[quote]Mascherano wrote:
lol! this log is pure insanity. Love it!
Also digging your avi mujer - that ass looks firm, yet soft - i wanna bite it (too soon?)
Your training is coming along amazingly. Benching, glute activation, killing of abs, sqwatz…yay!
Its nice to know that fist bumping is international, i’ll have to remember that on my next travels.
In Bre’s gymbag was:
a) a rescued lab rat
b) 2 gold dubloons
c) creatine roidz
d) Fook’s immigration papers
e) a picture of Bre’s crotch that just happens to “fall out” of her bag at unexpected times
hmm…
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if by a) you mean rescued by heavenly angels …X 10 you’d be correct…along with some liquid nitrogen, surgical equipment, and assloads of ketamine.
OOO, y mascheranita, no seas coqueta … o te voy a MORDER! Y quiero que yo lo haria tan pronto como posible
[quote]alexus wrote:
haha you maxed out the good girl machine. jeez you are funny. wish you could train at my gym. i think the guys would find you a riot. with your sky humps and stuff.[/quote]
Well, you know. You’re only as strong as your weakest part? (my left ass) So now I care sooo much about gluteal activation, I forget what’s going on around me. When I realized while doing the fire hydrants that I was basically looking like I was taking a piss on some guys face, I was holding back busting out laughing. I guess I just dont give a fuck. Where are you in OZ? Are you a VB fan?
Is it? I have no idea what a proper rep set is. I’m paranoid of pulling something, so I’m constantly reassuring myself with all the reps at lower weights. Is that retarded??? I HAVE NO STRATEGY!!! Help!
Is it? I have no idea what a proper rep set is. I’m paranoid of pulling something, so I’m constantly reassuring myself with all the reps at lower weights. Is that retarded??? I HAVE NO STRATEGY!!! Help![/quote]
Is it? I have no idea what a proper rep set is. I’m paranoid of pulling something, so I’m constantly reassuring myself with all the reps at lower weights. Is that retarded??? I HAVE NO STRATEGY!!! Help![/quote]
yes. no strategy is retarded. [/quote]
Claire, you and MiM need to go into personal training business together. It would be the most epic gym ever.
Is it? I have no idea what a proper rep set is. I’m paranoid of pulling something, so I’m constantly reassuring myself with all the reps at lower weights. Is that retarded??? I HAVE NO STRATEGY!!! Help![/quote]
yes. no strategy is retarded. [/quote]
Claire, you and MiM need to go into personal training business together. It would be the most epic gym ever.[/quote]
I would let you train my glutes at least. No fire hydrants though. I’ve been potty trained since 1971. Love your avi. I can’t even tell that one of your glutes is injured underneath that floral print. Nice. Very nice.
Is it? I have no idea what a proper rep set is. I’m paranoid of pulling something, so I’m constantly reassuring myself with all the reps at lower weights. Is that retarded??? I HAVE NO STRATEGY!!! Help![/quote]
yes. no strategy is retarded. [/quote]
Claire, you and MiM need to go into personal training business together. It would be the most epic gym ever.[/quote]
I would let you train my glutes at least. No fire hydrants though. I’ve been potty trained since 1971. Love your avi. I can’t even tell that one of your glutes is injured underneath that floral print. Nice. Very nice.
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PUFF, I’m not ACTUALLY peeing on my neighbors when I do it! God! Thanks
Is it? I have no idea what a proper rep set is. I’m paranoid of pulling something, so I’m constantly reassuring myself with all the reps at lower weights. Is that retarded??? I HAVE NO STRATEGY!!! Help![/quote]
yes. no strategy is retarded. [/quote]
You know schlampe, I’ve had just about enough of your shit, when you come in here… I obviously need help, and you just post, “yeah you’re fucked” over and over again. You have years and years of experience and you just keep it ALL to yourself. Well you know what, you selfish bitch?! Fine! I will come to your house and set that couch on fire myself!
Is it? I have no idea what a proper rep set is. I’m paranoid of pulling something, so I’m constantly reassuring myself with all the reps at lower weights. Is that retarded??? I HAVE NO STRATEGY!!! Help![/quote]
yes. no strategy is retarded. [/quote]
You know schlampe, I’ve had just about enough of your shit, when you come in here… I obviously need help, and you just post, “yeah you’re fucked” over and over again. You have years and years of experience and you just keep it ALL to yourself. Well you know what, you selfish bitch?! Fine! I will come to your house and set that couch on fire myself! [/quote]
So now I care sooo much about gluteal activation, I forget what’s going on around me. When I realized while doing the fire hydrants that I was basically looking like I was taking a piss on some guys face, I was holding back busting out laughing. I guess I just dont give a fuck.
