Bill Maher 'May Leave California'

Off Topic Politics & World Issues
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[quote]Legionary wrote:

[quote]H factor wrote:
Seriously spit coffee on my keyboard.

You don’t fucking live in my state therefore you have to believe every piece of propaganda about my state I proclaim even when easily shown to be false.

I have lived in Kansas my whole life, I’m here to tell you guys I’m paying 100 percent of all taxes. I’m the ONLY one paying. I think that’s a bunch of bullshit.

If you don’t live here then fuck off with some statistics boys, I live here and I’m telling you I’m the ONLY one paying.

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Hahaha I almost choked reading this. I suppose Maximus is the de facto expert on US drug policy too as he’s the only one on these forums whose acknowledged having his door blown off the hinges before being arrested by DEA. Did you guys know that 75% of Texas’ population are illegal immigrants? I would know, I live here.
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Sorry it is 99.99% of Texans are Illegal because I am the only legal one. There is room for a couple more legals so Legionary you can be legal also.

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[quote]dmaddox wrote:

[quote]Legionary wrote:

[quote]H factor wrote:
Seriously spit coffee on my keyboard.

You don’t fucking live in my state therefore you have to believe every piece of propaganda about my state I proclaim even when easily shown to be false.

I have lived in Kansas my whole life, I’m here to tell you guys I’m paying 100 percent of all taxes. I’m the ONLY one paying. I think that’s a bunch of bullshit.

If you don’t live here then fuck off with some statistics boys, I live here and I’m telling you I’m the ONLY one paying.

[/quote]

Hahaha I almost choked reading this. I suppose Maximus is the de facto expert on US drug policy too as he’s the only one on these forums whose acknowledged having his door blown off the hinges before being arrested by DEA. Did you guys know that 75% of Texas’ population are illegal immigrants? I would know, I live here.
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Sorry it is 99.99% of Texans are Illegal because I am the only legal one. There is room for a couple more legals so Legionary you can be legal also.[/quote]

I suppose I am illegal, having been born in Wisconsin. But both my parents are of the “born and bred” variety.

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[quote]Legionary wrote:

[quote]dmaddox wrote:

[quote]Legionary wrote:

[quote]H factor wrote:
Seriously spit coffee on my keyboard.

You don’t fucking live in my state therefore you have to believe every piece of propaganda about my state I proclaim even when easily shown to be false.

I have lived in Kansas my whole life, I’m here to tell you guys I’m paying 100 percent of all taxes. I’m the ONLY one paying. I think that’s a bunch of bullshit.

If you don’t live here then fuck off with some statistics boys, I live here and I’m telling you I’m the ONLY one paying.

[/quote]

Hahaha I almost choked reading this. I suppose Maximus is the de facto expert on US drug policy too as he’s the only one on these forums whose acknowledged having his door blown off the hinges before being arrested by DEA. Did you guys know that 75% of Texas’ population are illegal immigrants? I would know, I live here.
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Sorry it is 99.99% of Texans are Illegal because I am the only legal one. There is room for a couple more legals so Legionary you can be legal also.[/quote]

I suppose I am illegal, having been born in Wisconsin. But both my parents are of the “born and bred” variety. [/quote]

My parents were born and raised in Texas, but I was born in Louisiana. My parents moved to Louisiana for 5 years, where they had me an my sister, then moved back to Texas. Been living here since I was 3.

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[quote]Legionary wrote:

[quote]H factor wrote:
Seriously spit coffee on my keyboard.

You don’t fucking live in my state therefore you have to believe every piece of propaganda about my state I proclaim even when easily shown to be false.

I have lived in Kansas my whole life, I’m here to tell you guys I’m paying 100 percent of all taxes. I’m the ONLY one paying. I think that’s a bunch of bullshit.

If you don’t live here then fuck off with some statistics boys, I live here and I’m telling you I’m the ONLY one paying.

