Best 'Worst' Films

Flash Gordon… No retreat no surrender was on here in Egypt a few weeks ago unfortunately i only saw 30 mins or it starts getting ridiculous when Bruce Lee’s ghost starts training a random guy Jeet Kun Do.

[quote]MattyXL wrote:
A boy and his Dog

Saw this a few years ago on cable, I absolutely loved it…

Don Johnson plays a young man in a post nuclear war world who has an interesting friend, a telepathic dog. The dog gives him an advantage in dealing with the barbaric world he lives in. When Johnson finds one place that has escaped the devastation of the war, he also finds some rather odd attitudes.[/quote]

That girl in the end had good taste.

I really like John Carpenters 1976 Assault on Precinct 13.

Saw a faded copy many years ago on VHS.

Highly impressive to my pre-teen mind.

Night Of the Demons (the original) The greatest piece of Shit ever put on a screen

Anaconda.

[quote]GorillaMon wrote:
Anaconda.[/quote]

Sorry, JLO’s ass shot in the first 20 min of this movie moves it to Turner Classic material

[quote]four60 wrote:

[quote]GorillaMon wrote:
Anaconda.[/quote]

Sorry, JLO’s ass shot in the first 20 min of this movie moves it to Turner Classic material[/quote]

Agreed. Anaconda actually did pretty well when it first came out because Ice Cube AND J-lo were in it. I haven’t seen that shit in years…but I don’t think it qualifies as a shit movie. It is one of those that falls into that “was great when it came out but refkects WHEN it was made so well that it doesn’t fit so good 20 years later”.

Goonies is the same. I fucking LOVED that movie as a kid. I thought it was art from the hands of GOD. I couldn’t even watch it all of the way through as an adult.

[quote]four60 wrote:

[quote]GorillaMon wrote:
Anaconda.[/quote]
JLO’s ass
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[quote]Professor X wrote:

[quote]four60 wrote:

[quote]GorillaMon wrote:
Anaconda.[/quote]

Sorry, JLO’s ass shot in the first 20 min of this movie moves it to Turner Classic material[/quote]

Agreed. Anaconda actually did pretty well when it first came out because Ice Cube AND J-lo were in it. I haven’t seen that shit in years…but I don’t think it qualifies as a shit movie. It is one of those that falls into that “was great when it came out but refkects WHEN it was made so well that it doesn’t fit so good 20 years later”.

Goonies is the same. I fucking LOVED that movie as a kid. I thought it was art from the hands of GOD. I couldn’t even watch it all of the way through as an adult.[/quote]

I hate that. Growing up killed many good flicks for me. Mr. Smith goes to Washington, Miracle on 34th street, both flicks had me cheering as a kid but can’t watch either now without rolling my eyes

[quote]four60 wrote:

[quote]Professor X wrote:

[quote]four60 wrote:

[quote]GorillaMon wrote:
Anaconda.[/quote]

Sorry, JLO’s ass shot in the first 20 min of this movie moves it to Turner Classic material[/quote]

Agreed. Anaconda actually did pretty well when it first came out because Ice Cube AND J-lo were in it. I haven’t seen that shit in years…but I don’t think it qualifies as a shit movie. It is one of those that falls into that “was great when it came out but refkects WHEN it was made so well that it doesn’t fit so good 20 years later”.

Goonies is the same. I fucking LOVED that movie as a kid. I thought it was art from the hands of GOD. I couldn’t even watch it all of the way through as an adult.[/quote]

I hate that. Growing up killed many good flicks for me. Mr. Smith goes to Washington, Miracle on 34th street, both flicks had me cheering as a kid but can’t watch either now without rolling my eyes [/quote]

Dude…I used to watch every Chipmunks movie that came out.

Don’t laugh.

[quote]Professor X wrote:

[quote]four60 wrote:

[quote]Professor X wrote:

[quote]four60 wrote:

[quote]GorillaMon wrote:
Anaconda.[/quote]

Sorry, JLO’s ass shot in the first 20 min of this movie moves it to Turner Classic material[/quote]

Agreed. Anaconda actually did pretty well when it first came out because Ice Cube AND J-lo were in it. I haven’t seen that shit in years…but I don’t think it qualifies as a shit movie. It is one of those that falls into that “was great when it came out but refkects WHEN it was made so well that it doesn’t fit so good 20 years later”.

