Bouncers: Craziest Beatdown/Situation?

[quote]Beowulf66 wrote:
Everyone that has bounced knows that women fighting are THE WORST. Much more difficult than men in almost all aspects, many people established that in the last thread. Last weekend there were two women who apparently hated eachother (she stole my boyfriend, she’s a slut, the usual woman crap) and they have a few words. Well we separate them, because it wasn’t too bad, and they went to different ends of the bar for a while.

A few hours later it’s getting pretty busy, and these two decide it’s time to finish what they started. So one throws a beer at the other and they’re off fighting. Me and another bouncer each grab one, politely mind you;bear hug from behind, nothing inappropriate, no touching, and separate them a little. Well they both turn and try to take out their aggression on us, scratching, hair pulling, you know typical women crap.

Our cocktail waitress, who is smokin hot, and unbeknownest to anyone apparently a weightlifter of some kind, sees this going on and comes over to help. She comes over to the situation and botch of the women (who are still relatively close) try to claw at her and slap her when she says to leave the bar. Well, The cocktail didn’t take that shit. She turns to the one i’m holding and just cold-cocks her right in the face. I mean a nice gush of blood from the nose and everything. SO the other trouble maker yells “YEAH!! TAKE THAT YOU SLUT!!” yelling at her rival, when the cocktail turns and does the exact same thing to her. We threw the two out and both me and the other bouncer bought the cocktail a drink.

I don’t think I’ve ever been more turned on in my life[/quote]

Amen; haven’t had many but women are by far the worst. First, it takes a woman alot more anger to begin fighting in the first place - generally speaking. So when they do fight, they are usually 100% committed. With guys, one or both is usually counting on and/or waiting for someone to break it up and save his ass. Breaking up two girls is like breaking up two dogs from fighting.

[quote]TheBodyGuard wrote:

Naw gotta disagre there with that…yes as a former bouncer. I think its a pretty pussy ass move for a big guy (like us bouncers) to use more force than necessary to remove someone that is (1) usually untrained and (2) most likely drunk. To throw or use someone as a human battering ram and this other shit I hear is the real pussy shit. It makes you a bully plain and simple. I used to work with bullies like this and they were nothing by themselves…like most bullies are. Now I’m not trying to get all sensitive on the thread here - there IS a time to get down - like when you are attacked. And I’ve gotten down plenty and I guess if I mentally masturbated enough, I’d have plenty of stories to tell. But so far, most of these stories are a bunch of bully the drunk patron pussy shit. I called everyone on it; let the flaming begin…but I bet you can’t pick me up and send me thru any door.

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As I’ve mentioned before in the thread I worked hard to ensure that I didn’t use more force than necessary in most situations. This particular fellow that I hit the door with had been assaulting a waitress, we could have had him arrested and charged with sexual assault. Plus, the first time I threw him out I was gentle and walked him out, it was the second time he came in after I had told him he wasn’t welcome back that I ran him at the door.

I also had forgotten the door was locked, I wouldn’t have done it if I’d thought I was running him into a solid wall.

But when someone assaults a friend of mine then comes back into my bar again I do get a little aggitated.

You gotta admit the plunger one was just funny, I didn’t hurt the guy and it probably all washed out of his shirt. The whole point of that story was the lack of violence.

STU

I was in a club one evening, people watching, not working, and saw some guy try to pick up another guy’s girl. They throw a few profanities at each other, and eventually the girl grabs her guy’s arm, pulling him away. One more profanity, and they turn to leave. The guy who was trying to pick her up, no joke, spins his beer bottle over, gripping it by the neck, and swings it at her head.

I was standing right there, so I wrapped the guy’s arm up, and he never made contact with anyone. Then they came. This club must have hired psychic bouncers or something, because I’ve never seen them respond to something so fast. I’m in the middle of getting ready to pull this guy to the floor, and they’re just suddenly there, four of them, pulling him out of my arms, dragging him out of the club, and giving him a few shots on the way. It was like watching 350 pound ninjas go to work.

