Bruce Lee Was Small and He's Dead

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[quote]aikigreg wrote:
I love it that idiots get themselves all worked up over what someone puts in a thread. And is also such an attention whore that they feel they need their own thread just to bitch.

Seems like someone needs a hobby/get laid/lift.[/quote]

Do you really love it?
Cmon…tell us how fucking much you really love it. Cmon, we’re waiting.
Well since you told us what you love why don’t I tell you what I hate? Assholes like you with no sense of humour.
Was Bruce Lee your idol?
Did I hurt your ultra sensitive feelings?

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[quote]grey wrote:
Do you really love it?
Cmon…tell us how fucking much you really love it. Cmon, we’re waiting.
Well since you told us what you love why don’t I tell you what I hate? Assholes like you with no sense of humour.
Was Bruce Lee your idol?
Did I hurt your ultra sensitive feelings?

[/quote]

Cmon guys! What’s with all the swearing and harsh language. sniff sniff

Some of us have feeling too you know. tear

LOL. Just Kidding. He’s a tool.

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[quote]Headhunter wrote:
Did granny like to bake on March 14th?

(PI day…3.14 for you non-math guys)[/quote]

Yes, but only at 1:59.

And yes, I am a math nerd.

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Does your granny make the whole pie at once or does she split it up into parts, i.e. the crust, the filling? What do you think is more effective for larger pies (pie hypertrophy)?

How do the grannies in prison bake pies? We should have an article on that. Is my granny worthless slime if she is prison?

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I’m sorry but last post about granny and prison reminded me of this verse:

Well, I was drunk the day my Mom got outta prison.
And I went to pick her up in the rain.
But, before I could get to the station in my pickup truck,
She got runned over by a damned old train.

The best drinking song ever!

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[quote]dollarbill44 wrote:

People can debate how good a martial artist[/quote]

He never really fought competitively, so no, we can’t debate that.

He wasn’t. There is nothing to debate there.

No he didn’t. I’m curious as to how people had been studying judo for a good, what, 5 decades before Bruce came onto the scene in the US, and Karate/TKD for about 2 decades before he showed up. Bruce was among the first, but not the first to teach Kung Fu to non-Chinese. Although Don Draeger didn’t seem to have any problem getting anyone to train him in Kung Fu, Kali, Silat, or anything else. So someone was breaking that ground way before Bruce.

This is not even remotely true. Kano was the first one to do this. Which is why JKD degenerated into a bunch of drill fags and Judo is still a live evolving art. Oh but, Bruce was the first to synthesize a bunch of arts and incorporate the best parts. Ummm, no. Kano again. Except Kano actually tried everything at full speed, full contact, against resisting opponents. Bruce didn’t. Also, the Kajukenbo guys in Hawaii were mixing and matching different arts and teaching people of various ethnic backgrounds decades before Bruce.

No, he’s not. Only people who don’t know any better acknowledge him as such.

Again, only the uninformed believe this. Committing genocide or making a $100 million movie is better PR than the truth, no?

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[quote]Doc Stig wrote:
ZEB wrote:
Hey…enough of the Bruce Lee bashing!

He may have been thin…small…short, had average strength for his size and was never tested against the best of his day…but he was…um he was…FAMOUS!

So there!

So was Jesus dude.

[/quote]

No, actually Jesus was indeed tested in a very great way!

Nor was he very famous during his lifetime. At least not beyond his immediate area.

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[quote]grey wrote:
aikigreg wrote:
I love it that idiots get themselves all worked up over what someone puts in a thread. And is also such an attention whore that they feel they need their own thread just to bitch.

Seems like someone needs a hobby/get laid/lift.

Do you really love it?
Cmon…tell us how fucking much you really love it. Cmon, we’re waiting.
Well since you told us what you love why don’t I tell you what I hate? Assholes like you with no sense of humour.
Was Bruce Lee your idol?
Did I hurt your ultra sensitive feelings?

[/quote]

Whoops, sorry. Hit a little too close to home, I see.

And yes, I really love it when people get bent out of shape over a post on the internet. I like laughing at retards. You amuse me. Y’know. Like a clown. :slight_smile:

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ROTFLMMFAO.

Leave it to Grey to stir up a shitstorm in a teacup. The only think cooler than this thread is its name.

And Bolo Yeung. That is one badass kung fu dude.

Good work dude, and props to your Grannie.

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[quote]rg73 wrote:
dollarbill44 wrote:

People can debate how good a martial artist

He never really fought competitively, so no, we can’t debate that.

or physical specimen Bruce Lee was or wasn’t.

He wasn’t. There is nothing to debate there.

The fact remains that he started a martial arts trend in the U.S. by opening up the instruction to non-Asians when it was not cool to do so.

No he didn’t. I’m curious as to how people had been studying judo for a good, what, 5 decades before Bruce came onto the scene in the US, and Karate/TKD for about 2 decades before he showed up. Bruce was among the first, but not the first to teach Kung Fu to non-Chinese. Although Don Draeger didn’t seem to have any problem getting anyone to train him in Kung Fu, Kali, Silat, or anything else. So someone was breaking that ground way before Bruce.

