[quote]detazathoth wrote:
LiveFromThe781 wrote:
detazathoth wrote:
Day 5 of the diet - down 5 lbs from Thursday, mostly water weight from loss of carbs, let’s see what happens if I need to do Cardio this week or not.
waiting on one of your ‘epic’ stories
im pretty sure the girl i work with thinks im a total creep now hahaha well shit she probably did before anyway.
After being the weight bitch for the big boys at the new gym, I had a bonfire to attend to last night.
I first had to call my booze connection to get a 30 rack of shitty beer for the party. I figured if I’m going to pull, alcohol was going to be needed to pull the task of trying to get multiple hook ups at the same party. I had to wait for about 30 min. I drove up to near the liqour store to where I was going to meet my guy, and when I was about a few yards away, I see my guy get arrested. Later I found out he has coke on him, and was pulled over for not having his lights on…dumbass.
So I said “Fuck it” and drove down to the town that it was at, which is about 20-30min south of me. When I got there, I realize the prospects of underage poon was huge. I was a happy camper. The bad news was that there was no booze other than shitty smirnoff, and there’s no way I’m going to drink girly vodka. So I basically had to christen my new German Drinking Boot with diet pepsi…I don’t wanna talk about it. So I start trying some of Mystery’s material on girls, and began negging and talking to girls. It goes well, I have a couple of girls wanting to talk to me, but my two ex’s pretty much had to ruin it for me. One of them we’ll call her “Worst Prom Date Ever” tried telling these girls that I’m a no good womanizing asshole, I don’t blame her 'cuz I am, but they soon left, and I was left with my usual hook up with “I’m Catholic but I suck dick like a pro” chick. Not bad since I left like 20 min later and met up with her in a parking lot, and got busy in the back seat of my car: Totally High School I know, but better than nothing.
We were going at it for I’d say about an hour, she had to go home since she had a midnight curfew, and she basically finished me off with her mouth. As soon as I dropped her off to her car, I get a phone call from another one of my lady friends. Apparently her car got “hit and run” and the accident left half her car in scratches and her left mirror was broken in a town near Boston, and was scared shitless. She didn’t want to go home because she didn’t want to explain this to her parents. She didn’t want to sleep over her friend’s house either because apparently she was being annoying. I told her she can stay the night at my place, and it was no problem at all. I was being genuinely nice and wasn’t thinking about pussy since I just came 10 min prior. I met her up near my house and I lead her to my place.
It was about 1 am when we came to my house and since I had tivo, we were watching the Daily Show. We were talking about what happened earlier and I tried to calm her down because she was seriously stressed out and was afraid of her parents yelling at her. I told her it was no big deal and it wasn’t her fault, which it really wasn’t. She takes her sweater off and was wearing a tubtop, and I was instantly aroused. I basically pounced on her started making out. After 15 min of that, I smoothly persuaded her to go down on me. Instantsuccess. So to recap, I had sex in the back seat of my car from one, and got head about an hour afterwards from a another one. No booze necessary. Probably the funniest part was the fact that went raw on the first girl and the second got the taste in her mouth, but she didn’t know.[/quote]
dude i cant even get a stripper to text me back =/
