Is this one of those threads where the 125 pound science club nerd beat up the 225 pound star quarterback…
Reminds me of the time my 115 pound 16 y/o sister punched out this 200 pound pro boxer…sh showed him…
My 72 year old grandmother benched pressed 400 pounds that same day and then went out and killed a wolf with her bare hands,just to let everyone know whos boss, I was there…I seen it!!!
HolyMac, that is some damn impressive stuff right there!
Yolked Up, you are now officially my hero…
I think it’s sad that after all of this, we all know that Yolked Up will continue to take himself seriously…
…someone has to…
I can imagine him now…trolling off into the sunset…
[quote]elano wrote:
Nice. You’re going to get your ass beat by the next big guy tho. I’ve had bitches come do the same shit to me and their dudes will start shit. I walked away cuz I’m a bigger man. I’ll let him look like a badass to his girl, not worth the fight to me. When you get your ass beat one good time you will understand why.[/quote]
Youre commenting like this story actually happened.
[quote]Yolked Up wrote:
This happened when I was in a club the other day…bla bla bla[/quote]
Damn you’re so fuckin’ alpha brah.
How about a fight between the OP of this thread…
and this one:
Pics or it didn’t happen
[quote]Gkhan wrote:
How about a fight between the OP of this thread…
and this one:
Forums - T Nation - The World's Trusted Community for Elite Fitness [/quote]
The thread was such a clusterfuck towards the end … didn’t everyone start posting pictures of kittens?
This sprinter was bigger than you? Sprinters are small as fuck. Are you a midget? I heard that if you get beat by a midget in a fight, you actually turn into a one. Is this true? Did you lose to a midget in a fight?
[quote]Yolked Up wrote:
This happened when I was in a club the other day. I was just chillin at the bar minding my own business when this obnoxious drunk fat girl started slobbering all over me, then her bf came over and accuses me of hitting on his mrs, now this guy was big, you could tell he did some serious weightlifting, must have had a good 100lbs on me and I just laughed and told him: “I wouldn’t touch her with a barge pole, she’s fat, you’re ugly, i’m neither, I could pick up better looking chicks at a science fair, now get lost you meat head”.
He didn’t appreciate this and threw a left hook, I ducked, landed too kidney shots and when he turned around I caught him in a clinch landing three knees and an elbow, he looked dazed and was nursing his bloody nose, I was in a real bad mood earlier though so I took him with a single leg takedown and side mount, then proceeded to rain down one hammerfist after another. That let off all my steam and he was just laying there holding his face and I was just ‘ha, where’s your dbol now bitch?’ and got the hell out of there before the bouncers got me (this all happened over the course of about 15 seconds).
And something similar has happened before, there was this arrogant bastard back in school, he was sprinter and considerably bigger than me, and kicked off with me once, but I wasn’t in no mood to take shit from anyone so I just caught him with a scissor takedown and heel hook. He was lucky I didn’t break his ankle. And when he was rolling around in agony I laughed when I realised his gf and lackey were watching
Man I know having muscle looks good, but what’s the point if you’re still going to get you ass handed to you buy a trained guy less than half your size.[/quote]
He left out the best bit-he woke up and he had cum in his pants!
[quote]Yolked Up wrote:
This happened when I was in a club the other day. I was just chillin at the bar minding my own business when this obnoxious drunk fat girl started slobbering all over me, then her bf came over and accuses me of hitting on his mrs, now this guy was big, you could tell he did some serious weightlifting, must have had a good 100lbs on me and I just laughed and told him: “I wouldn’t touch her with a barge pole, she’s fat, you’re ugly, i’m neither, I could pick up better looking chicks at a science fair, now get lost you meat head”.
He didn’t appreciate this and threw a left hook, I ducked, landed too kidney shots and when he turned around I caught him in a clinch landing three knees and an elbow, he looked dazed and was nursing his bloody nose, I was in a real bad mood earlier though so I took him with a single leg takedown and side mount, then proceeded to rain down one hammerfist after another. That let off all my steam and he was just laying there holding his face and I was just ‘ha, where’s your dbol now bitch?’ and got the hell out of there before the bouncers got me (this all happened over the course of about 15 seconds).
And something similar has happened before, there was this arrogant bastard back in school, he was sprinter and considerably bigger than me, and kicked off with me once, but I wasn’t in no mood to take shit from anyone so I just caught him with a scissor takedown and heel hook. He was lucky I didn’t break his ankle. And when he was rolling around in agony I laughed when I realised his gf and lackey were watching
Man I know having muscle looks good, but what’s the point if you’re still going to get you ass handed to you buy a trained guy less than half your size.[/quote]
Shit,brah,Why didn’t you bust a cap in his ass?
That’s what I do to fools who step to me,brah.
ESPECIALLY when I’m just,ya know,chillin at the bar…
UFC has spilled onto the streets!
Once you’re over eighteen there’s thing called assault and it’s kinda hard to get a job or an apartment when you have assault charges on your record. The only time I would scissor kick someone is if hey were messing with my family:)
lol where’s the video? somebody always saw some movies and dreamed it was them.
[quote]Yolked Up wrote:
This happened when I was in a club the other day. I was just chillin at the bar minding my own business when this obnoxious drunk fat girl started slobbering all over me, then her bf came over and accuses me of hitting on his mrs, now this guy was big, you could tell he did some serious weightlifting, must have had a good 100lbs on me and I just laughed and told him: “I wouldn’t touch her with a barge pole, she’s fat, you’re ugly, i’m neither, I could pick up better looking chicks at a science fair, now get lost you meat head”.
He didn’t appreciate this and threw a left hook… blah blah blah [/quote]
‘He didn’t appreciate this’ REALLY?!
