Little known fact: this thread is absolutely hilarious.
[quote]aikigreg wrote:
grey wrote:
aikigreg wrote:
I love it that idiots get themselves all worked up over what someone puts in a thread. And is also such an attention whore that they feel they need their own thread just to bitch.
Seems like someone needs a hobby/get laid/lift.
Do you really love it?
Cmon…tell us how fucking much you really love it. Cmon, we’re waiting.
Well since you told us what you love why don’t I tell you what I hate? Assholes like you with no sense of humour.
Was Bruce Lee your idol?
Did I hurt your ultra sensitive feelings?
Whoops, sorry. Hit a little too close to home, I see.
And yes, I really love it when people get bent out of shape over a post on the internet. I like laughing at retards. You amuse me. Y’know. Like a clown. 
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Are you back again? You mean your taking time out from your hobbies/getting laid/lifting to read this stupid shit me and the rest of the bros with a sense of humour are writing and laughing about?
Gee thanks for visiting and mind the door slapping your fat bitch ass on the way out fool. Don’t forget to practice your numchuks.
[quote]BRUCELEEWANNABE wrote:
I’d like to know who was better than BL back in the day? And he weighed more than 120lbs. most of the time. It was like a yo-yo, but most of the time he was above 135. I believe he got up to 165 for awhile there.
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Better for what? Martial arts: maybe no one at that time. As far as strength, MANY athletes. As far as looking good, most athletes and your Average Joe with a pretty low bodyfat who picked up a weight once in awhile.
Bruce Lee was so skinny his dress size was Pussy.
Bruce Lee is dead?
Bruce Lee was so small he could bench double his body weight without loading the bar.
[quote]harris447 wrote:
Bruce Lee was so skinny his dress size was Pussy.[/quote]
[quote]Kliplemet wrote:
people who admire the looks of his body probably don’t know too much about bodybuilding or martial arts[/quote]
WTF!!!
Or they are gay. NTTIAWWT.
[quote]Magarhe wrote:
Bruce Lee is dead?
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Nope, I heard that him and Elvis were visiting Santa Claus last week up in the north pole.
[quote]grey wrote:
Since some of you think you can continue to start threads about Bruce Lee’s super physique I decided to start a Bruce Lee is small thread.
How small was Bruce Lee?
He was smaller than my grandmother (who has also passed away).
Although Granny couldn’t use numchuks like Bruce could I’ll bet ya she baked a better apple pie.
So Bruce Lee is a small dead martial artist/actor.
My Grandmother (God rest her soul) baked apple pie.
The moral of the story is that we remember Granny with love and affection but don’t bring her up all the time praising her baking skills.
Bruce Lee was a good guy but he is now dead a long time and there have been a dozen threads ad naseum on his fighting skills and all the rest of the garbage.
Let him sleep in peace and give us a break as well.[/quote]
Hey Grey, Richard Simmons weighs more than Bruce Lee. What’s your point? Oh, yeah, right…you don’t have one. I actually do have a point to make.
“Ironically, bodybuilding luminaries of no less stature than Flex Wheeler, Shawn Ray, Rachel McClish, Lou Ferrigno, Lee Haney, Lenda Murray and former Mr. Olympia, Dorian Yates – that is to say, the best in the business - have all spoken on the record regarding the impact the physique of Bruce Lee had on their bodybuilding careers. “How could this be?” I can hear you ask, perhaps somewhat incredulously. After all, Lee was only 5’7” tall and checked in at a weight that fluctuated between 126 to 145 pounds! What could a behemoth like Dorian Yates, for example, see in Bruce Lee’s physique that would give him grounds for any form of inspiration? The answer, in a word, would be quality."
[quote]gwann33 wrote:
grey wrote:
Since some of you think you can continue to start threads about Bruce Lee’s super physique I decided to start a Bruce Lee is small thread.
How small was Bruce Lee?
He was smaller than my grandmother (who has also passed away).
Although Granny couldn’t use numchuks like Bruce could I’ll bet ya she baked a better apple pie.
So Bruce Lee is a small dead martial artist/actor.
My Grandmother (God rest her soul) baked apple pie.
The moral of the story is that we remember Granny with love and affection but don’t bring her up all the time praising her baking skills.
Bruce Lee was a good guy but he is now dead a long time and there have been a dozen threads ad naseum on his fighting skills and all the rest of the garbage.
Let him sleep in peace and give us a break as well.
Hey Grey, Richard Simmons weighs more than Bruce Lee. What’s your point? Oh, yeah, right…you don’t have one. I actually do have a point to make.
“Ironically, bodybuilding luminaries of no less stature than Flex Wheeler, Shawn Ray, Rachel McClish, Lou Ferrigno, Lee Haney, Lenda Murray and former Mr. Olympia, Dorian Yates – that is to say, the best in the business - have all spoken on the record regarding the impact the physique of Bruce Lee had on their bodybuilding careers. “How could this be?” I can hear you ask, perhaps somewhat incredulously. After all, Lee was only 5’7” tall and checked in at a weight that fluctuated between 126 to 145 pounds! What could a behemoth like Dorian Yates, for example, see in Bruce Lee’s physique that would give him grounds for any form of inspiration? The answer, in a word, would be quality."[/quote]
What the fuck are you talking about.
