BreStruction II

Training
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LMAO!!! You confused MILF with MIL…AWESOME!!! :smiley: hahahahahahah. I was SO confused…like why did a MILF furnish your kitchen!!! HAHAHAHA.

x2!!!

i thought i was gay for a while there then learned i wasn’t :-/ so no, hetero, sorry.

baggy sweatpants does change things. for me, anyway. moving back into them now for the winter, actually (not trying to hide my twigs - promise!). it might well make me a bit bolder.

i think it might be partly about age kimba. in my 20’s i was too self conscious to even go to the gym in the first place. now i’m in my 30’s i’m just too self conscious for hip thrusts and i get a bit shy about my backwards rolling on the gym ball… maybe once i hit my 40’s i’ll be over it.

i don’t think i’d mine beast staring at me… baggy sweatpants ftw heh.

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[quote]BreStruction wrote:

Yeah… I hear you on Cake and Steak. Totally different and totally awesome. Sometimes they can even go together!!! Thanks for your honesty! I’ll PM you with the follow up survey questions. But so this means you only want dick for the rest of your life?[/quote]

Not sure if I can say this properly but meeting my husband kinda made the question irrevelant. I want to spend my life with him, build and grow old with him. I don’t feel like I’m missing out. We have agreed that if we ever wanted to experience something different, we could do it together. It hasn’t happened yet but it’s an option. Finding the right person with whom so much “clicks” made the package between the legs secondary.

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[quote]nlmain wrote:

[quote]BreStruction wrote:

Yeah… I hear you on Cake and Steak. Totally different and totally awesome. Sometimes they can even go together!!! Thanks for your honesty! I’ll PM you with the follow up survey questions. But so this means you only want dick for the rest of your life?[/quote]

Not sure if I can say this properly but meeting my husband kinda made the question irrevelant. I want to spend my life with him, build and grow old with him. I don’t feel like I’m missing out. We have agreed that if we ever wanted to experience something different, we could do it together. It hasn’t happened yet but it’s an option. Finding the right person with whom so much “clicks” made the package between the legs secondary.
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No further questions. Thank you. :wink: And you’re awesome.

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[quote]nlmain wrote:

[quote]BreStruction wrote:

Yeah… I hear you on Cake and Steak. Totally different and totally awesome. Sometimes they can even go together!!! Thanks for your honesty! I’ll PM you with the follow up survey questions. But so this means you only want dick for the rest of your life?[/quote]

Not sure if I can say this properly but meeting my husband kinda made the question irrevelant. I want to spend my life with him, build and grow old with him. I don’t feel like I’m missing out. We have agreed that if we ever wanted to experience something different, we could do it together. It hasn’t happened yet but it’s an option. Finding the right person with whom so much “clicks” made the package between the legs secondary.
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Pity there isn’t a “Like” button for this, exclusive to TN.

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I’m with Kimba. Strictly hetero, but women’s bodies (when they’re taken care of like on here) are gorgeous! All parts are good (unless they have a 1970s porn muff going on). I don’t like seeing the actual vag most of the time because some are seriously nasty, but all other parts are okay. With men…the groin area can be iffy. IH has spent countless hours trying to find pix of dicks that I find interesting (I still don’t know why this was an obsession for him) and I finally had to tell him that the whole groin area is iffy…just the dick? That’s more than likely going to okay 90% of the time.

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[quote]Grneyes wrote:
I’m with Kimba. Strictly hetero, but women’s bodies (when they’re taken care of like on here) are gorgeous! All parts are good (unless they have a 1970s porn muff going on). I don’t like seeing the actual vag most of the time because some are seriously nasty, but all other parts are okay. With men…the groin area can be iffy. IH has spent countless hours trying to find pix of dicks that I find interesting (I still don’t know why this was an obsession for him) and I finally had to tell him that the whole groin area is iffy…just the dick? That’s more than likely going to okay 90% of the time. [/quote]

This post is awesome on so many levels Greenie! Lol! Love it.

Hungry, can’t you see? Greenie only wants one certain Tigers schlong! She’s dickmatized :slight_smile:

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dickmatized by youoooohohohohhhhrrr loooovee…

umm where was I.

