Brag Thread

I fought off a 175 lb girl at 100 lbs in eighth grade and left marks on her. She apologized the next day and wanted to be my friend.

As for recently I did my fourth set of stiff legged dead lifts at 175 lbs x 10 after three months of training and I could have gone heavier. I love doing dead lifts.

I am walking and driving again after being on crutches for 10 weeks. O’Doyle RULES!

I’m all done with classes for the week, and I don’t have a whole lot in the way of responsibilities this weekend.

[quote]Steel Nation wrote:
I am walking and driving again after being on crutches for 10 weeks. O’Doyle RULES![/quote]

Congrats man, crutches are a drag. What did you do to yourself?

I havent been Rick Rolled today!!

I discovered I can now see the T-Nation forums at work after months of being blocked by the internet filter

A girl drank my pee once.

10 pound cock.

10 pound wallet.

Bring it.

I dated Jamie Eason.

I didn’t dribble in my shorts after peeing because i drink some much damn water.

I ate a 20" ‘sandwich man’ sub at lunch with extra meat.

I didn’t punch the guy i ate lunch with who told me a story of how his wife cooks, cleans, etc and loves 3 somes.

I haven’t missed a work out since i recovered from a rotator cuff injury 4 weeks ago. LOL

I am catholic, male, straight, married (9 years), never divorced, a father, have a $2,100 mortgage, 3 cars, 2 paid for, not credit card debit, a tractor (not a john deer), a cool dog, and a lot of food.

My gym membership at gold’s is $19.00 even!

I paid $5,700 in property tax last year.

I pay $13.76 in health care a month.

My pension pays $1 for every $1 I put in it, I put in 6.25% of my salary per year.

FYI I’m happy, health and not a drug abuser or dealer or deviant! Stupid freakin government!

Hey another Croat, where you from in PA?

I’m going to be a tata!

(that’s daddy in Serbian/Croatian)

And, my gym membership is only $18.75, ha!

[quote]Aragorn wrote:
Xen Nova wrote:
i made 5k last night…

Selling crack?[/quote]

no forex, euro/usd has been my bitch lately

[quote]Jetric9 wrote:
I dated Jamie Eason.[/quote]

you win. now story up.

[quote]Xen Nova wrote:
Jetric9 wrote:
I dated Jamie Eason.

you win. now story up.[/quote]

No don’t, my heart can’t take it.

Kako ste?

im in south central pa. And congratulations stata papa!

boy or girl?

So I’m in the elevator the other day when a small guy gets into the elevator, when he gets in he notices a me standing next to him. Ilook down upon the small guy and say, “7 foot tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch dick, 3 pound left ball, 3 pound right ball, Turner Brown.”

The small guy faints!

I guy pick up the small guy and brings him to, slapping his face and shaking him and asks the small guy, “What’s wrong?”

The small guy says, “Excuse me but what did you say?”

I look down and says, “7 foot tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch dick, 3 pound left ball, 3 pound right ball, my name is Turner Brown.”

The small guy says, "Thank God, I thought you said, “Turn around.”

my baby sitter was Stacey Williams.

I can hum and whistle at the same time.
No shit.

I clogged the toilet this morning.

[quote]mundele wrote:
Steel Nation wrote:
I am walking and driving again after being on crutches for 10 weeks. O’Doyle RULES!

Congrats man, crutches are a drag. What did you do to yourself?[/quote]

I dislocated my right hip in a bad skiing accident.