[quote]MikeA. wrote:
“Quick, Craig, over to the charcoal aisle… we’ll just grab a few cans of charcoal fluid and then its off to Boston for a manicure…”[/quote]
haha thats a fukin corker!!!
Don’t interrupt a woman when she either doing her hair, or cleaning…
"Oh man, I hate it when she gets into my REZ-V.
“John and Linda vow to never again ignore the fine print before accepting a photo shoot offer.”
and i saaiidd noo morrrre wiiiire
hannnnngers.
man thinking to himself, i’ve got to learn sign language in a better way…
danm it, i hate being the horse, mabe
next time i’ll be able to mount her and
ride her!
And everybody thought Momma Clause rode a sleigh too…
Shop 'til you drop, European Version.
“Quick, I heard they put Metabolic Drive on the shelves with the other proteins.”
Sometimes the “monkey on your back” doesn’t look all that bad…
“While galloping through the cereal aisle, Jim realised he was living a lie.”
Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
WARNING: Pre-lift visualization is much more vivid when taking Spike.
You see? The only non-functional mass I have is in my posing trunks.
On Dasher, On Prancer, On Ronnie, On Blitzen… On Cutler, On Priest, On Titus, On Wheeler!
When Mrs. Clean needs paper towels she always goes Brawny.
Wayne Demilia adds those “subtle differences” to his federation
Though it went straight to video, Urban Cowboy II remains a cult classic.
[quote]xjayx300 wrote:
“I need some REZ-V, so I can grow my balls back!”[/quote]
Haha! I like this one
year 2050.
Washington, New Amazon Empire, planet Earth.
Suddenly, almost instantly, he wished he remembered to check if K-Mart had a online store.