“I always despise men who are trying to impress women with things like “Oh, I just bought a new car” or “I just bought a new yacht”. When women come to my bedroom they can see 10 pistols, 15 revolvers and a huge d*ck”
“My right hand is deadly. And my left hand…Well, even I am afraid of it”
“Right roundhouse kick, hospital. Left roundhouse, cemetery”
And some more, from a different source:
“Sweden? What kind of a f*cking country this is if at 3 AM I’m the most dangerous person on the streets”
“the harder you are to kill the longer you will survive in the mountains.”
-marc twight
author of the 72 hr non stop first ascent of “deprivation” on mt hunter.
btw… the second ascent by some legitimate B.A.'s took 7 full days.
From Winston Churchill, a true Alpha Male and war time leader of Britian.
"Courage is what it takes to stand up and speak; courage is also what it takes to sit down and listen. "
"However beautiful the strategy, you should occasionally look at the results. "
“I am prepared to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter.”
“If Hitler invaded hell I would make at least a favorable reference to the devil in the House of Commons.”
"Let us therefore brace ourselves to our duty and so bear ourselves that if the British Empire and its Commonwealth lasts for a thousand years men will still say, “This was their finest hour.”
And my all time favorite Winny quote:
“We shall defend our island, whatever the cost may be, we shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the landing grounds, we shall fight in the fields and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills; we shall never surrender.”
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
[quote]Judecca wrote:
Best Alpha Male quote? Me!
About a week ago, I was at the squat rack, squatting, and some guy who looked like he was in his mid-40’s came over. I had just finished a set, and had a few more to go.
‘Hey, are you going to be much longer?’
‘Not that much longer,’ I replied, ‘I have a few more sets left.’
‘Well you gotta hurry up, I don’t have much time.’
So I just sort of shrugged off this guy and his lack of time, and shrugged off the question of why I should care. So what does this guy do? He pulls up a bench and sits a few feet behind me.
‘Uhh… bud, it won’t take that much longer.’
‘Stop talking and finish up.’
So with that, I rack the bar and walk over to him.
‘Why don’t you go over there?’ I say, pointing to the stretching area.
He looks at me indignantly. ‘There’s no squat rack there, pal,’ he barks at me.
‘I know. But there is a box of tissues. You could go and cry about it like a big girl.’
He stomps off 
Judecca 1, World 0[/quote]
Since quoting yourself seems to be the cool thing to do, my Bobby Badass line came when my girlfriend’s ex-husband grabbed my arm and tried (unsuccessfully) to shove me through a doorway.
“Take your hand off me, or you won’t get it back.”
To which he replied “Oh, you’re going to do that Karate shit on me?”…and promptly left the building without another word.
Mark Twain: “Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear – not absence of fear.”
Dave Tate: “A strong guy became a strong guy because another strong guy helped him get strong.”
“Forget your sadness, anger, grudges and hatred. Let them pass like smoke caught in a breeze. You should not deviate from the path of righteousness; you should lead a life worthy of a man. Don’t be possessed by greed, luxury, or your ego. You should accept sorrows, sadness and hatred as they are, and consider them a chance for trial given to you by the powers…a blessing given by nature. Have both your mind and your time fully engaged in budo, and have your mind deeply set on bujutsu.”
Dr Masaaki Hatsumi
“Let him cut your skin, and you cut his flesh. Let him cut your flesh, and you cut his bones. Let him cut your bones, and you cut off his life”
Takamatsu Toshitsugu
A friend of mine recently lost his life fighting in Iraq. He was a true alpha male.
“Don’t worry about me. I’m bulletproof until the Lord calls me home to be with him.” - Jesse Strong.
R.I.P. buddy…
“be a man , stand your ground , and keep your mouth shut” David Roacha
“i’d rather carried by six then judge by 12” Anrea Brown
‘Give me 10 minutes to talk away my ugly face and I will bed the Queen of France’
-Voltaire
I’ve got a bunch of those in a file somewhere… here it is:
“It’s not the size of the dog in the fight but the size of the fight in the dog” - Magic Johnson, NBA Star
“Only the weak attempts to accomplish what he knows he can already achieve.” - Stella Juarez, Author
“You have to do what others won’t to achieve what others don’t.” - Unknown
“Pain is only weakness leaving the body” - Unknown
“The greatest oak was once a little nut who held its ground” - Unknown
“It’s about mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it don’t matter” -Unknown
“You miss 100 percent of the shots you never take.” -Wayne Gretzky, Professional Hockey Player
“Great souls have wills; feeble ones have only wishes.”- Chinese Proverb
“We are judged by what we finish, not by what we start” - Anonymous
If most people put half the fucking effort into working that they do
into pissing and moaning, the world would not be so full of pathetic
underachievers. – Eric Midkiff
[quote]BigMike wrote:
“be a man , stand your ground , and keep your mouth shut” David Roacha
“i’d rather carried by six then judge by 12” Anrea Brown
[/quote]
Er, shouldn’t that be “I’d rather be judged by 12 than carried by 6?” ie, I’d rather kill the fucker myself and face justice than let him do me in?
“My center is giving way, my right is pushed back, situation excellent. I am attacking.” – Ferdinand Foch
This one I heard from an old buddy of mine. “I love my wife and kids, and I wouldn’t trade them for anything, but god I miss those days of being able to hop in the shower, shave, brush my teeth, and take a shit all at the same time”
Here’s another one from my friend. After finishing a set of clean pulls, and hobbling over to the bench to get a breather, he looks at me and says, “That’s how you know your in shape, when you can barely walk.”
Muhammad Ali
“I am the greatest”
My buddy just died recently, and one of my friends mentioned a Patton quote…
“We should not mourn that men are dead, we should thank God that such men existed”.
Easier said than done, but true nonetheless.
My Scottish buddy has this on a banner on his wall…I always break his balls that Ireland is a tougher country, but this is badass:
“For so long as a hundred of us remain alive, we will never, in any degree, be subject to the dominion of the English, for it is not for glory, riches, or honours we fight, but for liberty, which no good man loses but with his life”.
-Declaration of Aboroath, 1320
[quote]pookie wrote:
BigMike wrote:
“be a man , stand your ground , and keep your mouth shut” David Roacha
“i’d rather carried by six then judge by 12” Anrea Brown
Er, shouldn’t that be “I’d rather be judged by 12 than carried by 6?” ie, I’d rather kill the fucker myself and face justice than let him do me in?[/quote]
thats how Anrea Brown said it , me personaly i’d rather be dead then do life
[quote]BigMike wrote:
pookie wrote:
BigMike wrote:
“be a man , stand your ground , and keep your mouth shut” David Roacha
“i’d rather carried by six then judge by 12” Anrea Brown
Er, shouldn’t that be “I’d rather be judged by 12 than carried by 6?” ie, I’d rather kill the fucker myself and face justice than let him do me in?
thats how Anrea Brown said it , me personaly i’d rather be dead then do life
[/quote]
i think it has to do with the judgement of oneself by others is inherently at flaw.
[quote]wufwugy wrote:
BigMike wrote:
pookie wrote:
BigMike wrote:
“be a man , stand your ground , and keep your mouth shut” David Roacha
“i’d rather carried by six then judge by 12” Anrea Brown
Er, shouldn’t that be “I’d rather be judged by 12 than carried by 6?” ie, I’d rather kill the fucker myself and face justice than let him do me in?
thats how Anrea Brown said it , me personaly i’d rather be dead then do life
i think it has to do with the judgement of oneself by others is inherently at flaw.[/quote]
I never got that one.