Not a bouncer myself but i do have several friends who are. One thing they have all told me is the toll it takes on them mentally and especially on their relationships. One friend in particular said he knew every night he was gonna have to get into it with someone (college town, drunk asshole fratboys). He said he would go into his room by himself an hour before work and mentally prepare himself. And an hour after work he was still amped/pissed and said he hated taking that home to his wife and daughter.
So how about it? You guys have similiar situations?

I am a bartender, not a bouncer, which leaves me in the best position to witness some of this shit…

A few years ago I was working in a small club, where we had no bouncer. The town I was living in was filled with hillbillies and they were always acting like complete assholes. One night in particular, this big cowboy walks up to my manager (a 5-9’ Italian guy, about 240 lbs) and says “you the bouncer…”

My manager jokingly replies “no, i’m the bellhop” and laughs. Well the cowboy takes this as an insult and throws a punch. This was a mistake…

My manager’s Italian mafia persona comes out and he drops this guy in one punch and proceeds to start kicking him repeatedly while he is down. The cowboy’s friend sees him getting beat down and grabs my manager by the shoulder. Without hesitation my manager turns and bellows “your next” while pointing at him. The friend shrinks into the crowd very quickly and goes and cowers in the corner.

Manager drags cowboy outside and calmly walks back in the front door, and the situation has been dealt with. UNTIL, he actually hunts the other guy down and chases him around the pool table until he catches him and gives him the same beatdown and drag out the front door that he gave the first guy.

I have never seen anything so comical in my life. Of course, as expected in the world as we know it, my manager was “let go” the next day.

Still funny as shit though,

Jackson

I bounced at a little Latin club for about two years and,I tell you what, I looked forward to it. It was a fun gig,getting paid to take out some physical agression every night. I never took anything home or had to get prepaired for it though, but when I got there I was focused. Damn! I miss that job. I got paid cash, ate and drank for free when I was off. And OHHH MY the Latin women were so sexy.

[quote]Beowulf66 wrote:
Everyone that has bounced knows that women fighting are THE WORST. Much more difficult than men in almost all aspects, many people established that in the last thread. Last weekend there were two women who apparently hated eachother (she stole my boyfriend, she’s a slut, the usual woman crap) and they have a few words. Well we separate them, because it wasn’t too bad, and they went to different ends of the bar for a while.

A few hours later it’s getting pretty busy, and these two decide it’s time to finish what they started. So one throws a beer at the other and they’re off fighting. Me and another bouncer each grab one, politely mind you;bear hug from behind, nothing inappropriate, no touching, and separate them a little. Well they both turn and try to take out their aggression on us, scratching, hair pulling, you know typical women crap.

Our cocktail waitress, who is smokin hot, and unbeknownest to anyone apparently a weightlifter of some kind, sees this going on and comes over to help. She comes over to the situation and botch of the women (who are still relatively close) try to claw at her and slap her when she says to leave the bar. Well, The cocktail didn’t take that shit. She turns to the one i’m holding and just cold-cocks her right in the face. I mean a nice gush of blood from the nose and everything. SO the other trouble maker yells “YEAH!! TAKE THAT YOU SLUT!!” yelling at her rival, when the cocktail turns and does the exact same thing to her. We threw the two out and both me and the other bouncer bought the cocktail a drink.

I don’t think I’ve ever been more turned on in my life[/quote]

I wish I was there. I’d have needed a couple shots to calm down after watching that…

I’ve been considering working the door, but man I don’t want to do it for s##t money.

Might be better off trying to find a better-paying waitering job.

[quote]Sturat wrote:
As a doorman one of the worst things you can do is take things personally, that’s when you hurt someone and end up in jail.

I have to admit that I wouldn’t even remember what someone called me 10 minutes afterward unless it was particularely creative and I wanted to save it for later use. If you let yourself start taking things personally you’ll get upset and if you get upset you’ll make bad decisions.

Remember that as a doorman your job is to get trouble makers out of the club, not hurt them. I prefered to give everyone the chance to walk out under their own power and would escalate the force from there as necessary to ensure they left.

STU[/quote]

The other thing to keep in mind is you are the first line of defense and people know where you work.

