Bruce Lee was so skinny, when he went to the park, the pigeons would feed him.
Bruce Lee was so skinny, he could hula hoop with a cheerio.
Brude Lee was so skinny he had to wear skis in the shower to keep him from falling down the drain.
Bruce Lee was so skinny he could hide from his enemies by turning sideways…
[quote]vroom wrote:
Bruce Lee was so skinny he could hide from his enemies by turning sideways…[/quote]
Bruce Lee didn’t hide from anyone! But even if he had to, he could turn invisible. Ninjitsu!
DB
This thread is freaking hilarious!
All the bruceleewannabee fanboys can kiss my big, thick, non-skinny, non-kungfu fighting, white ass.
As was stated in the title, Bruce Lee was small and he’s dead. Get over it.
[quote]Kliplemet wrote:
bizare[/quote]
My father says he saw this guy on a bike delivering chinese food.
Bruce Lee died from Chuck Norris’s secret deadly 10 year death punch.
Chuck didn’t want him to die right away so the police could put the finger on him.
He was mad that in the script he had to lose to the skinny chinese food delivery guy who had a pretty good yell.
Bruce Lee was so skinny for Halloween he went as an exclmation point.
[quote]Professor X wrote:
Bruce Lee was skinny, if he had a yeast infection, he would be a Quarter Pounder with Cheese.
Bruce Lee was so skinny, I could blind fold him with dental floss.
Bruce Lee was so skinny, he could see out the peep hole with BOTH eyes.
Bruce Lee was so skinny, he used chapstick for deoderant.[/quote]
LOL. The “yo mama’s so skinny” jokes!
Bruce Lee was so skinny, I could turn him upside down and use him to mop the bathroom floor.
Bruce Lee was so skinny, his enemies would cut themselves upon contact.
Bruce Lee was so skinny, when he took a shower, he once fell into the drain and ended up at the sewage treatment plant.
[quote]gwann33 wrote:
grey wrote:
Since some of you think you can continue to start threads about Bruce Lee’s super physique I decided to start a Bruce Lee is small thread.
How small was Bruce Lee?
He was smaller than my grandmother (who has also passed away).
Although Granny couldn’t use numchuks like Bruce could I’ll bet ya she baked a better apple pie.
So Bruce Lee is a small dead martial artist/actor.
My Grandmother (God rest her soul) baked apple pie.
The moral of the story is that we remember Granny with love and affection but don’t bring her up all the time praising her baking skills.
Bruce Lee was a good guy but he is now dead a long time and there have been a dozen threads ad naseum on his fighting skills and all the rest of the garbage.
Let him sleep in peace and give us a break as well.
Hey Grey, Richard Simmons weighs more than Bruce Lee. What’s your point? Oh, yeah, right…you don’t have one. I actually do have a point to make.
“Ironically, bodybuilding luminaries of no less stature than Flex Wheeler, Shawn Ray, Rachel McClish, Lou Ferrigno, Lee Haney, Lenda Murray and former Mr. Olympia, Dorian Yates – that is to say, the best in the business - have all spoken on the record regarding the impact the physique of Bruce Lee had on their bodybuilding careers. “How could this be?” I can hear you ask, perhaps somewhat incredulously. After all, Lee was only 5’7” tall and checked in at a weight that fluctuated between 126 to 145 pounds! What could a behemoth like Dorian Yates, for example, see in Bruce Lee’s physique that would give him grounds for any form of inspiration? The answer, in a word, would be quality."[/quote]
YES! Amen to that!!
Bruce Lee was so skinny that people would often say to him, “Wow, you’re rather skinny.”
“I know,” Bruce Lee would say. “You are correct in your observation that I am skinny.”
ZING!
[quote]vroom wrote:
PLEASE tell this to Prof X, Vroom, and company!
Thank you!
Ahahahahahahaha! Take a midol pussy, before Bruce Lee kicks your ass for being such a dickhead.
Oh wait, no, I hate the Bruce Lee and Chuck Norris worship threads. They were crappy actors who entrhalled us as children.
Like your new avatar - half a light bulb!! Kind a fits doesn’t it.
On the other hand, I guess we can see that not everyone has grown up. Hmmm.
Screw it. Bake me a pie granny and make it apple, I hear they are good for you again.[/quote]
[quote]Professor X wrote:
Bruce Lee was skinny, if he had a yeast infection, he would be a Quarter Pounder with Cheese.
Bruce Lee was so skinny, I could blind fold him with dental floss.
Bruce Lee was so skinny, he could see out the peep hole with BOTH eyes.
Bruce Lee was so skinny, he used chapstick for deoderant.[/quote]
Bruce Lee was so skinny, he was 135lbs.
I have to admit you guys have turned me on to watching video’s of the pro’s. I’m impressed by the cat like reflexes of todays pro.
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-7504042752446312475&q=cat+fight
I was impressed by Lee’s nunchaku expertise but this video left me awestruck.
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-4701042144544036426&q=cat+fight
Bruce Lee kicked Chuck Norris’ ass…
and you know…
Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
[quote]harris447 wrote:
Bruce Lee was so skinny that people would often say to him, “Wow, you’re rather skinny.”
“I know,” Bruce Lee would say. “You are correct in your observation that I am skinny.”
ZING![/quote]
This is the best one so far.
DB
[quote]Sifu wrote:
I have to admit you guys have turned me on to watching video’s of the pro’s. I’m impressed by the cat like reflexes of todays pro.
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-7504042752446312475&q=cat+fight
I was impressed by Lee’s nunchaku expertise but this video left me awestruck.
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-4701042144544036426&q=cat+fight[/quote]
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Bruce Lee was so skinny that dogs would accidently fetch him during his morning run.
[quote]harris447 wrote:
Bruce Lee was so skinny for Halloween he went as an exclmation point.
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Bruce Lee was so skinny that sound waves often missed him, resulting in the mistaken rumor that he was deaf.
Another real story from Bruce. Once Bruce and I stopped at Mcdonalds to get some coffee and I mistakenly used Bruce as a stirring instrument.
[quote]harris447 wrote:
Bruce Lee was so skinny that people would often say to him, “Wow, you’re rather skinny.”
“I know,” Bruce Lee would say. “You are correct in your observation that I am skinny.”
ZING![/quote]