Body Building Quotes

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Haha, thanks bro. What did you end up with today calorie wise?

[quote]TrainerinDC wrote:
Amsterdam Animal wrote:
Nice one, is that a copyrighted quote or can I use it? haha
A

TrainerinDC wrote:
This is the line I tell my clients when they fail, or have to cheat a rep, or get discouraged.

“In the gym is the only place in the world that it is okay to cheat and to fail. Cheat on your woman, get the boot. Fail on a project, get fired. Cheat here, oh well. Fail here, congratulations you just improved”

That is not compyrighted. I made that one up as far as I know. So use away. [/quote]

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What about everyone’s favorite: SHUT UP AND LIFT!!!

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You know you got it like that with me China.

Now back to the hardcore quotes so I dont lose my rep on this site :slight_smile:

[quote]chinadoll wrote:
Amsterdam Animal wrote:
Well hello my love, welcome to my thread. Let me find out that behind the sweetness and innocence, there is some hardcore lifting mentality. So thats what a dream woman looks like…

That’s so sweet~
[/quote]

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“Pain is weakness leaving the body”

Not sure who said that.

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Yeah I like that, I know it is Shut up and train, I actually ordered a shirt from Animal that was supposed to read “Shut the F… up and Train” but they send me the wrong one and it said “fuck” spelled out. So I can only wear it to the gym I dont train my clients, haha.

[quote]BIGRAGOO wrote:
What about everyone’s favorite: SHUT UP AND LIFT!!![/quote]

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I meant to say “I know it as…”

[quote]Amsterdam Animal wrote:
Yeah I like that, I know it is Shut up and train, I actually ordered a shirt from Animal that was supposed to read “Shut the F… up and Train” but they send me the wrong one and it said “fuck” spelled out. So I can only wear it to the gym I dont train my clients, haha.

BIGRAGOO wrote:
What about everyone’s favorite: SHUT UP AND LIFT!!!
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“The harder I train and better I eat…the better my genetics seem to get.”

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It’s all yours, and it works, too…

My buddy showed up for my next squat day and I happily instructed him in the ways of pain…

Great idea for a thread. Keep 'em coming…

[quote]Amsterdam Animal wrote:
LMAO, now thats some funny shit. I may have to use that quote a few times in my gym if its ok with you.

A

Ugluk wrote:
To my “light-bulb” proportioned buddy in college on the day he made me wait to squat while he finished all of his sets of curl in the power rack:

“Excuse me…are those your legs or are you standing on a chicken?”

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Finished out the day over 6000. Was brutal but I pulled it off. We will see how tomorrow turns out. I have a feeling that I won’t wanna eat.

How about this one.
“Perfect practice makes perfect technique.”

or

“No pain, no gain”

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O, it is excellent to have a giant’s strength, but it is tyrannous to use it like a giant. - William Shakespeare

Cruelty is from the weak. Gentleness is left to the strong. - Anonymous

(I remember reading this last one in an issue of Powerlifting USA years ago.)

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My old football coach:

“Let that man get behind you, and Bob’s your Uncle.” (don’t get burned deep)

“That play was as square as grannies slipper” (He said that when we screwed up).

“Know your onions” (know what you are doing)

Not lifting quotes, I know. But these will stay with me for the rest of my life. I have never heard anyone in my entire life say anything even remotely close to these. Truly unique. Strange guy, but we all loved him. HUGE man, was an Olympic decathelete in the 1930’s.

That reminds me, here’s one…with a story:

1983, I’m a freshman in HS trying out for Varsity football (I made it by the way). Some of the upper classmen didn’t like the idea of a Frosh on the team. I’m in the locker room changing when the hazing begins. We’re punching and fighting, shit is flying all around and I’m half stuffed into a locker. Coach walks in…everyone freezes in position and looks thinking we’re all dead. Coach just looks and says:

“Make sure you get your bar dips in” then leaves the room. I took a lot of abuse that season. I love bar dips.

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Good ones, cant say I have ever heard any of those.

[quote]PGJ wrote:
My old football coach:

“Let that man get behind you, and Bob’s your Uncle.” (don’t get burned deep)

“That play was as square as grannies slipper” (He said that when we screwed up).

“Know your onions” (know what you are doing)

Not lifting quotes, I know. But these will stay with me for the rest of my life. I have never heard anyone in my entire life say anything even remotely close to these. Truly unique. Strange guy, but we all loved him. HUGE man, was an Olympic decathelete in the 1930’s.

That reminds me, here’s one…with a story:

1983, I’m a freshman in HS trying out for Varsity football (I made it by the way). Some of the upper classmen didn’t like the idea of a Frosh on the team. I’m in the locker room changing when the hazing begins. We’re punching and fighting, shit is flying all around and I’m half stuffed into a locker. Coach walks in…everyone freezes in position and looks thinking we’re all dead. Coach just looks and says:

“Make sure you get your bar dips in” then leaves the room. I took a lot of abuse that season. I love bar dips. [/quote]

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This one is classic…

“[name], you lazy cock sucking motherfucker, if you miss one more shot, I will put you on a plane back to Holland myself!”

My college basketball coach to me in 1995, welcome to the US …

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Another classic…

1995 freshman year, I was a shooting guard/small forward in college but our point guard was fucking up big time, so coach starts me at the point. We are playing against BC at BC and our PG is coming in 10 minutes into the game off the bench so I can play the 2. I throw it in bounds to the guy, it goes straight through his hands, out of bounds on the other side of the court so he gets yanked.