You might kick someone’s ass and send them packing one night, only to have that guy and 15 of his buddies (who might be armed) show-up the next night looking to even the score.

Sometimes working security is like having a big bull’s eye on your chest… if it’s always best if you try not to make any more enemies than you have to.

[quote]jjoseph_x wrote:

The other thing to keep in mind is you are the first line of defense and people know where you work.

You might kick someone’s ass and send them packing one night, only to have that guy and 15 of his buddies (who might be armed) show-up the next night looking to even the score.

Sometimes working security is like having a big bull’s eye on your chest… if it’s always best if you try not to make any more enemies than you have to.

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You know, I always remained prepared for this, but after 3 years of doing this kind of work and having my life threatened on a near-nightly basis, I never had one single shit talker back up their mouth. “I’m comin’ back wit ma boys and we’re goin ta tear this muthafucka up!” “Ima go git ma nine!”, blah, blah, blah.

I’d always just say, “I get off at two fifteen. Be here.” I figured if someone was really serious about shooting me, he wouldn’t announce it in front of a crowd, and even if he was that stupid, shit man I can’t dodge bullets, so whatever.

Once, after I had gone home, I heard of a small group of shitheads waiting for some of the other bouncers to leave. From what I was told there were about 4-5 of them and only two bouncers who were going to their cars. Unbeknownst to the crowd of drunken dickweeds, one of these bouncers had a small landscaping business and drove his work truck that night. Ignoring their taunts, he reached into the bed of his pickup, pulled out a chainsaw, fired it up, and started running at them (more of a half-hearted jog just to scare them; the closest he came to them was about twenty yards). All of the shit-talking morons hauled ass, got in their cars and left.

From then on, we called this guy Leatherface.

[quote]TheBodyGuard wrote:

Naw gotta disagre there with that…yes as a former bouncer. I think its a pretty pussy ass move for a big guy (like us bouncers) to use more force than necessary to remove someone that is (1) usually untrained and (2) most likely drunk.[/quote]

I feel you, but on the flip side I think it’s a pretty stupid move for someone who is untrained to get so dumb-ass drunk that he fights big guys (like us) and can’t even put his arms up to open a door.

Hmmm… So shoving a guy toward the door is “pussy shit”? Unless his hands are cuffed behind his back, I just don’t see your “human battering ram” analogy. Drama queen much?

See my earlier post on this subject.

I can’t vouch for the other guy’s story, but how do you know that wasn’t the case in the one I told? Hell, I only saw the aftermath myself, having been at the other end of the club working the front door.

A person with the will to resist or fight should have the faculties to put their arms up and open a door. The other factors involved were unknowns (doors being locked, made of glass, etc.)

Well, that seems to be the purpose of this thread; tell us all how you perfectly handled every situation you came across, and were never the least bit overly agressive, ever.

Most? I don’t question your integrity, just your selective reading skills.

Yes, you have shamed us all, being the paragon of piety that you are. Let us all hang our heads in shame.

The funniest thing that happened was one night I went in to work with a very bad cut(7 stitches) on my left hand. It is a college bar so scuffles don’t happen regularly. Anyway this guy was way too drunk and started talking shit to literally everybody in the bar. I ask him to leave and he starts walking out but then turns to taunt people again.

I grabbed him with just my right arm since he was not a very big guy and started dragging him out but he started squirming out of my grip. All of a sudden I felt him stop struggling. My friend who works as the bartender had his big hands around the guys neck. His face turned purple! I thanked him for his assistance and he said he knew the guy in high school and hated him so he was happy to help. LOL.

Later that same night a fight broke out and without thinking I grabbed the guy who started it and shoved him out the door and into the wall of the building. In the process I popped 2 of my stitches and there was blood everywhere.

Five minutes later the idiot picks a fight in front of a row of cop cars and gets arrested.

[quote]Digital Chainsaw wrote:
TheBodyGuard wrote:

Naw gotta disagre there with that…yes as a former bouncer. I think its a pretty pussy ass move for a big guy (like us bouncers) to use more force than necessary to remove someone that is (1) usually untrained and (2) most likely drunk.

