“Are you sure this is the proper way to do donkey calf raises?”
[quote]BIGRAGOO wrote:
How did yall get a pic of me and the Mrs. grocery shopping?[/quote]
I found this to be the funniest haha got a good laugh out of that one.
“Well it started when he began doing all his exercises on that Swiss Ball…”
“Dieter couldn’t afford a sled for training.”
“Coming up next on SpikeTV, new EXTREME SUPERMARKET SWEEP!”
“Why your local grocery store ended Double Coupon days.”
“Mrs. Claus opted not to use the reindeer for her Christmas shopping.”
Here’s another:
“CrossFit strikes again!”
Coming soon:
Bareback 2 the comeback
“Gozer, the Gozerian and the Gatekeeper, together at last.”
MERCHANT ALERT: DO NOT ACCEPT FOODSTAMPS FROM THIS WOMAN.
It’s nothing honey. We’re just old friends.
“With her riding style, we have us here a good ole fashioned Sharon Stoneing v.”
[quote]Eazy wrote:
“Gozer, the Gozerian and the Gatekeeper, together at last.”[/quote]
Ghostbusters!
Shannon and Gunther walk you through the ailes of the local fatmart, breaking down your favorite foods into three groups: “You’re kidding, right?”, This-Will-Kill-You, and AGPP (Almost as Good as Protein Powder).
The only thing better than this DVD is a gram of Test right in the glute. Get it today!
Bonus Mention TC’s penis and we will send you “Gunther and Shannon: Leave the Lights On” for free!
Woody Harrelson new movie, “30 days on biodiesel and hemp”.
“Come on honey! 1,236 more laps and you’ll finally look like Brad Pitt in Fight Club!”
“Dammit, this one has a sticky wheel.”
“I warned you that ZMA may cause some crazy dreams…”
“It was only after Bob felt the spurs in his ass for the third time that he realized that Mary’s winning poker hand had six aces in it.”
“The future of functional training.”
Gregg didn’t care if people laughed and stared. It was still better than blowing Victor Conte for “cream” money.
Never thought I’d lose THAT bet.