“Shawshank Redemtion was only a movie! I’m Tim Robbins, the actor, and there isn’t any beach house or money… I swear!”
off to the side: “Dude! would you hurry up! its my turn.”
250 an hour? Why the hell not…
To prepare for Spider Man 3, Tobey MaGwire enlists the help of a personal trainer who specializes in “cross-training.”
alpha female seeking Alpha Male.
A few hours with “Jack Rabbit” and Cindy’s still a little frustrated
Darlin, when I said to ‘show me your vastus internus’, I didn’t mean contracted on my neck!
No! I SAID You have Eclampsia…, not ‘Let’s put the clamps on ya’…
The receptionist at Biotest never worries about sexual harassment.
Amazingly Cynthia was in such great shape you could still see her abs even after giving birth the the full grown male.
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(You must use a snobby, English accent while reading this. Similar to a documentary on the BBC)
In an amazing display of stupidity, as well as being ironic; Joseph, who thinks the world sucks because he can’t get any pussy, is attempting to get right back into from whence he came.
She’s got 2 pussies between her legs.
“OK OK honey Ill buy you a new thigh master!”
"Sure honey, your muscles sure look pretty, but I read on some T-Nation forum that bodybuilders are weaaaakkkkk… "
This is how I crack a peanut.
A recent study showed that steroid use among pregnant female bodybuilders results in the birth of abnormally large babies.
Why blondes should us Power Drive!
His head facing the wrong way!
Greg wasn’t disturbed by losing to Sheila, he was disturbed by feeling a pair of balls on the back of his head.
Personal Trainer to trainee: ‘You should feeeeeel the quads burn!’
Are we going to train to failure?