Kick her in the teeth and call her a fat whore.
Buy the chocolate pop tarts and replace the chocolate frosting with ex-lax, that will teach her 
[quote]Kenpachi wrote:
Buy the chocolate pop tarts and replace the chocolate frosting with ex-lax, that will teach her :)[/quote]
x2
It’s obvious you’re not the Alpha Male in the household.
what we need here is good old fashion bitchslap.
tampering with the food is the best punishment. like running an electric current through the box, or laxatives/sneezing powder in the food. it’s only fair, and she’ll have learned a valuable life lesson from it.
edit: or if you’re a vindictive pyromaniac like me, you could rig the box up with a friction ignitor, and some blackpowder/flashpowder/NC and see how she likes the poptarts splattered on her face.
You already know what you have to do the next time you see her…
Buy a new box and open all of the little foil pouches. Tell her you may or may not have licked all of them, if she wants to eat them it’s her call.
If she still eats them, she is a dirty bitch and you should stick your dick in her mouth while she is sleeping.
[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
It’s obvious you’re not the Alpha Male in the household. [/quote]
Gotta admit, this is the truth.
[quote]bushidobadboy wrote:
I met a guy on community service (alternative to jail for those that don’t know) who was given 180 hours because a girl he was seeing went into his fridge and ate his chicken wrap.
They had been drinking of course.
BBB[/quote]
Do tell…the rest of the story?
That’s fucked up. Why don’t you say something to her?
[quote]LankyMofo wrote:
That’s fucked up. Why don’t you say something to her?[/quote]
It’s obvious he’s not the Alpha Male in the household.
… that’s just not right. You don’t mess with a man’s pooptarts.
…bunch of savages in this town…
S
I have this picture in my head I can see her in your brothers room in the corner eating them like a zombie eating a human. Just all like “NOM NOM NOM” then you shine the light on her and her eyes all like luminescent and shit.
Watch out.
[quote]The Mighty Stu wrote:
… that’s just not right. You don’t mess with a man’s pooptarts.
…bunch of savages in this town…
S
[/quote]
“pooptarts”. ew. she can have em!
You should throw poop at her.
[quote]Chi-Towns-Finest wrote:
phishfood1128 wrote:
tell her that poptarts will make her fat and that you noticed she had put on some weight recently…
Best response yet.[/quote]
yyyeea buddy
Be the Alpha Male. Punch her where it counts.
She did you a favor - you shouldn’t be eating pop tarts. You need to go thank her and start eating eggs and meat. Also - even though she inadvertently helped you out, she DID steal from you. You need to tell her to pay you back or receive a beat down.
[quote]AngryVader wrote:
You should throw Wol’s poop at her.[/quote]
Fixed.
lol