Dorian Yates said that Bruce Lee was his idol? Uhhh I have the feeling that you are ON DRUGS.
Are you reading what you have written?
Bruce Lee weighed about 130 pounds…
I don’t know what planet you are from but I myself have not had a girlfriend who weighed much less than that in my life.
(I have had a hellova lot of women in my life thank you very much).
You Bruce Lee dudes are just a little bit mentally retarded.
I hate to bring up my grandmother again but I think that she would want me to let you guys know that you are ALL FULL OF SHIT.
Let him rest in pieces.
[quote]Flop Hat wrote:
Bruce Lee was so small he could bench double his body weight without loading the bar.
harris447 wrote:
Bruce Lee was so skinny his dress size was Pussy.
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Bruce Lee was so skinny people used him [i]as[i] the bar.
In all fairness:
“WARM MARBLE” The Lethal Physique of Bruce Lee
By John Little
Introduction by Mike Mentzer
It is absolutely amazing how much of an impact that Bruce Lee’s strength and physical development have had on athletes, bodybuilders and average men all over the face of the globe. As a young boy in high school, I can clearly recall all of the talk among my friends about the great Bruce Lee; they all were intimately familiar with Bruce’s films; and they would discuss not just his epochal martial arts skills, but, also, his incredible strength and lean, shredded physique.
As Mr. Little reports in his article, even such a personage as Joe Weider remarked on the astounding muscular refinement and definition of Lee’s physique, especially the master’s abs. As Mr. Little also explains, Bruce Lee’s physique had a remarkable influence on some of today’s top physique champs. Bodybuilding luminaries, including Lou Ferrigno, Lee Haney, Dorian Yates, Rachel Mclish, Lenda Murray, Flex Wheeler and Shawn Ray have all spoken on record concerning the enormous impact the physique of Bruce Lee had on them. Why? Why would the physique of the mighty mite, never massively developed along the lines of the bodybuilding greats I just enumerated, but described by some “as the most defined physique in the world.” I leave that unanswered, as author, John Little, will provide an incisive, eloquent answer…
Subsections in the article will titillate the legion of existing Lee fanatics, and whet the appetite of those for whom this article will serve as their initial introduction to the subject. For instance, Functional Strength, Unbelievable Strength, A Battle in San Fransisco, The Bodybuilding Connection and The Routine, will rivet the reader’s focus such that he will finish this article in one reading, and prompt him to want to re-read it and re-re-read it.
And the link to the full article: http://www.mikementzer.com/blee.html
Still, I still fail to comprehend what’s with the persistant hero worship.
Bruce Lee was so small that anorexia.net used him as a mascot.
And for a no shit true story, once Bruce and I went out to dinner together. My penis actually ate a steak that weighed more than Bruce Lee.
[quote]harris447 wrote:
Flop Hat wrote:
Bruce Lee was so small he could bench double his body weight without loading the bar.
harris447 wrote:
Bruce Lee was so skinny his dress size was Pussy.
Bruce Lee was so skinny people used him [i]as[i] the bar.
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Well done, gentlemen. This thread is comedy gold. I have just about every movie Bruce ever made, and I admire him for the way he stood up to the old school kung fu society, but damn if this isn’t some hilarious shizzle.
“His dress size was pussy.”
If you can’t laugh at that, you need your sense of humor surgically re-inserted.
PS To the folks hatin’ on this thread: move out of your parent’s basement. Honestly.
[quote]Flop Hat wrote:
Bruce Lee was so small that anorexia.net used him as a mascot.
And for a no shit true story, once Bruce and I went out to dinner together. My penis actually ate a steak that weighed more than Bruce Lee.
harris447 wrote:
Flop Hat wrote:
Bruce Lee was so small he could bench double his body weight without loading the bar.
harris447 wrote:
Bruce Lee was so skinny his dress size was Pussy.
Bruce Lee was so skinny people used him [i]as[i] the bar.
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Bruce Lee was so small that he had to change his name from Bruce Leibowitz because he couldn’t lift his business cards with all that ink on them.
Bruce Lee was so skinny, when he wore his yellow suit, he looked like a #2 pencil.
Bruce Lee was so skinny, he had to stand in the same place twice to cast a shadow.
Bruce Lee was so skinny, he could dodge raindrops.
Bruce Lee was so skinny, I could use him as dental floss.
Bruce Lee was skinny, if he had a yeast infection, he would be a Quarter Pounder with Cheese.
Bruce Lee was so skinny, I could blind fold him with dental floss.
Bruce Lee was so skinny, he could see out the peep hole with BOTH eyes.
Bruce Lee was so skinny, he used chapstick for deoderant.
Bruce Lee was so skinny he could hide behind his numchuks (which were made out of balsa wood so he could lift them).
[quote]grey wrote:
gwann33 wrote:
I hate to bring up my grandmother again but I think that she would want me to let you guys know that you are ALL FULL OF SHIT.
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Ummm,Granny’s shit pies were the best.
DB