Locker room at half time:

Coach: “…and Kenya what the fuck is wrong with you! You come in for 5 seconds and you turn the ball over?”

Kenya: “but but coach, my hands were cold”

Coach: “your hands are cold? your hands are cold? why dont you stick em up your ass and sniff em! because you smell like a rat’s ass!”

I was trying so hard not to laugh but with the hand gestures and look on his face, it was funny as shit.

A

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[quote]puglet wrote:
“The harder I train and better I eat…the better my genetics seem to get.”[/quote]

How very true…

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[quote]PGJ wrote:
My old football coach:

“Let that man get behind you, and Bob’s your Uncle.” (don’t get burned deep)

“That play was as square as grannies slipper” (He said that when we screwed up).

“Know your onions” (know what you are doing)

Not lifting quotes, I know. But these will stay with me for the rest of my life. I have never heard anyone in my entire life say anything even remotely close to these. Truly unique. Strange guy, but we all loved him. HUGE man, was an Olympic decathelete in the 1930’s.

That reminds me, here’s one…with a story:

1983, I’m a freshman in HS trying out for Varsity football (I made it by the way). Some of the upper classmen didn’t like the idea of a Frosh on the team. I’m in the locker room changing when the hazing begins. We’re punching and fighting, shit is flying all around and I’m half stuffed into a locker. Coach walks in…everyone freezes in position and looks thinking we’re all dead. Coach just looks and says:

“Make sure you get your bar dips in” then leaves the room. I took a lot of abuse that season. I love bar dips. [/quote]

Football coaches are oddballs man.

My coach had his teeth knocked out playing hockey, so the first four or five in the front was a bridge (I think that’s what its called).

When he used to get really pissed and start screaming, the fucking things would come flying out of his mouth when he wasn’t expecting it. After a while he figured this out, and so when he was going to go crazy, he’d pull the teeth out and hand it to the nearest guy and say, “Hold these” and then go on his rant.

It was hard not to laugh, even if he was yelling at you.

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“Your best? Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen.”

? The Movie ?The Rock?

And not really lifting, but still great.

“Cycling is so hard, the suffering is so intense, that it’s absolutely cleansing. The pain is so deep and strong that a curtain descends over your brain… Once, someone asked me what pleasure I took in riding for so long. ‘Pleasure?’ I said. ‘I don’t understand the question.’ I didn’t do it for pleasure. I did it for pain.”

  • Lance Armstrong
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[quote]FightinIrish26 wrote:
PGJ wrote:
My old football coach:

“Let that man get behind you, and Bob’s your Uncle.” (don’t get burned deep)

“That play was as square as grannies slipper” (He said that when we screwed up).

“Know your onions” (know what you are doing)

Not lifting quotes, I know. But these will stay with me for the rest of my life. I have never heard anyone in my entire life say anything even remotely close to these. Truly unique. Strange guy, but we all loved him. HUGE man, was an Olympic decathelete in the 1930’s.

That reminds me, here’s one…with a story:

1983, I’m a freshman in HS trying out for Varsity football (I made it by the way). Some of the upper classmen didn’t like the idea of a Frosh on the team. I’m in the locker room changing when the hazing begins. We’re punching and fighting, shit is flying all around and I’m half stuffed into a locker. Coach walks in…everyone freezes in position and looks thinking we’re all dead. Coach just looks and says:

“Make sure you get your bar dips in” then leaves the room. I took a lot of abuse that season. I love bar dips.

Football coaches are oddballs man.

My coach had his teeth knocked out playing hockey, so the first four or five in the front was a bridge (I think that’s what its called).

When he used to get really pissed and start screaming, the fucking things would come flying out of his mouth when he wasn’t expecting it. After a while he figured this out, and so when he was going to go crazy, he’d pull the teeth out and hand it to the nearest guy and say, “Hold these” and then go on his rant.

It was hard not to laugh, even if he was yelling at you.[/quote]

These are freakin’ hilarious! My senior year…new school and new coach…we’re getting crushed. Halftime coach is going nuts in the locker room trying to fire us up. Everyone is very serious and scared. At the end he screams is his deep Texas southern drawl:

“I wanna’ see sparks shoot out your ass!”

I lost it and laughed out loud. Coach hated me from then on.

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Good ones, love the LA quote. Those guys are amazing. When I was younger my dad and I would drive down to France with our bikes on top of the car and we follow the Tour. You cant fully really appreciate that level of sport till you have tried riding up against a few of those hills. One year, we tried to climb L’Alp D’Huez but we had to walk for most of the climb thats how steep it was. And those guys go flying up the hill!

[quote]Kinetix wrote:
“Your best? Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen.”

? The Movie ?The Rock?

And not really lifting, but still great.

“Cycling is so hard, the suffering is so intense, that it’s absolutely cleansing. The pain is so deep and strong that a curtain descends over your brain… Once, someone asked me what pleasure I took in riding for so long. ‘Pleasure?’ I said. ‘I don’t understand the question.’ I didn’t do it for pleasure. I did it for pain.”

  • Lance Armstrong[/quote]
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How did you not laugh!!??? I’m laughing my ass off right now. Classic. That is one of the funniest insults I’ve ever heard.