That’s the whole point in brazilian jiu-jitsu you fucking idiot. It emphasises good technique, mobility and leverage over brute force. But no, I train vale tudo which is one step further.
And I could hardly be considered ‘tiny indian’ considering i’m taller and more athletic than him.
I think I very much would win this.[/quote]
oh no! you know bjj?! you must be totally indestructable now! gosh darn, i’m glad i’ve never ran into anyone claiming to know jujitsu or competed in the UFC or vale tudo. what a joke
you’re profile says youre 188lbs at 6’1. dude u’re tiny as fuck.
how the HELL are you more athletic than me? for the love of god please explain this one.
That’s the whole point in brazilian jiu-jitsu you fucking idiot. It emphasises good technique, mobility and leverage over brute force. But no, I train vale tudo which is one step further.
And I could hardly be considered ‘tiny indian’ considering i’m taller and more athletic than him.
I think I very much would win this.
oh no! you know bjj?! you must be totally indestructable now! gosh darn, i’m glad i’ve never ran into anyone claiming to know jujitsu or competed in the UFC or vale tudo. what a joke
you’re profile says youre 188lbs at 6’1. dude u’re tiny as fuck.
how the HELL are you more athletic than me? for the love of god please explain this one.[/quote]
He may only be 188lbs and 6’1 but you neglected a very serious fact, he has been working out, accordingn to his profile, for ‘A long time’!!! I mean jesus… watch your back man…
Am I alone in my desire to stump up some fight money to actually see HolyMacaroni rip this guy limb from limb? I sense an internet legend in the making!
That’s the whole point in brazilian jiu-jitsu you fucking idiot. It emphasises good technique, mobility and leverage over brute force. But no, I train vale tudo which is one step further.
And I could hardly be considered ‘tiny indian’ considering i’m taller and more athletic than him.
I think I very much would win this.
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how the HELL are you more athletic than me? for the love of god please explain this one.[/quote]
Dude you’re 5’10, 230lbs! you’re just a muscle bound freak show!
In MMA guys who look like you are nothing more than a side show attraction. Like joe son lol.
Whatever dude! What an insult. Why I never. That was harsh and witty.
I’m sorry if my ramblings are unclear or insane sounding to you. I have tried to use small and concise words. Maybe I need a new avatar if I look fat. Thanks for that heads up. The last time I was body fat checked I was about 6% (in college) and was only a little lighter than I am now. As I am a bit stronger now, but as you say “fat” the only way I could lose 50 pounds would be to cut off an arm (I am interested that you use pounds if you are really from Pakistan you lying douchebag). Your argument of “Whatever dude” makes you sound even more like a moronic little cheerleader so you might want to think before you post. Or maybe consider taking off a year or two and coming back when you are “jacked” and “hardcore”, and not living with your mom.
Coincidentally, I too have done a bit of fight training and would offer to be your sparring partner, assuming you are of age, in the hopes of learning something from you. I travel extensively and would love to meet your parents and imam as well. I fear, however, I would have to toss you like a Braemar stone. But there is no use playing “what if” on the internet. BTW, how did you know I was a “bastard?” I didn’t rag on you for things you can’t help.
Can you say something intelligent instead of primary school posturing. At least make it interesting.
[quote]Yolked Up wrote:
HolyMacaroni wrote:
Yolked Up wrote:
That’s the whole point in brazilian jiu-jitsu you fucking idiot. It emphasises good technique, mobility and leverage over brute force. But no, I train vale tudo which is one step further.
And I could hardly be considered ‘tiny indian’ considering i’m taller and more athletic than him.
I think I very much would win this.
o
how the HELL are you more athletic than me? for the love of god please explain this one.
Dude you’re 5’10, 230lbs! you’re just a muscle bound freak show!
In MMA guys who look like you are nothing more than a side show attraction. Like joe son lol.
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Right… Need I tell you about the heavyweight division?
Yolk, please stop posting. This thread was funny as shit before you came back. Leave and let us laugh again…
EDIT :
[quote]Yolked Up wrote:
I don’t feel the need to prove anything to any of you meathead.
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This right here proves that you don’t know shit. The typical cop-out of pussy pricks.
How about we set up a T-Nation Fight Event? I remember some dude calling out FightingIrish, we still need to see that one too.
[quote]Yolked Up wrote:
I wasn’t in no mood to take shit from anyone so I just caught him with a scissor takedown and heel hook.[/quote]
Seriously?
I know enough to know that you could actually be a certified retard.
I hope that if you really do start a fight in future with a person who isn’t imaginary, that they hurt you badly.
Oh and congratulations on being able to read the words beneath my avatar and base an insult completely on that information. You really are a bright spark.