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I admire that. A lot. I feel that way about some things. I’m still pretty self conscious about stuff in the gym that has… um… sexual innuendo(?) I’ll get over it one day. Probably.
I’m in Canberra. Coopers is local. You can get it in some places in the US, apparently. Not many people are into VB (Victoria - Melbourne). Better than XXXX or Fosters, though. Mind you, that wouldn’t be hard.
Thanks for the kitchen compliments. Hubbie and I struck gold 2 years back. We were looking to buy our first property in the city (damn pricey we could only afford run down old places with no parking and we have 2 cars for our jobs) and the governement came out with a condo plan to help those in our situation. Basically in order to fund the developers the condos could not be sold above X amount a square foot. This was under the affordable housing project. We bought our place for about 30,000$ below market value. Best thing is that “roof” is no longer valid when we sell so the investment potential is awesome.
what I’m trying to say is that yes I have a nice kitchen but I could not afford this in a real situation. And the appliances and furniture were a nice chunk cash gift from the MILF when we bought the place. I am incredibly grateful and I cook every chance I get.
[quote]nlmain wrote:
Thanks for the kitchen compliments. Hubbie and I struck gold 2 years back. We were looking to buy our first property in the city (damn pricey we could only afford run down old places with no parking and we have 2 cars for our jobs) and the governement came out with a condo plan to help those in our situation. Basically in order to fund the developers the condos could not be sold above X amount a square foot. This was under the affordable housing project. We bought our place for about 30,000$ below market value. Best thing is that “roof” is no longer valid when we sell so the investment potential is awesome.
what I’m trying to say is that yes I have a nice kitchen but I could not afford this in a real situation. And the appliances and furniture were a nice chunk cash gift from the MILF when we bought the place. I am incredibly grateful and I cook every chance I get. [/quote]
See, I know a nice kitchen when I see one …wait…what? You got your appliances from a MILF???
Can I just ask a question to all T-Vixens? How many of you are actually bisexual/lesbians. I’m pretty sure everyone I’ve ever talked to is hetero, but sometimes you people REALLY confuse me. If you need to get unconfused let me know…I do house calls for one on one counseling of the smart, hot, confused ladies…
Glute activation x 3 rounds
quad stretch x 8/leg x 1
reg/one legged humps x 20 x 1
round 2 with 5kg
round 3 with 10kg
donkey piss AND kicks x 20/leg x 1
1/2 geom/leg x 1
jump squats x 5/leg x 1
Dead lift
Barefoot warm up - maybe I should get vibrams?
22,5 x 10 x 3
32,5 x 10 x 2
42,5 x 10 x 3
With shoes - bought power starter energy drink. Suddenly I felt like I wanted to eat a CHEESEBURGER. NOW!
52,5 x 6 x 3
62,5 x 5 x 3
72,5 x 3 x 3 - live to lift another day…thanks Brute…this was going through my head at this point. I grunted my heart out.
52,5 x 6 x 3
shrugs
22,5 x 20 x 1
32,5 x 20 x 4
42,5 x 10 x 4
lat pull downs
30 x 7 x 2
40 x 4 x 3
50 x 4 x 4 - my sprained thumb told me to go fuck myself
sit ups
100 regular sit ups
50 lower abs
50 Masons? with 5kg - thanks N8tive!
50 Masons with 10kg
attempted headstand - this is a good gauge of how fatigued I am. I was quite fatigued, but I somehow managed to hold if about 30s.
LOL!!
I said MILF - so so wrong.
I meant MIL as in mother in law and she is no way on my radar. major yish.
not sure how serious you wer about your question but I’m willing to answer:
my “orientation” is very open. I have had relationships with both men and women in the past, and no I am not a closet dike. If I only wanted pussy I would have stayed with pussy, no qualms about it. truth is I like both because they are so different. kinda the same way I like cake and steak. However, despite this, and my crazy flirting I am a married woman - married to good, open-minded, handsome man, and all the flirting is just that: flirting. I’ve been faithful for the past 10yrs without regret. The beautiful people of TNation just add a little fuel to my imagination.
[quote]nlmain wrote:
LOL!!
I said MILF - so so wrong.
