OP, my friend I have the solution: Buy another box and leave it where you know she’ll take it again. Before that though, lace it with acid.
This one always works for me:
Go ahead and buy another box. Let her eat a pack with no repercussions.
After she’s lured into a false sense of security, stab her to death and bury her in the woods.
she’ll learn her lesson.
[quote]WormwoodTheory wrote:
This one always works for me:
Go ahead and buy another box. Let her eat a pack with no repercussions.
After she’s lured into a false sense of security, stab her to death and bury her in the woods.
she’ll learn her lesson.[/quote]
lmfao! I was not expecting that.
[quote]im kenny wrote:
PB Andy wrote:
Yeah who the hell eats toaster strudels?
I do. There better than buttsecs with men.[/quote]
Fixed.
I hear chloroform does wonders.
do this to her
[quote]Kenpachi wrote:
Buy the chocolate pop tarts and replace the chocolate frosting with ex-lax, that will teach her :)[/quote]
x3 genius my good man pure fuckin’ GENIUS! Please do it Vic or you’re a piece-of-shit:D
[quote]decapsk8 wrote:
do this to her[/quote]
the person who did this gif for entertainment purpose is the one who need to be hit
on a cold day make some hot chocolate and put 3-6 pieces(exlax) or all of it in the drink and and give it to her,then watch the liquid shit stream out of her ass as screams in agony in the bathroom. the effects of the
of the exlax should be felt within the hour or faster…
make sure you do use chocolate exlax regular or extra strong will do.
[quote]Vicomte wrote:
jCaesar88 wrote:
Vicomte wrote:
Airtruth wrote:
lol Your brother knew what he was doing, he told her he bought it.
This.
Shit is on.
You gotta set some rules man. Seems like you’re their bitch
There are no rules in this house. Mostly we’re like Feudal Japan, we all have our small kingdoms, and occasionally we meet for a quick skirmish in a disputed territory, such as the kitchen. I’ve managed to make some headway in the upstairs bathroom, mostly due to a shared border, while I have ceded both the downstairs bathroom and living room due to lack of natural resources.
I plan to employ guerrilla tactics in the aforementioned bathroom, where he is vulnerable. This includes the capture and control of key elements, such as toothbrush, towel, and hair gel, which will all be contaminated with biological agents. Psy Ops will leak intelligence for purposes of degrading enemy morale.
I will not negotiate with terrorists.[/quote]
Sounds like you have a plan.
[quote]Vicomte wrote:
John S. wrote:
LankyMofo wrote:
FTW.
Haven’t we already gone over this?
I am afraid you are wrong, Pop-tarts are better.
Toaster Strudel is for Nazis and faggots.[/quote]
And you are not afraid to tell it like it is.
Dwight Schrute agrees: That shit is not ok.
start eatting their food, or lace the poptarts with acid as already suggested but play scary music and put a horror movie on the tv, make it a bad acid trip
^Idea?
Go buy a gallon of pre-made store lemonade. Also buy some powder lemonade mix.
When you get home, dump out the pre-made (ie. empty it), and add the powder lemonade mix.
Instead of water, use PISS.
Keep it in the fridge (note: remember NOT to drink it, dumb ass). Make it extra sweet for obvious reasons.
People learn VERY quickly not to touch your food this way. A stolen box of poptarts is a small price to pay for the look on their face when they find out they’ve been drinking piss.
Iron Dwf: I was Alpha in my shared apartment in college, especially regarding people stealing my food (and beer). I won’t talk about the “housing the roommate’s girlfriends rabbit incident”… 
[quote]SteelyD wrote:
I won’t talk about the “housing the roommate’s girlfriends rabbit incident”… :/[/quote]
Please do.
[quote]RSGZ wrote:
SteelyD wrote:
I won’t talk about the “housing the roommate’s girlfriends rabbit incident”…
Please do.[/quote]
X2. Tell me you ate it.
[quote]Ghost22 wrote:
RSGZ wrote:
SteelyD wrote:
I won’t talk about the “housing the roommate’s girlfriends rabbit incident”…
Please do.
X2. Tell me you cooked it for them.
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Fixed.
Got weights at home?
Drop a loaded barbell on her navel, collars on tight. Hopefully the bed is away from the wall. If not, you could probably move it without waking her.
Bet she cant get it off her.