I feel you, but on the flip side I think it’s a pretty stupid move for someone who is untrained to get so dumb-ass drunk that he fights big guys (like us) and can’t even put his arms up to open a door.

To throw or use someone as a human battering ram and this other shit I hear is the real pussy shit.

Hmmm… So shoving a guy toward the door is “pussy shit”? Unless his hands are cuffed behind his back, I just don’t see your “human battering ram” analogy. Drama queen much?

It makes you a bully plain and simple.

See my earlier post on this subject.

I used to work with bullies like this and they were nothing by themselves…like most bullies are. Now I’m not trying to get all sensitive on the thread here - there IS a time to get down - like when you are attacked.

I can’t vouch for the other guy’s story, but how do you know that wasn’t the case in the one I told? Hell, I only saw the aftermath myself, having been at the other end of the club working the front door.

A person with the will to resist or fight should have the faculties to put their arms up and open a door. The other factors involved were unknowns (doors being locked, made of glass, etc.)

And I’ve gotten down plenty and I guess if I mentally masturbated enough, I’d have plenty of stories to tell.

Well, that seems to be the purpose of this thread; tell us all how you perfectly handled every situation you came across, and were never the least bit overly agressive, ever.

But so far, most of these stories are a bunch of bully the drunk patron pussy shit.

Most? I don’t question your integrity, just your selective reading skills.

I called everyone on it; let the flaming begin…but I bet you can’t pick me up and send me thru any door.

Yes, you have shamed us all, being the paragon of piety that you are. Let us all hang our heads in shame.
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I see the higher intellect is at work here NOT. My posts stands. I wasn’t intending to be “selective” or attack any one post but the overwhelming content of the thread which seemed to be just a bunch of I did this to this guy bullshit. No one should be pushed head first thru a door. If you think that action can be defended b/c said person should lift his arms - you’re an asshole plain and simple.

Most guys are fighting or acting a fool b/c they are drunk. How did they get drunk? One of your coworkers, an employee of the bar, broke the law and served a visibly intoxicated person. To throw someone thru a door b/c they are drunk and starting trouble, and then blaming them for not getting their arms up to open the door is just asshole shit.

Like I said, you couldn’t throw me thru the door period. I’ve thrown out lots of assholes and no, I’ve never gotten carried away; have I used force? All the damn time. But the force I used was never out of proportion to the resistance I faced. You trying to hit me? You’ll get hit. Etc. But as a 275lb powerlifter / trained fighter, I have no excuse in my mind, as a bouncer or a “man”, to pick someone up who is drunk, smaller than me, untrained, etc., and use him as a means to open a door. That’s asshole shit. You want to make this post about something you did - I’ll be happy to oblige.

The fact is, the industry is chock full of a bunch of guys that are big but their hearts pump cool aid when alone. They are tough when working with a crew - nothing by themselves. I know, I worked with plenty of them. They’d start shit for weeks, bully people, assault people and then I’d tell them I’d be away next weekend on a bodyguard job and next thing guys don’t want to show up to work. If you’re not that type, fine. But don’t try to defend using someone as a battering ram.

If you can’t exit a drunk untrained patron from the premises in a way other than which you described, I think you can pretty much figure out what I think. Drama queen? I just point out the obvious. And maybe, just maybe, I’ve been to court a few more times than you in connection with ejecting someone. But again, I’ll repeat; I attacked the content of the thread, not your post. But we can certainly debate the moral, legal reasons why you did what you did. Wouldn’t be much of a debate though - you have no defense.

You should have left this post alone frankly. First, to assault someone who can’t defend themselves is the epitomy of being a pussy. Second, if he filed charges, you’d lose. Third, if he sued the bar, they’d lose. I’m waiting to hear your next post telling me how any part of that situation was a win…for you personally or the establishment.

[quote]TheBodyGuard wrote:
Digital Chainsaw wrote:
TheBodyGuard wrote:

Naw gotta disagre there with that…yes as a former bouncer. I think its a pretty pussy ass move for a big guy (like us bouncers) to use more force than necessary to remove someone that is (1) usually untrained and (2) most likely drunk.