Goonies is the same. I fucking LOVED that movie as a kid. I thought it was art from the hands of GOD. I couldn’t even watch it all of the way through as an adult.[/quote]

I hate that. Growing up killed many good flicks for me. Mr. Smith goes to Washington, Miracle on 34th street, both flicks had me cheering as a kid but can’t watch either now without rolling my eyes [/quote]

Dude…I used to watch every Chipmunks movie that came out.

Don’t laugh.[/quote]

:-(). What the f… Man someone Hacked “X” account

[quote]Professor X wrote:

Goonies is the same. I fucking LOVED that movie as a kid. I thought it was art from the hands of GOD. I couldn’t even watch it all of the way through as an adult.[/quote]

Blasphemy. My older brother introduced me to The Goonies because he told me I looked like Sloth. I would make my fat friend take off his shirt and do the truffle shuffle every time he came over to my house when I bought a new video game he didn’t have yet.

I’m still in limbo from boyhood to manhood, but I will fight the disintegration of my love for The Goonies as virulently as I possibly can for as long as I possibly can.

[quote]Professor X wrote:

[quote]four60 wrote:

[quote]Professor X wrote:

[quote]four60 wrote:

[quote]GorillaMon wrote:
Anaconda.[/quote]

Sorry, JLO’s ass shot in the first 20 min of this movie moves it to Turner Classic material[/quote]

Agreed. Anaconda actually did pretty well when it first came out because Ice Cube AND J-lo were in it. I haven’t seen that shit in years…but I don’t think it qualifies as a shit movie. It is one of those that falls into that “was great when it came out but refkects WHEN it was made so well that it doesn’t fit so good 20 years later”.

Goonies is the same. I fucking LOVED that movie as a kid. I thought it was art from the hands of GOD. I couldn’t even watch it all of the way through as an adult.[/quote]

I hate that. Growing up killed many good flicks for me. Mr. Smith goes to Washington, Miracle on 34th street, both flicks had me cheering as a kid but can’t watch either now without rolling my eyes [/quote]

Dude…I used to watch every Chipmunks movie that came out.

Don’t laugh.[/quote]

LOL! Try and stop me.

[quote]bond james bond wrote:

LOL! Try and stop me.

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…and listen to the soundtracks.


The best worst movie ever made…for a 5th grader.

[quote]Big Kahuna wrote:

[quote]Professor X wrote:

Goonies is the same. I fucking LOVED that movie as a kid. I thought it was art from the hands of GOD. I couldn’t even watch it all of the way through as an adult.[/quote]

Blasphemy. My older brother introduced me to The Goonies because he told me I looked like Sloth. I would make my fat friend take off his shirt and do the truffle shuffle every time he came over to my house when I bought a new video game he didn’t have yet.

I’m still in limbo from boyhood to manhood, but I will fight the disintegration of my love for The Goonies as virulently as I possibly can for as long as I possibly can.[/quote]

Riiiiight. You’ll have a kid someday and you’ll pray he doesn’t turn out like the fat kid from that shit movie lol.

[quote]bond james bond wrote:

[quote]Big Kahuna wrote:

[quote]Professor X wrote:

Goonies is the same. I fucking LOVED that movie as a kid. I thought it was art from the hands of GOD. I couldn’t even watch it all of the way through as an adult.[/quote]

Blasphemy. My older brother introduced me to The Goonies because he told me I looked like Sloth. I would make my fat friend take off his shirt and do the truffle shuffle every time he came over to my house when I bought a new video game he didn’t have yet.

I’m still in limbo from boyhood to manhood, but I will fight the disintegration of my love for The Goonies as virulently as I possibly can for as long as I possibly can.[/quote]

Riiiiight. You’ll have a kid someday and you’ll pray he doesn’t turn out like the fat kid from that shit movie lol.
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Oh of course, I never said I admired Chunk. But all the same, Superman Sloth is one of my fondest memories. (I don’t have a lot of fond memories, but that’s moot point.)

God damn I loved Goonies as well.

There was a point in my life I could recall every line from that movie from memory.

“Hey You Guys!”

[quote]countingbeans wrote:

“Hey You Guys!”

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[quote]countingbeans wrote:
God damn I loved Goonies as well.

There was a point in my life I could recall every line from that movie from memory.

“Hey You Guys!”

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I love when Chunk’s getting interrogated and he goes into that huge monologue about all the bad shit he’s done as a kid.