Overhead Push Press…First attempt EVER. Thanks Beast, and HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!
22,5 x 5 x 3
32,5 x 3 x 1… um whoa.
27,5 x 3 x 1 - ahh… lock lats. thats how you do that
22,5 x 5 x 2
27,5 x 5 x 2
27,5 x 3 x 2
32,5 x 1 x 3 - strong enough, just difficult for might right shoulder not to do strange things.
22,5 x 5 x 2
22,5 x 10 x 1

Bench
bar x 10 x 1
22,5 x 10 x 2
32,5 x 5 x 3 - an “expert” informed me that I was arching my back on the bench. Thank you sir, move along.
35,0 x 3 x 1
37,5 x 2 x 1
37,5 x 1 x 1
35,0 x 4 x 2
22,5 x 10 x 2

lat raises with 5kg plates x 5 x 3

Hmmmm. I need to do something about my right shoulder moving all over the place all the time.

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ok i’m back now.

my years of experience don’t count for your body and the years you’ve put in, so i dont volunteer much. also, i forget what (if) your goals are and didnt feel like looking. and i like pissing you off. and you can get your happy ass on skype (i hate fb chat) to chat with me about ideas or email jason and he’d write programs for you. you’d hafta pay him, but hes way better at this than me.

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hit submit before i meant to-

orientation- i’ve had more men than women. i generally prefer men, but theres been more than one woman i’ve wanted and had and i’ll agree that cake and steak are awesome.

i dont think i could stand to be in a “real”? relationship with a woman, because i find most of them to be too fucking annoying after awhile.

can’t say i’m bi, just greedy.

oh and, nice lifting.

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The way you women think is bad ass. I’m glad I’m a man.

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[quote]Grneyes wrote:
I’m with Kimba. Strictly hetero, but women’s bodies (when they’re taken care of like on here) are gorgeous! All parts are good (unless they have a 1970s porn muff going on). I don’t like seeing the actual vag most of the time because some are seriously nasty, but all other parts are okay. With men…the groin area can be iffy. IH has spent countless hours trying to find pix of dicks that I find interesting (I still don’t know why this was an obsession for him) and I finally had to tell him that the whole groin area is iffy…just the dick? That’s more than likely going to okay 90% of the time. [/quote]

Oh god… You’re a trip, woman.

I used to send Greeny erotic pics and just pics that I thought she would appreciate, and she’d do the same.

One time Greens and I were talking and I was busting her stones about a dick pic, she at one point mentioned, “hey, i’m a woman, so I like seeing dicks”… So, i’m like “Ok, cool…” Hence the onslaught of dick in her email.

See, Greeny’s EXTREMELY picky (which I didn’t know at the time…not to mention very vague with her answers) when it comes to bodies, whether it be male or female, so I like to see what piques her interest. I found it fun to try and pick her brain and see what she found sexy/hot/erotic…

So, I was on a mission to see what “moved” her and that’s when I started sending her dick pics from the world-wide-web.

Let me tell you that I never saw so much dick in my life. Not that i’m wierded out by dick… But, I was at work and i would’ve been mortified if someone walked by and saw a giant veiny one on my pc. I doubt if they would’ve believed that it for my wife, no less trying to explain it to my HR reps.

Anyway, a good 90% were “ew/yuck/NO” responses. So, it got a little confusing for me and after trying to narrow it down some more, I finally gave up.

I had explained this to her Greeness, but I guess she forgot.

Hi Bre! Sorry for the hijack!

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[quote]imhungry wrote:

[quote]Grneyes wrote:
I’m with Kimba. Strictly hetero, but women’s bodies (when they’re taken care of like on here) are gorgeous! All parts are good (unless they have a 1970s porn muff going on). I don’t like seeing the actual vag most of the time because some are seriously nasty, but all other parts are okay. With men…the groin area can be iffy. IH has spent countless hours trying to find pix of dicks that I find interesting (I still don’t know why this was an obsession for him) and I finally had to tell him that the whole groin area is iffy…just the dick? That’s more than likely going to okay 90% of the time. [/quote]

Oh god… You’re a trip, woman.

I used to send Greeny erotic pics and just pics that I thought she would appreciate, and she’d do the same.

One time Greens and I were talking and I was busting her stones about a dick pic, she at one point mentioned, “hey, i’m a woman, so I like seeing dicks”… So, i’m like “Ok, cool…” Hence the onslaught of dick in her email.