[/quote]

Hahaha I almost choked reading this. I suppose Maximus is the de facto expert on US drug policy too as he’s the only one on these forums whose acknowledged having his door blown off the hinges before being arrested by DEA. Did you guys know that 75% of Texas’ population are illegal immigrants? I would know, I live here.
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Do you have any experiences giving you enhanced information on drug policies ? Or are you another arm-chair quarterback who yells at the coach yet never played a down of football in your entire life ?

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[quote]smh23 wrote:
Let’s try it this way:

Is anybody still contending that only 300,000 people in California pay taxes?

If so, evidence should be produced that both supports this claim and refutes the evidence I already provided. If not, then I guess it’s settled, isn’t it?

For the record, there are a number of words for somebody who gets into a heated debate, ends up being wrong, and then doesn’t own up.
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If you plan on calling me out, then call me out, or are you going to continue to be a pussy about it ?

I am forwarding what my accountant, who is also an adjunct professor at a local college told me, which is either his opinion or fact. I am not sure whether it was true or not, but off the top of my head he is saying that 1% pay all the taxes which I know isn’t true. I know they pay at least half.

The entire point of this thread was about how a die-hard Liberal is now complaining about taxation. One of the “tax the rich” warriors is now whining that he got what he asked for. The best part is how Maher donated $1 million to Obama’s reelection, only to end up robbing him in the end.

SMH - there is an intimate knowledge you get with where you live, which factor into your overall quality of living of your home city/state. Because I don’t know how things are where you live, I don’t talk about it. I would rather ask, otherwise I would look as stupid as you do.

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[quote]MaximusB wrote:

[quote]Legionary wrote:

[quote]H factor wrote:
Seriously spit coffee on my keyboard.

You don’t fucking live in my state therefore you have to believe every piece of propaganda about my state I proclaim even when easily shown to be false.

I have lived in Kansas my whole life, I’m here to tell you guys I’m paying 100 percent of all taxes. I’m the ONLY one paying. I think that’s a bunch of bullshit.

If you don’t live here then fuck off with some statistics boys, I live here and I’m telling you I’m the ONLY one paying.

[/quote]

Hahaha I almost choked reading this. I suppose Maximus is the de facto expert on US drug policy too as he’s the only one on these forums whose acknowledged having his door blown off the hinges before being arrested by DEA. Did you guys know that 75% of Texas’ population are illegal immigrants? I would know, I live here.
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Do you have any experiences giving you enhanced information on drug policies ? Or are you another arm-chair quarterback who yells at the coach yet never played a down of football in your entire life ?

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Did I claim to? The answer is no, as I’m not far down enough on the evolutionary ladder to believe breaking federal laws for petty financial gain to be a worthwhile endeavor for a respectable member of society.

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[quote]MaximusB wrote:

[quote]smh23 wrote:
Let’s try it this way:

Is anybody still contending that only 300,000 people in California pay taxes?

If so, evidence should be produced that both supports this claim and refutes the evidence I already provided. If not, then I guess it’s settled, isn’t it?

For the record, there are a number of words for somebody who gets into a heated debate, ends up being wrong, and then doesn’t own up.
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If you plan on calling me out, then call me out, or are you going to continue to be a pussy about it ?

I am forwarding what my accountant, who is also an adjunct professor at a local college told me, which is either his opinion or fact. I am not sure whether it was true or not, but off the top of my head he is saying that 1% pay all the taxes which I know isn’t true. I know they pay at least half.

The entire point of this thread was about how a die-hard Liberal is now complaining about taxation. One of the “tax the rich” warriors is now whining that he got what he asked for. The best part is how Maher donated $1 million to Obama’s reelection, only to end up robbing him in the end.

SMH - there is an intimate knowledge you get with where you live, which factor into your overall quality of living of your home city/state. Because I don’t know how things are where you live, I don’t talk about it. I would rather ask, otherwise I would look as stupid as you do.

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Wow.

“Otherwise I would look as stupid as you do.”

The one who looks stupid is the one who said something that wasn’t true. That was you. You said that only 300,000 people in California pay taxes. In reality, Far more than 300,000 people pay taxes. Do I give a damn that you happen to live in California? Do I give a damn that the guy who said it to you also lives in California and is an adjunct professor?