What an asshole! it’s getting to the point where you can’t insult a guy and his girlfriend after he suspects you were hitting on her,without them starting some shit!
Idiot.
You could have explained you weren’t hitting on her and walked away.He may have had a few drinks and you did nothing to defuse the situation,only aggravate it.
I have studied Kickboxing and Shotokan Karate,I’m no blackbelt,but then again I’m no bullshitter.Let me make ONE thing clear-if you act like this,start shit like this,and initiate a fight you could have walked away from…
YOU ARE NOT A MARTIAL ARTIST…YOU ARE A MARTIAL ASSHOLE.
(There’s exceptions of course,self-defence,or defending/avenging something you cannot forgive,etc.)
You’re like that asshole bully in ‘The Karate Kid’ talking shit until Mr Miyagi makes you shit in your pants-all you are showing is your youth,inexperience,ignorance,over-inflated ego,and a desperate need to prove yourself and get attention.
You don’t need an ass-whupping,you need a hug.
A real Martial Artist does need to prove shit like this,they prove it in the ring or dojo,in grading or competing.most I have met actually hate violence,and their art simply serves as a tool for mastering themselves,and an outlet for frustration/aggression,and knowing what to do if they have to,competing,or keeping in shape.
Does your chosen art have a master/leader/sensei? tell him your bullshit with the above cocky attitude and no remorse,and see what he says.Unless he is an asshole like you,expect a skillful demonstration of a facepalm,and possibly disassociation or blacklisting from the club/dojo you are associated with.
My former Sensei? His favourite saying is ‘Agression is simply a search for identity.The less identity,the more agression.’
You are confused and have misplaced agression,perhaps you were bullied at school,or are frustrated at living with your parents.seek the source and eliminate it.If not,one day you and your big mouth are going to start some shit and some guy is going to rip your fucking head off or pull a machete or Glock .40 on your ass…
I cant believe ppl are commenting on this as if it really happened…
But clip, it did happen didn’t it?
Only the iterwebz is the source of the most trustworthy info.
Does size matter in a fight? That’s a yes and no kind of answer. Sure, if a 130 pound guy is a trained fighter and he’s fighting a 200 pound oaf with no skills, in that case, no.
But they have weight classes in say boxing for a reason. All things being equal, the bigger man can afford to give up some skill because he normally hits harder, is stronger and can take a smaller man’s punch better than a smaller man could take his.
Take Sugar Ray Robinson for example. Considered pound for pound the best fighter in the sport of boxing, skill level wise. In his prime, he was a 145 pound welter weight. He moved up to middle weight and captured a championship in that weight class. His trainer made a remark about him moving up to heavyweight and taking on the then champion, Rocky Marciano. Marciano was about 185 pounds, strong as a bull, limitless stamina and bone crunching punching power. Yet, nowhere near as skilled as Robinson. Robinson’s reply was “Are you trying to get me killed”.
Great as Robinson was, he’d have lost and possibly in a brutal fashion to the bigger, stronger Marciano. Marciano would be able to take the best Robinson could throw and make no mistake, when it came to anyone 160 and under, Robinson was a KO artist. But Marciano would’ve just mozied on through Robinson’s best shots. On the other hand, all it would’ve taken from Marciano was one well placed punch and Robinson would be finished. Now, if they were the same size, it would be different. But Marciano would’ve beaten Robinson and likely knocked him cold based off of just being the bigger, stronger man. Not skill. The bigger man just has to be skilled enough, not necessarily more skilled than the little guy.
In fact, after moving up to middle weight and capturing that crown, he moved up to light heavyweight to take on the champion of that division, Joey Maxim. When he fought Jake Lamotta, he won by a TKO in the 13th round. In that fight he weighed 155 and Lamotta 160. Let it not escape notice that when Robinson was weighing in the 140’s, he was unable to stop Lamotta. He won 4/5 of their fights thus far, but by decision. It was only when he got bigger and had more weight to put behind his shots that he hit hard enough to stop the 160 pound Lamotta.
In the Maxim fight, Robinson gave away 19 pounds, 154 to Maxim’s 173. Remember what I said about Robinson being a KO puncher? Well, punching on a target 19 pounds heavier who was used to taking punches from guys his size greatly reduced the effect of Robinson’s power. Punches that’d pole axe most men Robinson’s size barely moved Maxim. In fact, Robinson wore himself out just punching Maxim and lost the fight because he suffered severe heat exhaustion. No doubt, if Robinson was Maxim’s size, he’d have beaten him.
Size starts to matter less once you hit about 175-180. A man that size can theoretically KO any man of any size. I think it’s because the human body is only designed to be but so large and loses efficiency once you get to a certain size, but even then, size in a fight still matters, alot. When you think about Muhammad Ali in the 60’s, as great as he was a fighter, he had a significant size advantage over many of the men he fought back then. He was 6’3 210-212 pounds fighting in an era where the average heavyweight was 6’ 185 pounds. Being bigger and stronger played a great role in his success. Keep in mind, when Ali was smaller in weight, he struggled with smaller fighters. When he grew and gained weight then he started going on his championship roll.
Now, a 200 pound fighter has more advantage over a 150 pound fighter than a 250 pound fighter has over a 200 pound fighter. A top level 150 pound boxer is highly unlikely to beat a 200 pound top level boxer, even if the 150 pounder is better skilled. On the other hand, a 200 pound boxer could very well beat a 250 pound boxer if the 200 pounder has skill and punching power on his side.
Yes, size matters when both are skilled. No, size doesn’t matter when only the smaller man is skilled.
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9 year thread bump?
Impressive.
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