Bicepts Won't Grow

[quote]SSC wrote:

[quote]polo77j wrote:

[quote]Zillah wrote:

[quote]MangoMan305 wrote:
Can we ban this guy’s avatar? [1]

x 2, was about to say the same thing.[/quote]

I was thinking the same thing[/quote]

Yeah… there’s nothing ghey about it. It’s just legitimately GAY.

And BTW, I think I’ve found the cure for my bicepts. I started doing this neat exercise I learned from my personal trainer… it’s called Dumbbell tosses. You basically just toss a 120-lb dumbbell from the top part of a curling position down to the bottom part… and catch it!

It’s super sick-awesome tight fun, and the exercise doesn’t put me in any kind of mechanical disadvantage at all! I truly believe this is the only bicept exercise I’ve ever done that feels like it effectively hits the muscle.[/quote]

hooray for progress


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[quote]SSC wrote:
And BTW, I think I’ve found the cure for my bicepts. I started doing this neat exercise I learned from my personal trainer… it’s called Dumbbell tosses. You basically just toss a 120-lb dumbbell from the top part of a curling position down to the bottom part… and catch it!

It’s super sick-awesome tight fun, and the exercise doesn’t put me in any kind of mechanical disadvantage at all! I truly believe this is the only bicept exercise I’ve ever done that feels like it effectively hits the muscle.[/quote]

I’d also recommend the ‘bicept deadlift’, basically setup like a normal deadlift except with an extra 50lbs. Do exactly what you’d normally do except bend your arms and imagine lifting with your bicepts and focus on the bicept tendons.

Really concentrate hard on them and imagine them literally tearing off the bone. If you don’t feel the burn then you may to sit back slightly once you’ve locked out and jerk the bar in a hard and fast motion. At this point it is useful to think as if you’re trying to do a max bicept curl.

DISCALIMER: remember to arch your back or you might hurt yourself.

Inverted bosu band curls with a 30 sec negative and a loud scream at the top of the concentric to let the pussies around you know yer seriouz.

I’m having the same issues with my bicepts, but my trapeziods are gettin’ there! One love.

#1 : obvious troll
#2 : lol @ recommanding nick T’s article! He’s like the worst author on T-Nation.

[quote]CPerfringens wrote:
#1 : obvious troll
#2 : lol @ recommanding nick T’s article! He’s like the worst author on T-Nation. [/quote]

I lol’d … not because your post was funny, but because you obviously missed the satire … You probably think This is…Spinal Tap was a real documentary

[quote]polo77j wrote:

[quote]CPerfringens wrote:
#1 : obvious troll
#2 : lol @ recommanding nick T’s article! He’s like the worst author on T-Nation. [/quote]

I lol’d … not because your post was funny, but because you obviously missed the satire … You probably think This is…Spinal Tap was a real documentary [/quote]

Fuck you polo “Smell The Glove” changed my life!!!

I heard that for some time Ozzy Osbourne though This is Spinal Tap was a real documentary. Dunno how true that is though.

[quote]CPerfringens wrote:
#2 : lol @ recommanding nick T’s article! He’s like the worst author on T-Nation. [/quote]

You can’t say he’s the worst. You have to tell us why he’s the worst.

Bump up the frequency. You should start looking at 2 time a day training

Jacking off. That is all you need to do.

eat less and curl more.

just use synthol

[quote]ukrainian wrote:
Jacking off. That is all you need to do.[/quote]

I swear to god I have better mind muscle connection on my right side than left side because of excessive fapping.

Real talk. Life sucks.

Just feed them…

STEROIDS!!!

Have you tried smoking Nettle root?

Try an ancient chinese method. They built the Great Wall of China and beat back Mongolian raiders using what was at the time, very advanced bicept development techniques.

[quote]sbr wrote:
Have you tried smoking Nettle root?[/quote]

These kind? If so, yes.

Still didn’t work.

[quote]SkyzykS wrote:
Try an ancient chinese method. They built the Great Wall of China and beat back Mongolian raiders using what was at the time, very advanced bicept development techniques.

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Thanks. Any specifics I should keep an eye out for?

One of my close friends suggested jelquing. It didn’t help out the bicepts much, but it did wonders in other areas. I’m not totally sure why he recommended them still. Maybe his form is off.

[quote]sbr wrote:
Have you tried smoking Nettle root?[/quote]

Who’s your avatar?