[quote]Sentoguy wrote:
Take the five best fighters (could be boxing, MT, MMA, whatever) and put them in a cage with a silver back gorilla. Now tell them that they must fight to the death and only the last one living can leave.
The gorilla would fucking destroy each and every one of the fighters. It would be literally ripping people’s arms out of their sockets, smashing their heads together, biting huge chunks out of them, just annihilate them. And these are the best fighters in the world, they’ve got probably close to (if not more than) a centuries worth of fight experience and technique. The gorilla on the other hand has no technique, no fight experience, just pure attributes. Yet the gorilla is gonna be the one walking out of that cage.
Now, obviously no human being is ever going to reach the level of strength that a silver back gorilla is going to posses. But the moral of the story still holds true. Attributes often times win fights, so don’t discount the crazy strong, fast, and aggressive guy just because he hasn’t trained formally in the combative arts. [/quote]
Oh yea that’s completely relevant. I’ve got a wookie who knows how to box that would throttle him.
Fucking seriously dude? You’re throwing in another species of animal to prove your point. Forget the fact that a silver back gorilla has a heavier bone structure, stronger muscles and tendons, and different lever points. Forget the fact that it’s a wild fucking animal. The argument is absolutely assinine from the start. So asinine I can’t believe that you thought stating it would make any sense at all, and be in any way relevant.
No fellas, you’re wrong. If you take an average boxer and put him up against an average bodybuilder, the bodybuilder gets murdered. If you take Ronnie Coleman and put him in the ring with Kelly Pavlik, I’ll take Pavlik giving away 130 lbs. (when Coleman is in contest shape). I’m being nice by putting him with a professional who is three inches taller and fights at Super middleweight- forget putting Coleman in there with an actual heavyweight- Klitchsho lays Coleman up in the hospital for weeks.
Hell, Pavlik himself laid out a bouncer a few years ago and got arrested for it. Tyson knocked out three guys in a casino a few years back. These fucking guys are fighters, not just weightlifters. You want to see what happens when an untrained guy squares off with a boxer? Watch Kimbo’s fights, he lines up and knocks down tons of thugs. They’re all on youtube. Here- - YouTube
It has nothing to do with pure strength- all of fighting starts with footwork. That’s how RJJ can knock down Trinidad with a stiff jab, and how Marciano had enough power to move a thousand pounds a foot off the ground with his right hand. If you’ve got no fuckin footwork, you’ve got no fight. No goddamn bodybuilder has footwork worth a shit, and so they will lose.
I’m not even going to get into the MMA scene. You want to see what happens to a bodybuilder when he steps in the Octagon? You did. It was called Brock Lesnar’s debut. That silver back gorilla got schooled in less than two minutes by one man with great technique. And Lesnar is no slouch- big time college wrestler and strong as a bull. One day he will be good- after he learns how to fight. Here’s that one- - YouTube
Lesnar fights like a brute, but takes the side mount because wrestlers love doing that. Mir waits, waits, lets Lesnar fight like a cretin, and then schools him, and Lesnar doesn’t even know what’s happening.
Fact is, you want a fucking couch moved, call a bodybuilder. You want to brawl, you call a fighter. Anyone who says otherwise is absolutely delusional.