I feel you, but on the flip side I think it’s a pretty stupid move for someone who is untrained to get so dumb-ass drunk that he fights big guys (like us) and can’t even put his arms up to open a door.

To throw or use someone as a human battering ram and this other shit I hear is the real pussy shit.

Hmmm… So shoving a guy toward the door is “pussy shit”? Unless his hands are cuffed behind his back, I just don’t see your “human battering ram” analogy. Drama queen much?

It makes you a bully plain and simple.

See my earlier post on this subject.

I used to work with bullies like this and they were nothing by themselves…like most bullies are. Now I’m not trying to get all sensitive on the thread here - there IS a time to get down - like when you are attacked.

I can’t vouch for the other guy’s story, but how do you know that wasn’t the case in the one I told? Hell, I only saw the aftermath myself, having been at the other end of the club working the front door.

A person with the will to resist or fight should have the faculties to put their arms up and open a door. The other factors involved were unknowns (doors being locked, made of glass, etc.)

And I’ve gotten down plenty and I guess if I mentally masturbated enough, I’d have plenty of stories to tell.

Well, that seems to be the purpose of this thread; tell us all how you perfectly handled every situation you came across, and were never the least bit overly agressive, ever.

But so far, most of these stories are a bunch of bully the drunk patron pussy shit.

Most? I don’t question your integrity, just your selective reading skills.

I called everyone on it; let the flaming begin…but I bet you can’t pick me up and send me thru any door.

Yes, you have shamed us all, being the paragon of piety that you are. Let us all hang our heads in shame.

I see the higher intellect is at work here NOT. My posts stands. I wasn’t intending to be “selective” or attack any one post but the overwhelming content of the thread which seemed to be just a bunch of I did this to this guy bullshit. No one should be pushed head first thru a door. If you think that action can be defended b/c said person should lift his arms - you’re an asshole plain and simple.

Most guys are fighting or acting a fool b/c they are drunk. How did they get drunk? One of your coworkers, an employee of the bar, broke the law and served a visibly intoxicated person. To throw someone thru a door b/c they are drunk and starting trouble, and then blaming them for not getting their arms up to open the door is just asshole shit.

Like I said, you couldn’t throw me thru the door period. I’ve thrown out lots of assholes and no, I’ve never gotten carried away; have I used force? All the damn time. But the force I used was never out of proportion to the resistance I faced. You trying to hit me? You’ll get hit. Etc. But as a 275lb powerlifter / trained fighter, I have no excuse in my mind, as a bouncer or a “man”, to pick someone up who is drunk, smaller than me, untrained, etc., and use him as a means to open a door. That’s asshole shit. You want to make this post about something you did - I’ll be happy to oblige.

The fact is, the industry is chock full of a bunch of guys that are big but their hearts pump cool aid when alone. They are tough when working with a crew - nothing by themselves. I know, I worked with plenty of them. They’d start shit for weeks, bully people, assault people and then I’d tell them I’d be away next weekend on a bodyguard job and next thing guys don’t want to show up to work. If you’re not that type, fine. But don’t try to defend using someone as a battering ram.

If you can’t exit a drunk untrained patron from the premises in a way other than which you described, I think you can pretty much figure out what I think. Drama queen? I just point out the obvious. And maybe, just maybe, I’ve been to court a few more times than you in connection with ejecting someone. But again, I’ll repeat; I attacked the content of the thread, not your post. But we can certainly debate the moral, legal reasons why you did what you did. Wouldn’t be much of a debate though - you have no defense.

You should have left this post alone frankly. First, to assault someone who can’t defend themselves is the epitomy of being a pussy. Second, if he filed charges, you’d lose. Third, if he sued the bar, they’d lose. I’m waiting to hear your next post telling me how any part of that situation was a win…for you personally or the establishment.

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Way to go man, you hopped into a cool thread and started preaching to everybody, sweet.

Bla Bla Bla… I’m 275lbs… Bla Bla Bla… I’m the Guido Bruce Lee… Bla Bla Bla.

Guess what… the dude had his hand up her skirt!! if that was YOUR girlfriend me thinks that you might have been a little more upset, and it you were not, well that’s more downside than upside my friend.

