See how one fucked up retarded person can bring people together. Asalama -whatever Yolkster. I love ya man.
I will watch my back if if I get around you though.
And by back I mean ass hole.
You have brought me a lot of joy on an otherwise rainy day.
Hey. How come your avatar doesn’t say where you are? Do you live under a bridge? Like a troll I mean?
Can you answer anything intelligently without infantile posturing or “whatever?”
Who is your BJ instructor? Is he good?
Macaroni,
You are big, strong looking and I wouldn’t want you on my bad side.
Seriously, do these jeans make my ass look big? Maybe high heals would offset it.
Awesome scary pic. Can you hit a skinny kid from that angle/height?
the one called Yolked up has awaken me from a long sleep. For that, the hunt is on!
scissor take down to heel hook? Way to steal the Sub from Ryo Chonnan
vs Anderson Silva fight. Nice attempt at trolling.
I think i found a video of Yolked up trying to do a back flip and some BJJ…
[quote]paleotool wrote:
Macaroni,
You are big, strong looking and I wouldn’t want you on my bad side.
Seriously, do these jeans make my ass look big? Maybe high heals would offset it.
Awesome scary pic. Can you hit a skinny kid from that angle/height?[/quote]
haha. actually the point of inverting yourself is so you can peer into a building window with little risk of being detected. you can then engage from that position or transition back to a traditional ‘L-shape’ in order to breach the window.
if you interested, you can view the technique here @ 1:24 - 1:27
we were just fucking around practicing inverting and transitioning back with a weapon in our hand. however had some tiny indian kid ran across, i’m sure i could of put a few 9mm into him.
lol
I think I heard that Yolkster had a guy do that to him once while he was mindin his business so he grabbed the rope and scissored the dude before raining a hail of limp-wristed bitch slaps on the homey so watch out!
[quote]HolyMacaroni wrote:
Yolked Up wrote:
Dude you’re 5’10, 230lbs! you’re just a muscle bound freak show!
In MMA guys who look like you are nothing more than a side show attraction. Like joe son lol.
LOL.
yup, the whole muscle bound thing really has limited the way i can manipulate my body.
Wait a second…that doesn’t look UNfunctional at all!
What’s going on here?
yolked…
please just leave
Yolkqueer, your trolling has given me two things: 1) a good 15 minutes of laughter and 2) a newfound respect for Mac. I’ve read your posts before, and holy shit man, I had no idea. I rarely have had the opportunity to see someone of your size do a backflip. Sure, Olympic Gymnastics offer such craziness, but I just wasn’t expecting it. Ya know, I never do expect much from internet talk…but videos don’t lie.
Yolker, you should post some videos. Since you go bar brawling and ass kickin’ about every other night, umm, how about you have one of your fudgepacker friends (maybe from your avatar even) bring a video camera of some sort and, after introducing yourself as “Fucked Up” from T-Nation, show us a thing or two about how you apply your scissor sweeps and raining hammerfists.
It will only be then that we acknowledge you as just a douche instead of a troll. Because it would only take a true douchebag to make up unbelievable shit and post it on T-Nation (of all places lol), and expect real people to believe it and bow down to your almighty power and worship you.
Oh yes, and remember: the Napoleon Complex can be fixed. I don’t know why I’m doing this, but I will provide you the link to HAppeniss. (spelling?)
[quote]Yolked Up wrote:
Who the fuck are you trying to kid? at your size you would be gassed out after 2 mins of rolling. Plus your flexibility would be shit.
And I would love to fight you and kick your ass all the way back to hong kong or china or wherever the hell you’re from.
How the fuck does an asian guy even survive in a place like alabama?[/quote]
well, that’d be hawaii, but i guess close enough.
you right. obviously i must have no endurance at my size. shit i better not consider a job that requries endurance such as…oh i dunno, the army? lol.
how do i ‘survive’ in alabama? very well thank you. maybe you’ll stop by sometime for a visit?
[quote]HolyMacaroni wrote:
Yolked Up wrote:
how do i ‘survive’ in alabama? very well thank you. maybe you’ll stop by sometime for a visit?[/quote]
You’re very subtle…
Jesus, you’ll let anyone be in your MMF, won’t ya Mac?
you whipped this guy’s ass in a bar and got away w/o bouncers or anybody saying shit to you…I don’t think so. I’m sure all T-Nation guys could beat someone bigger than them, but even if we did, we wouldn’t exagerate the fact or feel the need to harp on it.
Holymac-2
ChickenTuna-0
Yolked Up-0
Holymac is officially the smiter of internet trolls lol.
You just ran Yolked Up’s life…and threw in a scissor take down just for fun.
[quote]Lethal_Pump wrote:
you whipped this guy’s ass in a bar and got away w/o bouncers or anybody saying shit to you…I don’t think so. I’m sure all T-Nation guys could beat someone bigger than them, but even if we did, we wouldn’t exagerate the fact or feel the need to harp on it.[/quote]
Yah, no one ever gets away from bar fight. Especially if it actually happened at the BAR! If this was real this indian boy would be getting railed by Bubba in jail right now.
[quote]HolyMacaroni wrote:
paleotool wrote:
Macaroni,
You are big, strong looking and I wouldn’t want you on my bad side.
Seriously, do these jeans make my ass look big? Maybe high heals would offset it.
Awesome scary pic. Can you hit a skinny kid from that angle/height?
haha. actually the point of inverting yourself is so you can peer into a building window with little risk of being detected. you can then engage from that position or transition back to a traditional ‘L-shape’ in order to breach the window.
if you interested, you can view the technique here @ 1:24 - 1:27
we were just fucking around practicing inverting and transitioning back with a weapon in our hand. however had some tiny indian kid ran across, i’m sure i could of put a few 9mm into him.
lol[/quote]
Oh sure, you can Aussie rappel, do backflips, have a hot chick get her leg up on ya, and outweigh Yoked by 50 lbs, but can you do…THIS???
Get your umbrellas out…it’s raining down hammer fists!!!
Hammer time.
[quote]Cheeky_Kea wrote:
Hammer time.[/quote]
that’s some high quality lulz right there my friend
[quote]RTJenforcer wrote:
Tatsu wrote:
Yolked Up swings one mean virtual dick…
LOL
Yolked Up…please stop…the laughter…it’s unbearable!
Am I alone in my desire to stump up some fight money to actually see HolyMacaroni rip this guy limb from limb? I sense an internet legend in the making!
[/quote]
That would be epic.
I’d pay up. But we should insist upon at least a minute of fight time. If Yolky boy goes down too quick, HolyMac has to wait for him to wake up, and then can go to town again.