Of course I don’t. What matters here is that you said something that was bullshit. Then, I proved that it was bullshit. Then you countered with all this pussy nonsense about me “not living in California” and how you need to “chincheck this clown,” when in reality the ONLY thing left for a grown man to do in that situation was to step in and say, “yeah you’re right, that wasn’t true. Whoops.”

Let me just see if I can make this even clearer to you here. You wrote:

“There is an intimate knowledge you get with where you live, which factor into your overall quality of living of your home city/state. Because I don’t know how things are where you live, I don’t talk about it. I would rather ask, otherwise I would look as stupid as you do.”

None of this has any bearing whatsoever on the simple FACTS of what happened here. Despite the fact that you live in California and I do not, you were wrong. Go figure. That’s what matters. I don’t know why you continue to cling to this “it’s my state so leave me alone” line of thinking, but please understand that this isn’t a support group where we talk about our feelings; I don’t care what you “know in your heart” to be true or some other such soft nobody’s-ever-wrong-and-there-are-no-stupid-questions piffle. You don’t get a trophy for trying and you certainly don’t get one by virtue of the numbers that comprise your zipcode. You talk about politics here: about facts that can be verified and about opinions that are born of those facts. When you’re wrong you have balls to come out and say so. It isn’t hard.

Oh, and of course I’m calling you out. That has been really, really clear for a good long time now.

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In other words, this is how this conversation was supposed to have gone:

Maximus: My tax guy says that only 300,000 people in California pay their taxes.

smh: Bullshit. Here is proof that that is not true.

Maximus: Hmmm. Well, this is kind of embarrassing, seeing as how I spend almost all of my time complaining about California and just got taken to school by a guy who lives on the opposite end of the country. But he was right and I was wrong. Seeing as how I’m ostensibly a man, it is incumbent upon me to own up, or at the very least not to drag this conversation out further by continuing to toss limp-wristed insults his way in a sad attempt to draw attention away from what just happened.

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Typical of today’s low quality male.

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[quote]VTBalla34 wrote:
Typical of today’s low quality male.[/quote]

No, no. You’ve got it all wrong. Being a man is all about stomping your feet and throwing tantrums when somebody has proved beyond any kind of doubt that you’re wrong. As long as you throw in the word “dickfuck”–yep, that’s not a typo, that gem made its debut in this thread a while back–then you’re practically John Wayne, even if you’re whining like a tween about something that everybody knows was completely and utterly your mistake.

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[quote]smh23 wrote:
In other words, this is how this conversation was supposed to have gone:

Maximus: My tax guy says that only 300,000 people in California pay their taxes.

smh: Bullshit. Here is proof that that is not true.

Maximus: Hmmm. Well, this is kind of embarrassing, seeing as how I spend almost all of my time complaining about California and just got taken to school by a guy who lives on the opposite end of the country. But he was right and I was wrong. Seeing as how I’m ostensibly a man, it is incumbent upon me to own up, or at the very least not to drag this conversation out further by continuing to toss limp-wristed insults his way in a sad attempt to draw attention away from what just happened.

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It’s not ok to be wrong on the internet. This forum is an example, but many others like it exist. Just assert your way to victory, facts be damned.

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This could be a topic on GAL. MaximusB will come back as IronDrawf, and smh could come back as Count Rockula, or Professor Y.

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We need a PWI call out of someone, and it will all be done. Everyone from GAL will want to be in PWI.

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[quote]smh23 wrote:

[quote]MaximusB wrote:

[quote]smh23 wrote:
Let’s try it this way:

Is anybody still contending that only 300,000 people in California pay taxes?

If so, evidence should be produced that both supports this claim and refutes the evidence I already provided. If not, then I guess it’s settled, isn’t it?

For the record, there are a number of words for somebody who gets into a heated debate, ends up being wrong, and then doesn’t own up.
[/quote]

If you plan on calling me out, then call me out, or are you going to continue to be a pussy about it ?

