Best 'Worst' Films

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Torque

I admit it. I’ve seen it about 50 times just because of the motorcycles.

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Can we do future nom’s? I really don’t know how this one can miss.

Snipes…and Diamond Dallas Page as Zombie killers from the Old West. Almost too perfect.

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Are we doing chick flicks you watched with your wife/girl/spouse that you found a way to enjoy?

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[quote]UtahLama wrote:
Can we do future nom’s? I really don’t know how this one can miss.

Snipes…and Diamond Dallas Page as Zombie killers from the Old West. Almost too perfect.

I’d watch that in a second.

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[quote]countingbeans wrote:
Are we doing chick flicks you watched with your wife/girl/spouse that you found a way to enjoy?

[/quote]

Bring it ON.

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[quote]Professor X wrote:

[quote]UtahLama wrote:
Can we do future nom’s? I really don’t know how this one can miss.

Snipes…and Diamond Dallas Page as Zombie killers from the Old West. Almost too perfect.

I’d watch that in a second.[/quote]

Without question.

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Love this woman for whatever reason. But another awful movie that I’d watch again

DOn’t ask about this one:

I’ll think of more.

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Segal…Stone Cold. You know what’s coming.

  • Karate chops to the throat

  • Boxed ears

  • Ripped-out Adama’s Apples

  • Kicks to da groin (danga da danga dang…)

  • A move at the 1:10 mark where I think Seagal just gets tired of punching and crushes the guy by taking a rest on top of him with his bloated body.

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[quote]countingbeans wrote:
Love this woman for whatever reason. But another awful movie that I’d watch again

DOn’t ask about this one:

I’ll think of more. [/quote]

Emily Blunt warms my cockles. (Metaphor, Cockles is a family of clams that open up when they’re cooked, just for those of you who are still seven years old.) She’s charming and very physically appealing, I enjoy her personality too.

For the J-lo flick, I have no words.

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[quote]Big Kahuna wrote:

For the J-lo flick, I have no words.[/quote]

You can certianly watch a good portion of the movie on mute and get the same amount of enjoyment I do.

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[quote]UtahLama wrote:
Segal…Stone Cold. You know what’s coming.

  • Karate chops to the throat

  • Boxed ears

  • Ripped-out Adama’s Apples

  • Kicks to da groin (danga da danga dang…)

  • A move at the 1:10 mark where I think Seagal just gets tired of punching and crushes the guy by taking a rest on top of him with his bloated body.

I love old, fat Stevie Seagull. Some of the quotes are pretty badass, and I love how nonchalant some of the fight scenes are because of his Aikido experience.

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Cobra Cobretii…best movie name ever.

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Slightly more manly than my chick flicks

Hesher made no sense to me what-so-ever, and I’ll watch it every time it is on

One of my favorite movies of all time

Another movie I grew up watching 200,000 times

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I don’t know if you can consider Red Dawn a “worst” type move…aside from being FUCKING AWESOME, I thougt it got nominated for some Academy Awards?

I might be wrong… but agree Beans, one of my favorites of all time.

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[quote]countingbeans wrote:

One of my favorite movies of all time
[/quote]

Seen the remake?, I wouldn’t if you haven’t. When I made my first post of this thread and distinguished bad from good-bad, that would describe it all too well.

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[quote]Big Kahuna wrote:

[quote]countingbeans wrote:

One of my favorite movies of all time
[/quote]

Seen the remake?, I wouldn’t if you haven’t. When I made my first post of this thread and distinguished bad from good-bad, that would describe it all too well.[/quote]

I didn’t think a remake would work to start with.
The first wins because of when it was made. It was a full representation of the times.

Youth today don’t really have much to overcome…and no one is really lying awake at night worried about the Russians invading.

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[quote]UtahLama wrote:
I don’t know if you can consider Red Dawn a “worst” type move…aside from being FUCKING AWESOME, I thougt it got nominated for some Academy Awards?

I might be wrong… but agree Beans, one of my favorites of all time.[/quote]

Every time it runs on skinamax or HBO or showtime, which ever it is, it only has one star listed, and I LOL every time.

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[quote]countingbeans wrote:

[quote]UtahLama wrote:
I don’t know if you can consider Red Dawn a “worst” type move…aside from being FUCKING AWESOME, I thougt it got nominated for some Academy Awards?

I might be wrong… but agree Beans, one of my favorites of all time.[/quote]

it only has one star listed[/quote]

Un-POSSIBLE

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[quote]Professor X wrote:

[quote]Big Kahuna wrote:

[quote]countingbeans wrote:

One of my favorite movies of all time
[/quote]

Seen the remake?, I wouldn’t if you haven’t. When I made my first post of this thread and distinguished bad from good-bad, that would describe it all too well.[/quote]

I didn’t think a remake would work to start with.
The first wins because of when it was made. It was a full representation of the times.

Youth today don’t really have much to overcome…and no one is really lying awake at night worried about the Russians invading.[/quote]

I figured they were going to fuck it up. And given the amount of foreign revenue films get they weren’t about to risk backlash that could spread to other movies by painting a now friendly country as evil.

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Got to go with the movie that made me want to lift weights as a kiddo.