To answer as many replied as possible at once:
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The stripper trainer guy at my work has actually made me feel more professional than I did before. I realized that a lot of people become a trainer because they look good, and think it’ll be an easy job where they get to help people. I’ve always thought that it was a hard job that takes years of learning to master, and am dedicated to doing as right by my clients as I’m capable of. I should be proud of that and not let this guy distract me from my original intentions.
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I’ve done a lot of online reading about the boobie pills, and it seems like they work best in women over 30. Not sure why. I just stumbled upon this online thread of women trying the breast actives out, and the ones that seemed to go up more than a size were over 30. Everyone else noticed half an inch to a full cupsize increase. The ones that were working out didn’t seem to gain as much overal weight.
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The “absurdly helpful” VS bra just looked downright terrible on me, even with a fitted shirt over it. I would have taken a picture, but it was embarrassing.
And now on to a little painful lesson on leg anatomy.
Today I maxed out on front squat in order to have a starting point for 531. I managed 145, and failed at 150.
Afterwards I tried for two sets of 10 bulgarian split squats, but as always, experienced this “rubber band snapping thing” in my right quad. At the end of the second set with 25lb dbs (I could have done more, but the higher I go in weight, the more the snapping hurts), I gave up and switched to a set of 10 per leg of reverse DB lunges with 30lbs. I really could have done more.
I then did 2 sets of 6 per leg walking lunges with 70lb BB, followed by two more sets with an 80lb DB. More weight is definitely needed for next time.
Then came the ultimate sad part. On the single leg press, I was only able to accomplish 50lbs for a set of 10 (did 3 sets). Also, my right quad was snapping again, at which point I became extremely pissed off.
I finished up with 3 sets of 10 hanging leg raises, and promptly marched upstairs to find our resident sports massage therapist.
He nearly crapped himself while poking around painfully at my knee cap, vastus lateralus, IT band, hip flexors, and glutes. To make a long story short, my vastus lateralis on my right leg has had the snapping problem for over 10 years, and it has some scar tissue in it. Also, since my yoga session last night, my left IT band has been NUMB. According to him, this is probably due to some scar tissue being released during the session and the resulting inflammation from that. He’s more concerned about my right vastus lateralis. Apparently some of the damage done to it (probably from when I was a gymnast at the age of 8 and was capable of doing the splits 12 inches beyong parallel), is irreversable.
What causes the snapping is the fact that the vastus lateralis is extremely tight and pulling away from the other muscles. However, when I’m at the bottom of the a deep, loaded movement, it’s pulled back into it’s normal range of motion. The terrible burning I get in the top of my leg at the end of the set is the result of the inflammation caused by it stretching into a normal range of motion and breaking up a few scars.
I set up a massage session with him for tomorrow, and am planning on finding an ART therapist as well to see if more can be done about the scar tissue than he thinks. He did some work on me today, which made me want to throw-up, kill him, and laugh all at the same time. Now my legs just feel weird.