I am forwarding what my accountant, who is also an adjunct professor at a local college told me, which is either his opinion or fact. I am not sure whether it was true or not, but off the top of my head he is saying that 1% pay all the taxes which I know isn’t true. I know they pay at least half.

The entire point of this thread was about how a die-hard Liberal is now complaining about taxation. One of the “tax the rich” warriors is now whining that he got what he asked for. The best part is how Maher donated $1 million to Obama’s reelection, only to end up robbing him in the end.

SMH - there is an intimate knowledge you get with where you live, which factor into your overall quality of living of your home city/state. Because I don’t know how things are where you live, I don’t talk about it. I would rather ask, otherwise I would look as stupid as you do.

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Wow.

“Otherwise I would look as stupid as you do.”

The one who looks stupid is the one who said something that wasn’t true. That was you. You said that only 300,000 people in California pay taxes. In reality, Far more than 300,000 people pay taxes. Do I give a damn that you happen to live in California? Do I give a damn that the guy who said it to you also lives in California and is an adjunct professor?

Of course I don’t. What matters here is that you said something that was bullshit. Then, I proved that it was bullshit. Then you countered with all this pussy nonsense about me “not living in California” and how you need to “chincheck this clown,” when in reality the ONLY thing left for a grown man to do in that situation was to step in and say, “yeah you’re right, that wasn’t true. Whoops.”

Let me just see if I can make this even clearer to you here. You wrote:

“There is an intimate knowledge you get with where you live, which factor into your overall quality of living of your home city/state. Because I don’t know how things are where you live, I don’t talk about it. I would rather ask, otherwise I would look as stupid as you do.”

None of this has any bearing whatsoever on the simple FACTS of what happened here. Despite the fact that you live in California and I do not, you were wrong. Go figure. That’s what matters. I don’t know why you continue to cling to this “it’s my state so leave me alone” line of thinking, but please understand that this isn’t a support group where we talk about our feelings; I don’t care what you “know in your heart” to be true or some other such soft nobody’s-ever-wrong-and-there-are-no-stupid-questions piffle. You don’t get a trophy for trying and you certainly don’t get one by virtue of the numbers that comprise your zipcode. You talk about politics here: about facts that can be verified and about opinions that are born of those facts. When you’re wrong you have balls to come out and say so. It isn’t hard.

Oh, and of course I’m calling you out. That has been really, really clear for a good long time now.[/quote]

All that crying ^, and you said what ? You called me wrong ?

You’re worse than a female on her rag.

I took a phrase that I forwarded (which was paraphrased) and you jumped on it like a John in a whorehouse.

.4% of the population pays 42% of the taxes, and I’m off my rocker ?!

I would love to hold you underwater for a little while.

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[quote]VTBalla34 wrote:
Typical of today’s low quality male.[/quote]

Having a dick makes you a male, not a man. Forward this to your lady Nathanial.

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[quote]dmaddox wrote:
This could be a topic on GAL. MaximusB will come back as IronDrawf, and smh could come back as Count Rockula, or Professor Y.[/quote]

This is where I can pretend to be like SMH, and show you how you misspelled Iron Dwarf, showcasing your errorism while missing the point you were making. Then blame ME for it, ain’t that about a bitch.

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[quote]MaximusB wrote:

[quote]smh23 wrote:

[quote]MaximusB wrote:

[quote]smh23 wrote:
Let’s try it this way:

Is anybody still contending that only 300,000 people in California pay taxes?

If so, evidence should be produced that both supports this claim and refutes the evidence I already provided. If not, then I guess it’s settled, isn’t it?

For the record, there are a number of words for somebody who gets into a heated debate, ends up being wrong, and then doesn’t own up.
[/quote]

If you plan on calling me out, then call me out, or are you going to continue to be a pussy about it ?

I am forwarding what my accountant, who is also an adjunct professor at a local college told me, which is either his opinion or fact. I am not sure whether it was true or not, but off the top of my head he is saying that 1% pay all the taxes which I know isn’t true. I know they pay at least half.