Oh, and before you say it…I’m SURE my puny 220lbs could not POSSIBILY throw you thru that door.

[quote]UtahLama wrote:
TheBodyGuard wrote:
Digital Chainsaw wrote:
TheBodyGuard wrote:

Naw gotta disagre there with that…yes as a former bouncer. I think its a pretty pussy ass move for a big guy (like us bouncers) to use more force than necessary to remove someone that is (1) usually untrained and (2) most likely drunk.

I feel you, but on the flip side I think it’s a pretty stupid move for someone who is untrained to get so dumb-ass drunk that he fights big guys (like us) and can’t even put his arms up to open a door.

To throw or use someone as a human battering ram and this other shit I hear is the real pussy shit.

Hmmm… So shoving a guy toward the door is “pussy shit”? Unless his hands are cuffed behind his back, I just don’t see your “human battering ram” analogy. Drama queen much?

It makes you a bully plain and simple.

See my earlier post on this subject.

I used to work with bullies like this and they were nothing by themselves…like most bullies are. Now I’m not trying to get all sensitive on the thread here - there IS a time to get down - like when you are attacked.

I can’t vouch for the other guy’s story, but how do you know that wasn’t the case in the one I told? Hell, I only saw the aftermath myself, having been at the other end of the club working the front door.

A person with the will to resist or fight should have the faculties to put their arms up and open a door. The other factors involved were unknowns (doors being locked, made of glass, etc.)

And I’ve gotten down plenty and I guess if I mentally masturbated enough, I’d have plenty of stories to tell.

Well, that seems to be the purpose of this thread; tell us all how you perfectly handled every situation you came across, and were never the least bit overly agressive, ever.

But so far, most of these stories are a bunch of bully the drunk patron pussy shit.

Most? I don’t question your integrity, just your selective reading skills.

I called everyone on it; let the flaming begin…but I bet you can’t pick me up and send me thru any door.

Yes, you have shamed us all, being the paragon of piety that you are. Let us all hang our heads in shame.

I see the higher intellect is at work here NOT. My posts stands. I wasn’t intending to be “selective” or attack any one post but the overwhelming content of the thread which seemed to be just a bunch of I did this to this guy bullshit. No one should be pushed head first thru a door. If you think that action can be defended b/c said person should lift his arms - you’re an asshole plain and simple.

Most guys are fighting or acting a fool b/c they are drunk. How did they get drunk? One of your coworkers, an employee of the bar, broke the law and served a visibly intoxicated person. To throw someone thru a door b/c they are drunk and starting trouble, and then blaming them for not getting their arms up to open the door is just asshole shit.

Like I said, you couldn’t throw me thru the door period. I’ve thrown out lots of assholes and no, I’ve never gotten carried away; have I used force? All the damn time. But the force I used was never out of proportion to the resistance I faced. You trying to hit me? You’ll get hit. Etc. But as a 275lb powerlifter / trained fighter, I have no excuse in my mind, as a bouncer or a “man”, to pick someone up who is drunk, smaller than me, untrained, etc., and use him as a means to open a door. That’s asshole shit. You want to make this post about something you did - I’ll be happy to oblige.

The fact is, the industry is chock full of a bunch of guys that are big but their hearts pump cool aid when alone. They are tough when working with a crew - nothing by themselves. I know, I worked with plenty of them. They’d start shit for weeks, bully people, assault people and then I’d tell them I’d be away next weekend on a bodyguard job and next thing guys don’t want to show up to work. If you’re not that type, fine. But don’t try to defend using someone as a battering ram.

If you can’t exit a drunk untrained patron from the premises in a way other than which you described, I think you can pretty much figure out what I think. Drama queen? I just point out the obvious. And maybe, just maybe, I’ve been to court a few more times than you in connection with ejecting someone. But again, I’ll repeat; I attacked the content of the thread, not your post. But we can certainly debate the moral, legal reasons why you did what you did. Wouldn’t be much of a debate though - you have no defense.

