[quote]Donnay wrote:
I ate a pound of broccoli today. ;-D [/quote]
Pussy. Try 4lbs in a 4 hour period.
It sucked.
Did you say you hurt your hip in a skating accident ?
i took 4 THOROUGH o-ring busting shits in one day
[quote]Kalle wrote:
I clogged the toilet this morning. [/quote]
Damn I hate when that happens and you have to poke at it with the toilet brush, why dont they make the handle longer to avoid having to touch the sh1t water??
[quote]Yo Momma wrote:
I can hum and whistle at the same time.
No shit.[/quote]
Big deal. I can too.
Must be a bass player thing 
A journalist from the Washington Post called earlier today to schedule an interview with me.
[quote]beebuddy wrote:
A girl drank my pee once.[/quote]
I actually peed directly in a girls mouth once. Sorry to be a one upper, but it’s true.
Tonight, I am going to go see Daniel Tosh for free.
[quote]Xen Nova wrote:
no forex, euro/usd has been my bitch lately[/quote]
Congrats on owning the forex market. How’s the Euro/Dollar doing nowadays?
I can wiggle my ears, flex my pex, and touch my nose with my tounge.
[quote]lixy wrote:
A journalist from the Washington Post called earlier today to schedule an interview with me.[/quote]
For what?
I fathered Paul Bunyan…
And Babe the blue ox…
…Same woman
[quote]Yo Momma wrote:
I can hum and whistle at the same time.
No shit.[/quote]
Ditto. It’s like adding pinch harmonics to your whistle. Take that Zakk Wylde!
I’ve had sex with women from all of the five boroughs, and the Tri-State area. I can resite all the lines from The Transformers movie (cartoon). I suck a mean titty. I am a Brigadier General in Call of Duty 4.
I got more pictures of various T-Vixens than most of you put together. And I’m talking about pics that the mods would definately not let me post.
[quote]Renton wrote:
I got more pictures of various T-Vixens than most of you put together. And I’m talking about pics that the mods would definately not let me post.[/quote]
I which case you can PM them to me promptly for further… inspection.
[quote]Makavali wrote:
Renton wrote:
I got more pictures of various T-Vixens than most of you put together. And I’m talking about pics that the mods would definately not let me post.
I which case you can PM them to me promptly for further… inspection.[/quote]
Mak - my friend - I wish I could - but in this case the pictures will remain completely private.
This are serious post. I are serious cat.
(Just wish I had a serious cat picture to add here and all would be perfect)
Really - no PM’s of these pics no matter how much anyone begs. So don’t bother asking. Not gonna happen. Ever.
[quote]Renton wrote:
I got more pictures of various T-Vixens than most of you put together. And I’m talking about pics that the mods would definately not let me post.[/quote]
That’s actually somehow kinda gay.
[quote]beebuddy wrote:
Renton wrote:
I got more pictures of various T-Vixens than most of you put together. And I’m talking about pics that the mods would definately not let me post.
That’s actually somehow kinda gay.[/quote]
You’re just saying that 'cos I deleted your PM’d pictures bro.