The entire point of this thread was about how a die-hard Liberal is now complaining about taxation. One of the “tax the rich” warriors is now whining that he got what he asked for. The best part is how Maher donated $1 million to Obama’s reelection, only to end up robbing him in the end.

SMH - there is an intimate knowledge you get with where you live, which factor into your overall quality of living of your home city/state. Because I don’t know how things are where you live, I don’t talk about it. I would rather ask, otherwise I would look as stupid as you do.

[/quote]

Wow.

“Otherwise I would look as stupid as you do.”

The one who looks stupid is the one who said something that wasn’t true. That was you. You said that only 300,000 people in California pay taxes. In reality, Far more than 300,000 people pay taxes. Do I give a damn that you happen to live in California? Do I give a damn that the guy who said it to you also lives in California and is an adjunct professor?

Of course I don’t. What matters here is that you said something that was bullshit. Then, I proved that it was bullshit. Then you countered with all this pussy nonsense about me “not living in California” and how you need to “chincheck this clown,” when in reality the ONLY thing left for a grown man to do in that situation was to step in and say, “yeah you’re right, that wasn’t true. Whoops.”

Let me just see if I can make this even clearer to you here. You wrote:

“There is an intimate knowledge you get with where you live, which factor into your overall quality of living of your home city/state. Because I don’t know how things are where you live, I don’t talk about it. I would rather ask, otherwise I would look as stupid as you do.”

None of this has any bearing whatsoever on the simple FACTS of what happened here. Despite the fact that you live in California and I do not, you were wrong. Go figure. That’s what matters. I don’t know why you continue to cling to this “it’s my state so leave me alone” line of thinking, but please understand that this isn’t a support group where we talk about our feelings; I don’t care what you “know in your heart” to be true or some other such soft nobody’s-ever-wrong-and-there-are-no-stupid-questions piffle. You don’t get a trophy for trying and you certainly don’t get one by virtue of the numbers that comprise your zipcode. You talk about politics here: about facts that can be verified and about opinions that are born of those facts. When you’re wrong you have balls to come out and say so. It isn’t hard.

Oh, and of course I’m calling you out. That has been really, really clear for a good long time now.[/quote]

All that crying ^, and you said what ? You called me wrong ?

You’re worse than a female on her rag.

I took a phrase that I forwarded (which was paraphrased) and you jumped on it like a John in a whorehouse.

.4% of the population pays 42% of the taxes, and I’m off my rocker ?!

I would love to hold you underwater for a little while.

[/quote]

So what the fuck are you saying? That you were wrong?

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[quote]MaximusB wrote:

[quote]dmaddox wrote:
This could be a topic on GAL. MaximusB will come back as IronDrawf, and smh could come back as Count Rockula, or Professor Y.[/quote]

This is where I can pretend to be like SMH, and show you how you misspelled Iron Dwarf, showcasing your errorism while missing the point you were making. Then blame ME for it, ain’t that about a bitch. [/quote]

Making up a statistic (or regurgitating a made-up statistic without trying to find out if it’s bullshit) and committing a spelling error aren’t the same, are they?

Edit: By the way, it was impossible for me to miss the point you were making. The point you were making was not true. And that’s all that really needs to be said about it, isn’t it?

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[quote]MaximusB wrote:

I would love to hold you underwater for a little while.

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Shit, I was going to reiterate my point about you having been completely wrong and then refusing to own up, but now I’m so intimidated I just can’t go on.

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[quote]MaximusB wrote:

[quote]dmaddox wrote:
This could be a topic on GAL. MaximusB will come back as IronDrawf, and smh could come back as Count Rockula, or Professor Y.[/quote]

This is where I can pretend to be like SMH, and show you how you misspelled Iron Dwarf, showcasing your errorism while missing the point you were making. Then blame ME for it, ain’t that about a bitch. [/quote]

Lol, my spelling abilities are horrible, I know Dwarf looked wrong, but again my spelling is really bad. Last night I was thinking of another person could come back as, and no offense just thought it was funny, Brother Chris could come back as Twisted Sister.