Michael Jackson takes up bodybuilding
and disproves the myth that feeding huge
quantities of anabolics to a twelve year
old would be harmful.
“test-driving my grandma’s new means of transportation”
worst
acid
trip
ever!
Maureen Dowd has a wet dream.
Save a horse, ride a bodybuilder.
I no longer ride cars, I ride bodybuilders, it helps fignt off global warming.
Gaddy’up in aisle five…
or
Do you guys know where the “Muscle Beach Sex Party” is?? My wife begged me to take her.
A shoe? I thought I needed Berardi’s girlfriend on my back for an accurate body fat calculation!
Next time I’m gonna wear the spurs, Pokey!
I hate losing bets. Maybe if you go fast enough no can see us.
Gawd, the little lady knows how I hate grocey shopping, so we made a simple agreement how to git 'er done more quickly.
In retrospect, thought Lars, maybe an X-Vest would have attracted less attention while out shopping.
“Regretting the deal where he got a boatload of steroids for “a small favor”, Dirk couldn’t help but think he got off easily considering that his steroid-dealer’s girlfriend was on his back instead of the dealer himself.”
Nothing surprises the good people of Colorado Springs since that supplement company came to town.
“Shamed by a questionable hookup? Join the order of the serpentine and let Axe Snake Peel revitalize your body and mind.”
Dave enjoying one of his better days spent in prison.
Dave enjoying one of his better days spent in prison.
?I am a wheel speed fweak baby, but uhh, dat tampon diggin into me back kinda hurts!!?
And you thought personal trainors just SLEPT with housewives.
One sexually frustrated housewife’s fantasy.
Life is a highway…ride me all night long.