See, Greeny’s EXTREMELY picky (which I didn’t know at the time…not to mention very vague with her answers) when it comes to bodies, whether it be male or female, so I like to see what piques her interest. I found it fun to try and pick her brain and see what she found sexy/hot/erotic…

So, I was on a mission to see what “moved” her and that’s when I started sending her dick pics from the world-wide-web.

Let me tell you that I never saw so much dick in my life. Not that i’m wierded out by dick… But, I was at work and i would’ve been mortified if someone walked by and saw a giant veiny one on my pc. I doubt if they would’ve believed that it for my wife, no less trying to explain it to my HR reps.

Anyway, a good 90% were “ew/yuck/NO” responses. So, it got a little confusing for me and after trying to narrow it down some more, I finally gave up.

I had explained this to her Greeness, but I guess she forgot.

Hi Bre! Sorry for the hijack![/quote]

Well IH, this can only man that your dick must be truly magnificent to have passed such discerning judgement. :slight_smile:

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also pondering the perfection that must be hungrys penis.

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tonight I didnt want to be in the gym. I wanted to be zoning out in tango zen moving from embrace to intimate embrace until the first morning train. There’s only a few places in the world where you can do that on a Monday night. Unfortunately, I’m not in one of them. I felt vaguely sore everywhere and relaxed and would have rather moved with someone than with inanimate objects.

I didnt record everything so I’ll just write the sets.
glut circuit x 1
tricep pulldowns x 3
calve extensions x 5
inner thigh press x 5
upright row x 3
lat pull down x 3
situps and planks

I will not be made into a machine! I am a human being!!!

editted for brevity and to maintain the illusion that I’m predictable and sane

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LOL…sorry for the post-post hijacks there, Bre!

Yes, I’m picky. There is nothing wrong with that. I’ve mentioned several times how I’m a boob-snob (Thank you Victoria’s Secret!), why wouldn’t I be a dick-snob too?

Jason writes programs???

Good for you, Bre, not being assimilated!!!

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When I touch my boobs, it turns me on a little bit.

Does that mean I am gay?

Kidding Bre - I’ve been gettin’ it on with the same man for 20 years. I did have a crush on a gay guy once. I think that’s as close as I’ve come to going homo. :wink:

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oo Bre, sorry I’m late to the party for this question. I get puzzled by all the flirting on here too.

I think the ideal situation is to have one of each. Women are soft and they take care of things, but they can be difficult what with the cats and processing and whatnot. Men have penises and are usually more obsessive which I like, but I’m not sure I could live with one, because they seem to want me to take care of stuff around the house.

Or was that tmi? :smiley:

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[quote]BreStruction wrote:
I felt vaguely sore everywhere and relaxed and would have rather moved with someone than with inanimate objects.

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I love this sentence.

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^ That is poetic.

Bre - I should be serious on occasion. As a real answer to your question, I agree with what Kimba said.

I was reminded of the Seinfeld episode where Jerry has been dating a nudist and so he decides to go nude as well. –

Elaine says “Well, the female body is a… work of art. The male body is
utilitarian, it’s for gettin’ around, like a jeep.”
Jerry: “So you don’t think it’s attractive?”
Elaine: “It’s hideous. The hair, the… the lumpiness. It’s simian.”
George: “Well, some women like it.”
Elaine: “Hmm. Sickies.”

We are all pretty focused on body composition and development on this site, so there’s lots of commenting on body parts, and lots of teasing and good-natured flirting. I think it’s because we are probably pretty extreme in our attention to and appreciation of the human body. I know I’m fascinated by the strength, and the beauty of so many people here, both male and female.

Though I’m on the far end of the straight meter, I do think women are absolutely beautiful. When we go out in the evening, I frequently say something about the beauty of other women. My husband thinks this is kind of funny and he’s commented before, “Wow, I think you notice the beautiful women more than I do!” I’m probably not nearly as visual as a lot of the men. I’ve never been interested in watching porn, although I do think that nude women, as in Playboy are really very pretty. Somehow, when it comes to sexual attraction though, I have to say I’m strangely drawn to the jeep.

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one of my favorite performance pieces of all times.