. Who’s standing behind you in that shot?
I keed . . . sort of . . . .
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OK, here’s me in 2004.
And a collage going way back. I’ve come a long way baby!
http://img108.imageshack.us/img108/3392/starttoendat9.jpg
[quote]realpeanutbutter wrote:
Are you even for real?
Dewd, bottom line:
YOU ARE POSTING NUDE PICS OF YOURSELF ON A BODYBUILDING FORUM!!!
Does the gravity of your actions not make itself apparent??
think about what you are doing here.
-chris
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I covered it up. How is this any different than going to CT’s thread, for example, and commenting on his contest pics?
I don’t own posing trunks and I had this picture handy. I think you’re splitting pubic hairs here.
are you really afraid that your girlfriend is going to dump you if your BF gets above 10%? that sounds like a really solid relationship.
here’s an idea:
get down on your knees and beg your girlfriend for your balls back. once you have them, re-attach them, and go into a bulking phase so you can put some fucking MASS onto your frame.
if she dumps you in the short amount of time that you spend bulking before you cut again, then she’s probably banging the shit out of someone else during the time you spend taking all those fuckbag pictures of yourself, or when you’re picking fig leaves to cover your ball-less nutsack.
do us all a favor. bulk up, cut up, and THEN post pictures of yourself. and PLEASE, put some fucking pants on.
Ok, so against my beter judgment I looked at your pics.
When did you start?? You look like some kind of hokey wanker early on but you don’t seem to have changed in size to much. I’d say keep looking to get bigger until you’ve past the typical new trainee gains before you look to cut. Cutting is for when you have recently bulked. I don’t see the bit where you bulked.
If you say you don’t look low in body fat then i think you are just “splitting pubic hairs” as it were. Few people would notice that you had any less BF if you continued to cut. If they did they would be “splitting pubic hairs” if you will.
-chris
[quote]sic wrote:
kroby wrote:
Zap Branigan wrote:
So if a dude with 20% BF can see his schlong he would have a 10" cock if he leaned out?
I think most of the dudes here are going to start cutting.
Bingo! Bulking isn’t just for the muscles, it’s for the schlong, too!
Sweet.
I’m confused. Does the bulking process make for a bigger cock or does leaning out just making it look bigger in comparison?
If it makes for a bigger one, you can stop bulking now, you’re good.[/quote]
Zing!
[quote]jimmylegs wrote:
It’s more of an exponential curve. One of the guys at Lyle’s posted the equation; I forget what it was exactly.
I just assumed that no one hear would get as fat as 20%, being bodybuilders. Between cutting and shaving down there, I added 20% physical length to my average sized unit, and when bald it’s good for an extra inch of illusion.
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I’ve never seen someone so obsessed with creating the illusion of a bigger penis. You might as well be typing, “I have a tiny dick.”
Does your girl friend really care that much if you slip a body fat % point or two to create something even better in the end? If she does, I think you need to question her motives.
[quote]jimmylegs wrote:
BradTGIF wrote:
Who the fuck is Lyle?
You say “Lyle’s” like everyone is supposed to know. Well, I for one do not.
Lyle McDonald
Considered by many to be the foremost authority on diet, exercise, and sport.
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Considered by me to be a pencil necked wanker.
[quote]Donut62 wrote:
I’ve never seen someone so obsessed with creating the illusion of a bigger penis. You might as well be typing, “I have a tiny dick.”[/quote]
Muahhhhahhh, I just blew a snot on my monitor!
[quote]Donut62 wrote:
You might as well be typing, “I have a tiny dick.”[/quote]
Well, when you can cover up your entire member with something the size of an oak leaf…
[quote]baretta wrote:
WTF?!?!!
What the hell is wrong with you? This is a bodybuilding site, not a fucking adult personals. put on some fucking shorts, or pants…anything.
This shit has got to stop, it isn’t even funny anymore.[/quote]
LMFAO!!
[quote]jtrinsey wrote:
Well, when you can cover up your entire member with something the size of an oak leaf…[/quote]
indeed. When I post my naked pictures on here, I’m going to hold an almanac or something in front of my penis.
At least I’ll leave people guessing…
I didn’t realize that so many “bodybuilders” needed to be told when to cut, or why to cut, or how to cut. I probably missed it but has anyone on this site ever been told to cut that really needed to?
[quote]jimmylegs wrote:
conorh wrote:
How about you go to Burger King and have two triple stacker combos, then go to the gym and lift heavy shit and then go to the Chinese Buffet and eat for about 90 minutes and then go home and take a nap, every other day for about six months?
Because my GF would hate it if I went all lard-ass on her. Plus, although it’s rarely talked about, the fatter you are the less your penis sticks out. And not just “you can’t see it past your gut.” The lower abdomen protrudes and engulfs it. I’d estimate you lose about an inch for every 2% BF gained. So now you have a smoothed out fat guy with a smaller(relatively) looking package. Not a big deal mechanically speaking, but being aesthically pleasing is half the battle in the sack.[/quote]
That is absolutely ridiculous. You think you lose 4 inches going from 10% to 18%? Bullshit. I’ve been both.
[quote]jimmylegs wrote:
OK, here’s me in 2004.
And a collage going way back. I’ve come a long way baby!
http://img108.imageshack.us/img108/3392/starttoendat9.jpg [/quote]
I’m sorry to tell you, that you have not. You look the same
I’m sorry, this is hilarious. I can respect anyone’s goals, but your reasoning behind them and that picture are both pure comedy.
I foresee this becoming a classic thread.