He also was a pioneer in breaking with the traditional ways of teaching martial arts. Like him or not, he will likely be a topic of discussion for years to come.

This is not even remotely true. Kano was the first one to do this. Which is why JKD degenerated into a bunch of drill fags and Judo is still a live evolving art. Oh but, Bruce was the first to synthesize a bunch of arts and incorporate the best parts. Ummm, no. Kano again. Except Kano actually tried everything at full speed, full contact, against resisting opponents. Bruce didn’t. Also, the Kajukenbo guys in Hawaii were mixing and matching different arts and teaching people of various ethnic backgrounds decades before Bruce.

Another thing for the flamers to come, regardless of whether or not he was the first to do what I’ve written above, he is acknowledged to be the first,

No, he’s not. Only people who don’t know any better acknowledge him as such.

much like a Spanish Jew is an Italian-American hero for discovering America when in fact he wasn’t.

Again, only the uninformed believe this. Committing genocide or making a $100 million movie is better PR than the truth, no?[/quote]

HAHAHA!
HA!

HARRRRR!!!

D-F’n-B

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Look at granny now.

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[quote]Massif wrote:
ROTFLMMFAO.

Leave it to Grey to stir up a shitstorm in a teacup. The only think cooler than this thread is its name.

And Bolo Yeung. That is one badass kung fu dude.

Good work dude, and props to your Grannie.[/quote]

Bolo Yeung was awesome. He was an entertaining bad guy in all his movies. His acting was a bit comical but in an entertaining way. That, and he didn’t look like a pussy.

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[quote]ZEB wrote:
Doc Stig wrote:
ZEB wrote:
Hey…enough of the Bruce Lee bashing!

He may have been thin…small…short, had average strength for his size and was never tested against the best of his day…but he was…um he was…FAMOUS!

So there!

So was Jesus dude.

No, actually Jesus was indeed tested in a very great way!

Nor was he very famous during his lifetime. At least not beyond his immediate area.

[/quote]

Ok forget I said Jesus, substitute, Tom Cruise for him.

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I heard Bruce Lee was so skinny that when he had sex with his wife he crawled inside of her and did kicks to pleasure her.

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I’m a huge Bruce Lee fan. I’ve studied JKD and have actually trained with guys that Bruce trained. He was a talented innovater.

That being said, the current crop of professional fighters would stomp his ass. And, no matter what bruceleewannabe says, Dave Tate is stronger.

Also, I once watched Granny do a double kettlebell power snatch with 80lb kettlebells while standing one legged on a Swiss ball. Bruce Lee’s corpse only used 70lbs kettlbells. He could have gotten more, but decomposed beforehand (plus, Bruce Lee’s corpse hates the Swiss Ball).

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[quote]etaco wrote:
Massif wrote:
ROTFLMMFAO.

Leave it to Grey to stir up a shitstorm in a teacup. The only think cooler than this thread is its name.

And Bolo Yeung. That is one badass kung fu dude.

Good work dude, and props to your Grannie.

Bolo Yeung was awesome. He was an entertaining bad guy in all his movies. His acting was a bit comical but in an entertaining way. That, and he didn’t look like a pussy.[/quote]

Yes! Bolo was a badass too! Big thick pyhsique; he has said for yrs. that BL was the real deal & no fake.

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[quote]Ryu13 wrote:
I heard Bruce Lee was so skinny that when he had sex with his wife he crawled inside of her and did kicks to pleasure her.[/quote]

Wow, some of you are REALLY SICK with some of the stuff your saying, and need some serious mental help.

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[quote]PLEASE tell this to Prof X, Vroom, and company!

Thank you! [/quote]

Ahahahahahahaha! Take a midol pussy, before Bruce Lee kicks your ass for being such a dickhead.

Oh wait, no, I hate the Bruce Lee and Chuck Norris worship threads. They were crappy actors who entrhalled us as children.

On the other hand, I guess we can see that not everyone has grown up. Hmmm.

Screw it. Bake me a pie granny and make it apple, I hear they are good for you again.

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[quote]BRUCELEEWANNABE wrote:
Ryu13 wrote:
I heard Bruce Lee was so skinny that when he had sex with his wife he crawled inside of her and did kicks to pleasure her.

Wow, some of you are REALLY SICK with some of the stuff your saying, and need some serious mental help.

[/quote]

Yeah and some of you (namely Bruce Lee Wanna Bee) need a sense of humor. It was meant to be a joke.

Get over yourself.

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Boo Hoo… people pick on me when I post stupid shit in a worthless thread… Boo Hoo… why are you even reading it, I wrote it for other people…Boo Hoo

And for a little known Bruece Lee fact:
Even though Bruce Lee weighed less than my penis, due to his functional strength he could still slap around my cock and balls. Powerful little bastard.

[quote]Headhunter wrote:
PGA200X wrote:
If you dont like a thread dont click on it or flame/post in it. Its as simple as that…

PLEASE tell this to Prof X, Vroom, and company!

Thank you!

[/quote]