Today all the retards were there at the gym to welcome me back. I should have more empathy and patience, I know. But at the end of a day at work. I fucking dont have empathy or patience…which is why I go to the fucking gym.
Warm Up
Row - sprint 1000m. Split time 2:06min/500m
Streeeeeeeeeeeeeetch.
Body weight squats - just checking to see if it still hurts at 90deg. Actally it’s better. I added the bar, and I still ‘feel it’ so I’m just going to leave it alone for now. I have my whole life to beat Deena Walsh, so I dont exactly have a reason to hurry. Yeah Deena, be afraid, be very afraid… 
Pull Up Fun Time
Overhand 10 x 20kg assist
overhand 10 x 15kg assist
INTERRUPTED BY OLD MAN WHO CUT IN IN THE MIDDLE OF MY SET!! WTF!!! I just walked away in deezgust…
Row - sprint 1000m. Split time 2:04min/500m
Once again pull ups:
overhand 5 x 10 kg assist 2r
underhand body weight x 2 3r
Hang overhand to failure
Hang underhand to failure
Bench!
bar x 10
20kg x 10r x 2
INTERRUPTED BY STARING ARAB AND FRIEND. GO AWAY FUCKER!!!
25kg x 6r x 3
INTERRUPTED BY HAIR GEL AND LONG SLEEVE WHITE SPANDEX SHIRT TELLING ME I WAS GOING DOWN TOO FAST…I was like, seriously, you don’t even know, asshole! go away!
30kg x 4r x 3
20kg 3r X 2
Overhead tricep extension with single db
6kg x 10r x 2
8kg x 6r x 3
10kg x 3r x 3 oww.
seated row
15kg x 10 2r
20kg x 10 2r
25kg x 8 2r
30kg x 4 2r
35kg x 3 3r
30kg x 4 2r
25kg x 8 2r
20kg x 10 2r
Back extensions
BW x whatever
5kg x whatever
10kg x whatever
20kg x to half of mj’s billy jean or something and back down, also 5kg arm extended over head. I feel pretty badass doing these as people next to me struggle with lifting their body weight. But then again, you get a good idea of who’s at my gym by reading the above.
Ab obliteration.
walking home 2km in the rain eating spanish cherry tomatos.
The End