[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
AngryVader wrote:
You should throw Wol’s poop at her.
Fixed.
lol
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haha…Wol would certainly leave you with plenty of ammo for poop slinging.
lol Your brother knew what he was doing, he told her he bought it.
[quote]The_Danimal wrote:
Be the Alpha Male. Punch her where it counts.[/quote]
Woah shit!
Shit in her skillet.
[quote]LarryDavid wrote:
You already know what you have to do the next time you see her…[/quote]
That dude is 100% gangsta.
Demand she make you a blowjay
It could have been much, much worse. She could have helped herself to your chocolate chip cookies. My girlfriends teenage son did that once and had the nerve to take them upstairs without asking. I had the little bastard in tears after that one.
Then he wanted to learn about lifting weights after that episode. I am more than happy to help him, but stay the away from my supplement cabinet I have at her house, its not worth dying over. He has never been near it.
[quote]Airtruth wrote:
lol Your brother knew what he was doing, he told her he bought it.[/quote]
This.
Shit is on.
Kill that bitch.
[quote]Vicomte wrote:
My brother’s girlfriend has been living with us for months now. She goes back to her house to shower(most days), but otherwise she stays here. No one ever asked or even informed me of the addition to our family, one day I just realized that she never fucking goes home.
She doesn’t say much, and won’t even look me in the eye, so mostly I just ignore her.
A few days ago, I bought a box of Brown Sugar and Cinnamon Pop-Tarts. Not the small box, the double-size one. I placed them in the cabinet, and later, that same day, realized they had disappeared. I accused my brother of theft, who denied, explaining that he only eats the Strawberry flavor, which is true. Today I notice the smell of Pop-Tarts in the house, MY Pop-Tarts, and again I accuse him. He tells me that his girl took the box down into his room, ‘Because you always eat all of them’. Bitch stole my Pop-Tarts.
I don’t need to explain how fucked up that is.
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Stick pictures in her pooper or it didn’t happen.
Wait… wut?
[quote]Vicomte wrote:
Airtruth wrote:
lol Your brother knew what he was doing, he told her he bought it.
This.
Shit is on. [/quote]
You gotta set some rules man. Seems like you’re their bitch
This kind of crap wouldn’t sit well with me.
Do NOT touch my food without asking!!
Plus, I just <3 Pop Tarts. Especially, the unfrosted strawberry.
FTW.
Haven’t we already gone over this?
[quote]LankyMofo wrote:
FTW.
Haven’t we already gone over this?[/quote]
I am afraid you are wrong, Pop-tarts are better.
[quote]jCaesar88 wrote:
Vicomte wrote:
Airtruth wrote:
lol Your brother knew what he was doing, he told her he bought it.
This.
Shit is on.
You gotta set some rules man. Seems like you’re their bitch[/quote]
There are no rules in this house. Mostly we’re like Feudal Japan, we all have our small kingdoms, and occasionally we meet for a quick skirmish in a disputed territory, such as the kitchen. I’ve managed to make some headway in the upstairs bathroom, mostly due to a shared border, while I have ceded both the downstairs bathroom and living room due to lack of natural resources.
I plan to employ guerrilla tactics in the aforementioned bathroom, where he is vulnerable. This includes the capture and control of key elements, such as toothbrush, towel, and hair gel, which will all be contaminated with biological agents. Psy Ops will leak intelligence for purposes of degrading enemy morale.
I will not negotiate with terrorists.
[quote]John S. wrote:
LankyMofo wrote:
FTW.
Haven’t we already gone over this?
I am afraid you are wrong, Pop-tarts are better.[/quote]
Toaster Strudel is for Nazis and faggots.
Yeah who the hell eats toaster strudels?
[quote]bluefingas wrote:
My stepmom use to steal shit from me when i visited my dad, so I had to get protective of my shit.
OP, give her a facial in her sleep.[/quote]
Did that make your stepmom stop stealing from you?
[quote]PB Andy wrote:
Yeah who the hell eats toaster strudels?[/quote]
I do. There better than buttsecs.
[quote]im kenny wrote:
PB Andy wrote:
Yeah who the hell eats toaster strudels?
I do. There better than buttsecs.[/quote]
Giving end or receiving?