I meant MIL as in mother in law and she is no way on my radar. major yish.
not sure how serious you wer about your question but I’m willing to answer:
my “orientation” is very open. I have had relationships with both men and women in the past, and no I am not a closet dike. If I only wanted pussy I would have stayed with pussy, no qualms about it. truth is I like both because they are so different. kinda the same way I like cake and steak. However, despite this, and my crazy flirting I am a married woman - married to good, open-minded, handsome man, and all the flirting is just that: flirting. I’ve been faithful for the past 10yrs without regret. The beautiful people of TNation just add a little fuel to my imagination.
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LMAO!!! You confused MILF with MIL…AWESOME!!! hahahahahahah. I was SO confused…like why did a MILF furnish your kitchen!!! HAHAHAHA.
Yeah… I hear you on Cake and Steak. Totally different and totally awesome. Sometimes they can even go together!!! Thanks for your honesty! I’ll PM you with the follow up survey questions. But so this means you only want dick for the rest of your life?
So now I care sooo much about gluteal activation, I forget what’s going on around me. When I realized while doing the fire hydrants that I was basically looking like I was taking a piss on some guys face, I was holding back busting out laughing. I guess I just dont give a fuck.
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I admire that. A lot. I feel that way about some things. I’m still pretty self conscious about stuff in the gym that has… um… sexual innuendo(?) I’ll get over it one day. Probably.
I’m in Canberra. Coopers is local. You can get it in some places in the US, apparently. Not many people are into VB (Victoria - Melbourne). Better than XXXX or Fosters, though. Mind you, that wouldn’t be hard.
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Yeah VB is like Miller High Life in the Midwest usa or Pabst…which are also like Bitburger in Frankfurt ot Licher in Giessen. Beer is beer is beer.
I hope one day you dont get embarrassed! I wear HYOOGE ugly baggy sweatpants when I do it, so you could say I am attempting to make it as nonsexual/nondistracting as possible. Things like that it’s easier to do covered up, admittedly.
To answer your orientation question, I like dick and have never messed around with women. However, I appreciate beauty and strength in all its forms, and there are some beautiful forms around PW that must be recognized. Also, I am a huge flirt.
Which gets to my second point: I’ve arrived at age forty-six years with absolutely not the slightest care in the world for embarrassment in the gym. I wear tight but non-skanky clothes to the gym and do pull-throughs and barbell hip thrusts without a second thought. Wanna look? Bring it! I didn’t work my ass off for this body to cover it up. HTW, I would not have felt this way at all in my 20’s.
OOO, y mascheranita, no seas coqueta … o te voy a MORDER! Y quiero que yo lo haria tan pronto como posible
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lol! coqueta?! yo? ojo nena, yo te muerdo a vos! y con todos los ejercicios gluteales que haces…mm, que rrrrrico!
As for me, i’m totally hetero, but i can get more than friskie after a few drinks. When something gets you hot, roll with it. And FTR my offer to wrestle you stands. I bet that would be A LOT of fun. And I won’t let you win. More glute activation for you! slaps ass
I used to love squatting with no shoes. And its even better with no socks! I played it off like i don’t wear sock with my sneaks, but the truth is I liked feeling the cold floor under my feet Now I love squatting with my Oly shoes. They feel so sturdy!
So now I care sooo much about gluteal activation, I forget what’s going on around me. When I realized while doing the fire hydrants that I was basically looking like I was taking a piss on some guys face, I was holding back busting out laughing. I guess I just dont give a fuck.
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I admire that. A lot. I feel that way about some things. I’m still pretty self conscious about stuff in the gym that has… um… sexual innuendo(?) I’ll get over it one day. Probably.
I’m in Canberra. Coopers is local. You can get it in some places in the US, apparently. Not many people are into VB (Victoria - Melbourne). Better than XXXX or Fosters, though. Mind you, that wouldn’t be hard.
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Yeah VB is like Miller High Life in the Midwest usa or Pabst…which are also like Bitburger in Frankfurt ot Licher in Giessen. Beer is beer is beer.
I hope one day you dont get embarrassed! I wear HYOOGE ugly baggy sweatpants when I do it, so you could say I am attempting to make it as nonsexual/nondistracting as possible. Things like that it’s easier to do covered up, admittedly. [/quote]
Color me crazy, but I find a woman training with baggy sweats on incredibly hot. Toss in the wife-beater like Veggie mentioned, and you have WINNER!! My imagination is a dangerous thing.
hahahahahahah. I was SO confused…like why did a MILF furnish your kitchen!!! HAHAHAHA.