arrghhhh!!! I’m sorry i didn’t mean to
call you a weak pussy, please forgive
meeeee!!!
Bob endures the pain of it being his siamese twin brother-connected-at-the neck’s turn to goes down on their girlfriend.
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“Of course my farts smell bad! What did you expect, Chanel No.5??”
or -
“I said no, don’t stop,
not NO!! DON’T!! STOP!!
Now, start over and get it right this time.”
“Shit girl, what did you eat?”
DB
I told you, I wouldn’t be able to kick your ass if you’d stop using Metrx Products.
Indisputable evidence that anabolic steroids enlarge the clitoris…
That one is the size of a HUMAN HEAD for crying out loud!
Seriously hon, I wasn’t mocking you! His name was Beaver Cleaver on the show!
That’s not what i meant by “Power Snatch”
La’
REdsol1
“THE OTHER HEAD! I WANTED YOU TO SQUEEZE THE OTHER ONE!”
I said “I have a CRICK in the back of my neck, not a prick!”
“You didn’t believe me huh? I said if I wanted any more shit out of you I’d squeeze your head.”
When she warned him, “You’re going down!” she meant it, but rather than stay away, the fool went into her house, removed his clothes, and put his head right between her thighs.
Wow, you people really aren’t funny. But we’ll pick a winner anyway. How about this one:
[quote]redsol1 wrote:
That’s not what I meant by “Power Snatch”
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Nice one, redsol1! Check your PMs!