I fought off a 175 lb girl at 100 lbs in eighth grade and left marks on her. She apologized the next day and wanted to be my friend.
As for recently I did my fourth set of stiff legged dead lifts at 175 lbs x 10 after three months of training and I could have gone heavier. I love doing dead lifts.
I didn’t dribble in my shorts after peeing because i drink some much damn water.
I ate a 20" ‘sandwich man’ sub at lunch with extra meat.
I didn’t punch the guy i ate lunch with who told me a story of how his wife cooks, cleans, etc and loves 3 somes.
I haven’t missed a work out since i recovered from a rotator cuff injury 4 weeks ago. LOL
I am catholic, male, straight, married (9 years), never divorced, a father, have a $2,100 mortgage, 3 cars, 2 paid for, not credit card debit, a tractor (not a john deer), a cool dog, and a lot of food.
My gym membership at gold’s is $19.00 even!
I paid $5,700 in property tax last year.
I pay $13.76 in health care a month.
My pension pays $1 for every $1 I put in it, I put in 6.25% of my salary per year.
FYI I’m happy, health and not a drug abuser or dealer or deviant! Stupid freakin government!
So I’m in the elevator the other day when a small guy gets into the elevator, when he gets in he notices a me standing next to him. Ilook down upon the small guy and say, “7 foot tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch dick, 3 pound left ball, 3 pound right ball, Turner Brown.”
The small guy faints!
I guy pick up the small guy and brings him to, slapping his face and shaking him and asks the small guy, “What’s wrong?”
The small guy says, “Excuse me but what did you say?”
I look down and says, “7 foot tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch dick, 3 pound left ball, 3 pound right ball, my name is Turner Brown.”
The small guy says, "Thank God, I thought you said, “Turn around.”