You should have left this post alone frankly. First, to assault someone who can’t defend themselves is the epitomy of being a pussy. Second, if he filed charges, you’d lose. Third, if he sued the bar, they’d lose. I’m waiting to hear your next post telling me how any part of that situation was a win…for you personally or the establishment.

Way to go man, you hopped into a cool thread and started preaching to everybody, sweet.

Bla Bla Bla… I’m 275lbs… Bla Bla Bla… I’m the Guido Bruce Lee… Bla Bla Bla.

Guess what… the dude had his hand up her skirt!! if that was YOUR girlfriend me thinks that you might have been a little more upset, and it you were not, well that’s more downside than upside my friend.

Oh, and before you say it…I’m SURE my puny 220lbs could not POSSIBILY throw you thru that door.
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Yeah; real cool thread - I beat this guy up, bla bla bla to use your venacular. Cool yes, if you’re 22 years old. Grow up. Funny thread when discussing the various hi jinx that occurs and the things you see as a bouncer? Absolutely. We all have stories. Most are funny. Tossing some drunk thru a door is not funny. It’s not very “T-man” like. It’s being a bully. And no, I’m not preaching - I’m pointing out the obvious. No, you couldn’t throw me out the door - yes, you are puny at 220 - I’d flinch and knock your punk ass out.

How do I know you are a punk? You think the post was cool. Nuff said. You probably lifted weight b/c you got picked on. I lifted weights b/c I caught the powerlifting fever after helping a training partner at a meet. Real funny; throwing a drunk asshole thru the door. Very cool. Now that’s hard core tough. LMFAO. And, I don’t remember it being “his” girlfriend - just a waitress but if I’m wrong I stand corrected.

My original post was not an attack on his, it was an observation about the general, “I kicked this dude’s ass” bullshit. It’s why the “industry” sucks. It’s why bars get sued. It’s why I can’t win in court when someone accuses me of assaulting them. Because someone like you thinks he has big balls b/c he threw out a drunk. Want big balls? Get in a ring and fight someone else that wants to fight. Maybe you do, maybe you don’t - I could care less.

And since you went there - I’ll go back there - at 220 yes, you’re nothing…truth hurts? Size DOES matter. Have at that post…have fun. Ask enough girls and they’ll tell you size doesn’t matter. Enough of you 220 and below guys get together here and you’ll convince yourselves the same lolololol. Have at it.

TBG, seriously now…the guy has said several times he didn’t know the damn door was locked. Give it a rest.

To all the other people actually posting on topic: thank you…it’s been a fun read.

Well, I got asked to do a little job once outside of Kansas City at a wild little place called the Double Douche. Me and my buddy Sam E. had run up against some mob types trying to shake down the bar, hell shake down the whole town.

We had to dig pretty deep into our Tai Chi bag of tricks, but in the end we prevailed. If theres one thing to remember… Be nice. Until that is it’s time not to be nice. :slight_smile:

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[quote]Dedicated wrote:
Well, I got asked to do a little job once outside of Kansas City at a wild little place called the Double Douche. Me and my buddy Sam E. had run up against some mob types trying to shake down the bar, hell shake down the whole town.

We had to dig pretty deep into our Tai Chi bag of tricks, but in the end we prevailed. If theres one thing to remember… Be nice. Until that is it’s time not to be nice. :slight_smile:

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You forgot the most important part, you did it all while keeping your feathered mullet intact.

[quote]TheBodyGuard wrote:

I see the higher intellect is at work here NOT. My posts stands. I wasn’t intending to be “selective” or attack any one post but the overwhelming content of the thread which seemed to be just a bunch of I did this to this guy bullshit. [/quote]

Again, if this is what you think, you did not read any of my posts. I only talked about me using force once, and that was to save a puny cop’s ass. There are only a few posts on this whole thread that even talk about use of force at all, let alone beating someone’s ass, so what the fuck are you talking about?

An unfortunate accident in the case I cited; I never said it was cool or even implied that. I just related an extreme story. Learn to read.

OK, I’m an asshole, then. Whatever you say. Funny how the “patron” had plenty of energy to take shots at one of my guys, though, but can’t stop himself from a shove.

