Be jealous of Edward Cullen
[quote]lordstorm88 wrote:
Be jealous of Edward Cullen [/quote]
Jacob’s physique is unattainable because he’s on steroids
haha, this thread chock full of win…good stuff.
something I have seen a lot lately in the gym…bench press leg raise combo exercise thingy.
some skinny or smat guy on a bench press, does a rep or two with 95-135lbs, and without racking the weight, will hold the weight at arms lockout and do some leg raises.
AWESOME!
several moths ago, before my recent health problems, I was really tearing it up on my OL training, even had some thoughts of doing a masters competition, after looking at the numbers for my age and weight class for my state I saw that my numbers would put me in the thick of things at the state level.
anyhoo, the commercial gym I train at has bumper plates and a OL platform, which is in the corner of the free weight/machine area.
needless to say I was gettting a lot of attention.
this small guy came up to me multiple times, asking me about what I was doing, how to structure a program, and no matter what I said to the guy he just did NOT get it.
I basically told him to grab a barbell and put some weight on it and lift heavy and hard as often as recovery allows.
he would always want to hear something else, and state he did not want to get too big, wanted to “tone” yes thats right, he said “tone” blah blah
I finally and not so nicely told him he was in the wrong place and talking to the wrong person.
I remember saying something to the effect:
" I know how to get you big and strong. If that is not what you are after, I suggest you take up some other activity other than training in a gym, and getting advice from me"
[quote]heavythrower wrote:
several moths ago, before my recent health problems, I was really tearing it up on my OL training, even had some thoughts of doing a masters competition, after looking at the numbers for my age and weight class for my state I saw that my numbers would put me in the thick of things at the state level.
anyhoo, the commercial gym I train at has bumper plates and a OL platform, which is in the corner of the free weight/machine area.
needless to say I was gettting a lot of attention.
this small guy came up to me multiple times, asking me about what I was doing, how to structure a program, and no matter what I said to the guy he just did NOT get it.
I basically told him to grab a barbell and put some weight on it and lift heavy and hard as often as recovery allows.
he would always want to hear something else, and state he did not want to get too big, wanted to “tone” yes thats right, he said “tone” blah blah
I finally and not so nicely told him he was in the wrong place and talking to the wrong person.
I remember saying something to the effect:
" I know how to get you big and strong. If that is not what you are after, I suggest you take up some other activity other than training in a gym, and getting advice from me"[/quote]
win
He’s not just on steroids. He’s a werewolf on steroids. Humans are lucky if they can even see their abs. With steroids.
[quote]some skinny or smat guy on a bench press, does a rep or two with 95-135lbs, and without racking the weight, will hold the weight at arms lockout and do some leg raises.
AWESOME! [/quote]
ahahahahahahaha I like it. Maybe I’ll try it. I should start going to a normal gym again just to make fun of people by … well… imitating them.
Does anyone know Christian Bale’s diet and training program for his role in the Machinist? Dude’s ripped without all the gross muscle that girls hate.
What do you think? Too big?
DAMN dude. Is that you??? you look GREAT! What’s your training plan? Stats? current best lifts?
You seem to have a lot of mass on your neck still. Do you think 400pounds neck raises without a shirt on will fix it?
[quote]lordstorm88 wrote:
DAMN dude. Is that you??? you look GREAT! What’s your training plan? Stats? current best lifts?
You seem to have a lot of mass on your neck still. Do you think 400pounds neck raises without a shirt on will fix it?[/quote]
Thanks brah. Still working on the brohawk though. My training plan is basically a lot of walking and sitting. Needs to be balanced. I’m bout 5’10-5’11 110lbs. My diet is apples and coffee. My best lift is getting out of chair with both hands. I think you’re right about the neck. I figure I can break it, so that it wil atrophy in the cast.
HAHAHAHA I lost it there. You just made my day even brighter.
My best lift is getting my cock out of my pants with both hands.
[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
My best lift is getting my cock out of my pants with both hands.
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Your cock was obviously pumped full of synthol and cialis. My stand was all natural brosky.
[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
My best lift is getting my cock out of my pants with both hands.
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Put up a vid, so we can check your form.
[quote]spar4tee wrote:
What do you think? Too big?[/quote]
lol, i just spit my diet cherry pepsi all over my keyboard, haha
[quote]spar4tee wrote:
[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
My best lift is getting my cock out of my pants with both hands.
[/quote]
Your cock was obviously pumped full of synthol and cialis. My stand was all natural brosky.[/quote]
LOL!
Damn, Spar… I just checked your profile. You’re only 17? I shouldn’t even be having this topic of conversation with you.
lol
[quote]spar4tee wrote:
Does anyone know Christian Bale’s diet and training program for his role in the Machinist? Dude’s ripped without all the gross muscle that girls hate.[/quote]
ROFLMAO.
[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
[quote]spar4tee wrote:
[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
My best lift is getting my cock out of my pants with both hands.
[/quote]
Your cock was obviously pumped full of synthol and cialis. My stand was all natural brosky.[/quote]
LOL!
Damn, Spar… I just checked your profile. You’re only 17? I shouldn’t even be having this topic of conversation with you.
lol
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Just means that there IS hope for the future, ID. 
Edit: I just realized you meant because you were talking about CAWKS. Yeah, that is kinda bad. LMAO
[quote]lewhitehurst wrote:
[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
[quote]spar4tee wrote:
[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
My best lift is getting my cock out of my pants with both hands.
[/quote]
Your cock was obviously pumped full of synthol and cialis. My stand was all natural brosky.[/quote]
LOL!
Damn, Spar… I just checked your profile. You’re only 17? I shouldn’t even be having this topic of conversation with you.
lol
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Just means that there IS hope for the future, ID.
Edit: I just realized you meant because you were talking about CAWKS. Yeah, that is kinda bad. LMAO[/quote]
LOL! CAWKS. That’s it.