“Well… It sure beats being the pooper scooper slave!” (not pictured)
Adam and Eves HGH experiment heads straight towards the fruit section.
‘After years of not training properly, Billy finally had the bit between his teeth.’
Faced with desperately low ratings, the world’s strongest man, the home shopping network, and usa up all night have joined to form “The World’s Strongest All Night Shopping.”
What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas, until your best “friend” puts the pictures on the web.
The try outs for Chippendale’s are getting more demanding every year!!
“attention shoppers, free steaks to the first 2 people to the butcher shop”
Quick! To the giant salamis! At this pace we’re bound to set a new Supermarket Sweep record!
At first that off brand supplement seemed to help grow muscles, but Joe was pretty sure it didn’t make him an Alpha Male.
The new Mr. Clean commercials tested poorly in focus groups.
The Spike TV executives remembered tossing around a lot of ideas for their own new reality game show, but not a single one of them could remember how this resulted.
What Lola wants, Lola gets.
“And you feel bad for Barbaro?”
“Ben & Jerry’s. So you never, ever end up looking like this.”
“The Quilted, Quicker Picker Upper” finally meets its match.
lOlHaWtByOt(h realized that her Epic Mount in her favorite MMORPG was not so epic.
MORE COMPLEX VERSION:
lOlHaWtByOt(h realized that her Epic Mount in her favorite MMORPG was not so much Epic as it was a male player that tried to h4x0r the server
Hurry up you bastard, I told you I need my tampax and midol!!!
Miss, we don’t allow horses in Walmart…er…oh, sorry…
You see?..Bodybuilders really are every day people, just like you and me.
“like my new strapon?”