Not my problem. People drink of their own free will; there is no one funneling it down their throats. If someone can’t handle their liquor (by this, I mean if it makes them fight 275 lb. guys), they shouldn’t be drinking!

Rinse, repeat…

Do you realize what a blowhard jackass you look like even saying, let alone repeating that on an internet board?

Well, that’s something we have in common; neither have I.

Exactly. So if you weren’t there, how do you know what the patron did or what methods were justified in putting his ass down?

There you go again, conjuring up this small, weak little drunk guy in your mind as an opponent. Way to project.

JTFC, I said the exact same thing in an earlier post! Fuck, dude, read before you condemn!

Well, I’m not that type, which you would know if you’d read and/or retained anything I’ve written in this thread. Go back, check it out, get to know me. You might find we have more in common than you were willing to jump to conclusions about.

Oh, yes, the “battering ram” defense. Johnny Cochran would be proud.

I guess you have because I have never been to court for that reason. Why? Because I’ve never done anything on the job that would put my actions in question. Looks like you can’t say the same. Oh, uh, you might want to polish your halo now, it’s looking a little tarnished. ;p

Fair enough. I’ll repeat; There are only a few posts on this whole thread that even talk about use of force at all, let alone beating someone’s ass, so what the fuck are you talking about?

Ummm… What… I did? Go back and read my last post. I’ll wait here while you finish up that crow.

You’re right, I’m shaking from your astounding inability to read and comprehend English. What was I thinking?

A conclusion you have jumped to. Go on…

I agree.

Why? I didn’t do anything.

Maybe, maybe not. At $10 an hour, I don’t see why I should have given a shit.

Wow, and I’m waiting for you to try and fit one more word in my mouth; you’ve stuffed it to overflowing as it is!

When the hell did I say it was a “win”, or even imply it? I talked about the incident, and then how I and another bouncer kept the guy who went through the door from getting his ass stomped by some other creeps, that’s it. If you must know, the whole thing made me a little nauseated. I was ready to fire the bouncer responsible until I found out that the guy who got KO’d had punched out a girl (split the skin on her cheek bone, too; pretty ugly), then took repeated swings at the bouncer who was closest and engaged him. As told by eyewitness accounts, it went down like this hereafter:

Patron throws wild right cross, misses.
Bouncer ducks under punch and puts patron in a half-nelson with right arm, grabbing patron’s belt/rear of pants with his left.
In an attempt to both 1) distance himself so as not to get swung on again, and 2) get the patron out the door, bouncer shoves patron toward exit door from about 15 feet away, freeing patron’s arms to protect himself from facial damage. You have already heard the rest, so I’ll stop here. Oh, by the way, the patron in question was about 6’ and about 210.

So those are the facts. Why didn’t I mention them earlier? Probably because it was irrelevant to the goddamn topic! I should know, having started the thread and all…

A little different from your 5’6", 140 lb., half-conscious weakling that you conjured up to fit this scenario, huh? In that kind of case, I’m with you 100% My only problem with your holier-than-thou rant was that you were putting this face on every story involving force told on this thread and neglecting other, glaring facts, like that the guy in Sturat’s story was a persistent sexual predator that was let out nicely the first time. What happened after was an accident and was told in that context, but you read into it what you wanted to, called everyone on this thread pussies, implied that we are all practicing “mental masturbation” by sharing these stories, and then added nothing but your own hot air to the thread.

Now, Bodyguard, I wouldn’t have taken the time to type all of this if I thought you were a complete troll. You’re fairly articulate, and I’m giving you the benefit of the doubt because it’s apparent that we agree on more than we disagree with when it comes to bouncer conduct. I just wish you would have taken the time to read everything I’ve written throughout this thread before you decided to jump on your soap box and whizz in everyone’s Cheerios.

[quote]Nino wrote:
TBG, seriously now…the guy has said several times he didn’t know the damn door was locked. Give it a rest.

To all the other people actually posting on topic: thank you…it’s been a fun read.[/quote]

You are most welcome. I thought it would be when I started it, and, apart from a 275 lb. fly in the ointment, these stories have been great to read.