Beat the Crap Out of Some Big Guy

[quote]HolyMacaroni wrote:
Yolked Up wrote:

Who the fuck are you trying to kid? at your size you would be gassed out after 2 mins of rolling. Plus your flexibility would be shit.

And I would love to fight you and kick your ass all the way back to hong kong or china or wherever the hell you’re from.

How the fuck does an asian guy even survive in a place like alabama?

well, that’d be hawaii, but i guess close enough.

you right. obviously i must have no endurance at my size. shit i better not consider a job that requries endurance such as…oh i dunno, the army? lol.

how do i ‘survive’ in alabama? very well thank you. maybe you’ll stop by sometime for a visit?[/quote]

Dude, jugding by those chicks you are groping in your pics, I’d say you were doing much better than just merely surviving. :wink:

[quote]HolyMacaroni wrote:
Yolked Up wrote:

Dude you’re 5’10, 230lbs! you’re just a muscle bound freak show!

In MMA guys who look like you are nothing more than a side show attraction. Like joe son lol.

LOL.

yup, the whole muscle bound thing really has limited the way i can manipulate my body.

oh now that was tight

[quote]Waggahay wrote:

That would be epic.
I’d pay up. But we should insist upon at least a minute of fight time. If Yolky boy goes down too quick, HolyMac has to wait for him to wake up, and then can go to town again.
[/quote]

just remember, keep it under two min otherwise i’m going to ‘gas the fuck out’

you know, it’s from carrying all that non functional muscle. obviously guys with muscle also can’t have endurance

[quote]Yolked Up wrote:

Side mount, then proceeded to rain down one hammerfisting after another.[/quote]

See I wouldn’t mess with the OP because this sounds particularly painfull.

[quote]
Man I know having muscle looks good, but what’s the point if you’re still going to get you ass fisted buy a trained guy less than half your size.[/quote]

Exactly, a very sore arse is just not worth it.

Aha!!
I have found Op’s hardcore training pics.

Are you sure you are ready to take on this Mac?

I surrender!!!

HolyMacaroni … thats an awsome pic :open_mouth:

EDIT: i mean, the one where u r upside down.

Macaroni, there is only one solution.

You must Yugioh duel.

Welcome to Ego Nation

Yolked up has another avatar change? You know if he spent half as much time lifting as he did changing his avatar…

And, I wouldn’t know, but that looks like it would be pretty offensive to a lot of the Americans out there… heck, it is a little disturbing to me!

Nevermind, he’s changed it (again).

For the record it was a picture of Osama bin Laden’s head shopped onto a BBer’s body, kicking down the twin towers. That’s gotta be in bad taste, right? giving bin Laden the big bod and making fun of 9/11 that way?

[quote]countingbeans wrote:
HolyMacaroni wrote:
i’ve never heard of this strange art called ‘MMA’ or ‘BJJ’.

Isn’t a “BJJ” when she doesn’t stop until you cum again?[/quote]

Lololol, good one

(see, not EVERYBODY misses your jokes because of the trolls)

lol yous all are harsh…if its true, then damn “brah” lol

if its fake, you should be a poitician cuz ur good at bullshittin

THIS was his high school graduating class…they made him look bad (cuz those guys are the shiiiit)

WHEN THE FUCK DID WE GET ICE CREAM!?

[quote]BSrunner wrote:
countingbeans wrote:
HolyMacaroni wrote:
i’ve never heard of this strange art called ‘MMA’ or ‘BJJ’.

Isn’t a “BJJ” when she doesn’t stop until you cum again?

Lololol, good one

(see, not EVERYBODY misses your jokes because of the trolls)[/quote]

HA ha, hey thanks man.

[quote]PimpBot5000 wrote:
Regarding your comment about hammerfists, about how many of those do you have to unleash to qualify the attack as a “rain”?

When I think of “rain”, I think of an uncountable array of falling objects, too numerous to avoid. In ten seconds, I think no fewer than 200 hammerfists would pass for a “rain of hammerfists”, at least not in my books.

Was it perhaps more of a sprinkling, a dash, or a light dusting of hammerfists?

Regardless, great story. Could have used a couple vampires and maybe a two-timing sorcerer though. [/quote]

I broke into a serious laughing fit at this. A++

Cool story bro

Cool story bro

Cool story bro