Best 'Worst' Films

[quote]LankyMofo wrote:

Over the top…flip the hat backwards increase power to 9000

For sure. Actually, there were a LOT of 80s movies that meet this criteria, including a half dozen Arnold films. [/quote]

fucking love Commando, Raw deal and the like. I watch this to get pumped before the gym sometimes:

Sadly can’t find the version that ends ‘Leave anything for us? …Just baaahhdies’

Godfather 3 :slight_smile:

To me Sofia Coppola was just wooden, I never got how people say she completely shit the bed

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[quote]dt79 wrote:
Ebola Syndrome 1996[/quote]

Anthony Wong :adore:

I’m a sucker for a 90s Hong Kong Cat 3 movie

I also enjoyed The Untold Story and Street Kids Violence. You should check them out if like Ebola.

Others?

Toxic Avenger
Kickboxer
Blood In Blood Out
Bloodsport
Stone Cold
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Yeah Anthony Wong rocks! Seen the other 2 flicks but didn’t include them cos they are actually “good” films. Street Kids Violence was so fucking realistic i find it difficult to watch it again. Untold Story had at least a tiny bit of camp here and there haha

Just remembered one of the ultimate Asian “bad” movies. Check out Takashi Ishii’s Black Angel (1997). One of my all time favs.


A boy and his Dog

Saw this a few years ago on cable, I absolutely loved it…

Don Johnson plays a young man in a post nuclear war world who has an interesting friend, a telepathic dog. The dog gives him an advantage in dealing with the barbaric world he lives in. When Johnson finds one place that has escaped the devastation of the war, he also finds some rather odd attitudes.

[quote]MattyXL wrote:
A boy and his Dog

Saw this a few years ago on cable, I absolutely loved it…

Don Johnson plays a young man in a post nuclear war world who has an interesting friend, a telepathic dog. The dog gives him an advantage in dealing with the barbaric world he lives in. When Johnson finds one place that has escaped the devastation of the war, he also finds some rather odd attitudes.[/quote]

Somewhere along the way I came across that too, really enjoyed it. Was swayed on the ending, but for the most part I can deal with it, the rest of the film was charming.

Con air
Never back down
Hustle & flow

[quote]UtahLama wrote:
I don’t know if you can consider Red Dawn a “worst” type move…aside from being FUCKING AWESOME, I thougt it got nominated for some Academy Awards?

I might be wrong… but agree Beans, one of my favorites of all time.[/quote]
Red Dawn is definitely a ‘worst’ movie. Completely unrealistic and really cheesy.

I also like it.

Little Shop of Horrors, both versions.

A couple of cheesy movies I loved as a little kid:

I realized years later that JCVD was the bad guy at the end of this movie.

The No Retreat, No Surrender trailer was so cheezy it made me laugh out loud.

[quote]UtahLama wrote:
The No Retreat, No Surrender trailer was so cheezy it made me laugh out loud.[/quote]

That’s barely scratching the surface. The whole movie is incredibly ridiculous.

What, No Ernest P. Worrell love yet? I can remember at least three mind-numbingly stupid Ernest films right off the top of my head that I could not get enough of in my youth.

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[quote]FarmerBrett wrote:
Armageddon.

Skip to 4.40 - 5.22 for the best bit.

“I’ve been drilling holes in the earth for 30 years and I have never, never missed a depth that I have aimed for and by God I am not gonna miss this one!”

Got to be the cheesiest dialogue in cinema history.[/quote]

Funny thing is this what a real driller would probably say.
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Some things like that are considered corny now only because they are being looked at 10-20 years after being made.

Con-Air is super cheesy…but I didn’t hear everyone complaining when it first came out.[/quote]

I hated Armageddon from the moment I saw it. It was a 150 minute bombardment of cliche’s.

I realise it’s horribly overused when it comes to this kind of category, but Troll 2.

The troll costumes are so ridiculous and the acting is atrocious, the child probably had the best dialogue execution in the entire…film?

Plus, this, which is easily one of the best scenes ever captured on celluloid.


Another one of my favorite movies growing up…awesome bad movie…but really good

from imdb:

the removal of an old tree in Glen’s backyard reveals a large and mysterious hole. Glen and his sister, Al, are left to look after themselves for three days when their parents go away. This is when strange things begin to happen, all of them centered around the “hole”. Written by

[quote]MattyXL wrote:
Another one of my favorite movies growing up…awesome bad movie…but really good

from imdb:

the removal of an old tree in Glen’s backyard reveals a large and mysterious hole. Glen and his sister, Al, are left to look after themselves for three days when their parents go away. This is when strange things begin to happen, all of them centered around the “hole”. Written by [/quote]

LOL. That movie scared the crap out of me when I was a kid.

Those little demons Traumatized me. On top of that I started playing all my records backwards…even my parents Kenny Roger’s albums…all it said was eat chicken tho

[quote]MattyXL wrote:
A boy and his Dog

Saw this a few years ago on cable, I absolutely loved it…

Don Johnson plays a young man in a post nuclear war world who has an interesting friend, a telepathic dog. The dog gives him an advantage in dealing with the barbaric world he lives in. When Johnson finds one place that has escaped the devastation of the war, he also finds some rather odd attitudes.[/quote]

Finally someone else that likes this movie! Never mind that…Finally someone else that has seen this movie!

Donnie Fucking Johnson! I remember watching it and I was like … what the fuck is this? but it actually is a good flick

There’s a good moral to the story at the end. “Bro s before Ho s”!